The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Oh wait yes I can, I was getting beaten up for random shit two years ago AWESOME YES I SAID AWESOME

I take these things srsly, asila

yay

Wait, what?

I said "The Shining is on"

I'M WHAT-ING AT THE OTHER PART OF THAT DEAR

I'M GOING TO BE IN TONS OF PAIN UNTIL LATE JULY IF NOT LONGER

:(

I wish I had some spiced rum

OH I HAVE SOME

IF I HAD MORE I'D OFFER TO SHARE

SO HEY >:

hi

OH

HEY

WHAT'S UP

hey tadao isn't it almost opium season in california LO

I'm a married person now :O

I try to stay away from masking the pain. The thing that works the best are NSAIDs. But you can't just take a ton of Aleeve. Those commercials are bullshit. :(

I'm still technically married since 1995 :O

pfft then don't bitch -- nigga

tout de suite but don't worry about it

tadao would like to have a word with you

CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY

MOTHERFUCKERS GET TO CONGRATULATIN' RIGHT NAW

Whaaaaa?

If I did it would be false and insulting to his marriage, but I do wish him all the best luck with it.

thanks grizlebees :D

i had a ton of fun and did a lot of drugs !! :D

hey sexy lady it was nice to know you, but I got to move on

Happy birth-year to all you new voters out there. I remember being 30 in 1990 - but just barely. :\

I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

i don't remember that from drop dead fred. . .

What in the hell is goin on in here!? >:

word-for-for retelling of TITUS ANDRONICUS

i really liked the movie with anthony hopkins :(

bram stoker's dracula? hated it.

Back when Rick Moranis was actually funny. :lol

Someyday I'm gonna go and get my kicks on route SNIKTY-SNIKT :(

:lol

One of the best comics ever, indeed :)

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:lol

Titus Adronicus :(

Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Shrubfest is pretty :(

Oh no, Milhouse will never talk to her again :(

Yeah

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Happy Birthday, Austin and Brian. ;)

I'm sorry I did not wish you a happy birthday, GW. However, we both knew it wouldn't be. ;)

My birthday present was that I got to start chainsmoking

yay

Pictures of you sucking one down, please. :(

You might want to re-word that Pub.

I doubt it.

:lol

Obama won :o

I'm sure America is a better place because of it :\

SARCASM

ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

:lol

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lol, McCain's Wikipedia page

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2108/mccainfs3.png

lol :rolleyes

WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM IS FUNNY

RANKERI YOU PUNK SHIT

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IT AIRED TWICE BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON YOUR TIME ZONE, IT SHOULD COME ON AFTER FUTURAMA

I'm leaving.

if things get worse im leaving :(

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I was debating between watching that with my roommates or going to the bar. Went to the bar. Glad I didn't miss anything.

dude wtf our president's black and shit.

My cats ate my lamb kabob.
:(
Bad kitties.

I'M IN LOVE, GUYS :(


didn't think I'd ever find anyone worth a shit :(

FUCK YOU GUS

:CRY

Would it make you feel worse if I told you that she was gunning for me at the get-go?

Anyway we'll both probably be miserable once she gets bored of me :(

Wait, is this the same girl from before? I forget what the problem was.

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

Post her picture I want to see her boobs

And that's just for you, I'm ripping that shit right off of the internet pretty damned soon

SO SAVE IT NOW, PUB

who isn't here to see it :(


He's just gonna die when he realizes that he missed it :(

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Ida pm'd it to him, I'm not heartless

isn't she a little old for you to save?

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And now he's joined us anyway, so everything's hunky-dory

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

ARE HER EYES CROSSED >:

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Holy shit, it's Matt Murdock! Run Gus RUN!

She's a jew and thought it would be funny

She's the star swimmer on her team, loves Iron Maiden and laughs at horror movies with me

I don't wanna like someone this much :(

She is cute. I like the whole 'lack of face' in a woman. ;)

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush



Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. :(

I can still see it :/

Could you replace that red x with a sketch of the photograph? With Hitchcock standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder? All paternal like.

Actually, I like the sound of that