Based on the "..." at the end, I think it might have something to do with the grenade

It's both funny and depressing at the same time :(

Like a sad clown :(

http://rolcats.files.wordpress.com/2...pg?w=450&h=337

Where re-education has failed my comrade, the hangman’s noose will succeed…

Btw, people on Digg that can apparently read Russian are saying the translations aren't actually translations. I think they're just poking fun at Russia by making them the way they are.

Yeah, I read the comments on the pics. That makes it even funnier.

Which apples do you prefer? Green or red ones? :eek

I like Fuji apples

I can't deicde which I prefer more, Golden Delicious or Red Delicious :(

Fucking Finland! Take a lead from America and enjoy them both in glutinous joy!

It would only be glutinous joy if they were in a pie :P

The bf won't shut up about Honeycrisp apples. He appears to believe they're the shit.

I'm all about Winesaps.

delicious apples aren't delicious >: pink lady or fuji are the best, or maybe elstars

golden russets are good too even if their skins ARE textured like a potato

Granny Smiths are ok too

in pies maybe :/ although i havent had one in a long time so maybe i'm just being unfairly racist against them

As opposed to being fairly racist

yes well if they are genuinely the most sour thing ever then i think it's justified

I like all apples equally. Except those lazy crab apples. Go back to where you came from crab apples!!!

I have two crab apples which were IMPORTED FROM CANADA (that's what the sign at the store said) but I've been afraid to try them. When we had a crabapple tree in our yard my mom told us they were poisonous.

Never had one myself. I've heard that about them being poisonous but it's not true. They just don't really look all that edible to me.

They're soft, not hard like apples. At least these are. They look like overgrown cherries.

They're prolly sour as all hell.

They're good for making cider though :/


Atleast wikipedia says so

My dog has a barking problem.

We had to crate-train her because she was ransacking the house. All of her playtime is heavily supervised. So she gets in her crate and gets bored and she starts barking.

She has a bark collar that's supposed to teach her "unsanctioned barking is a bad idea". It sprays lemon scent whenever she hits a particularly shrill note. It works when it's on, but I hate using it because it seems cruel. Also, when it's off she barks as much as she damn well pleases.

I can't wait till we get a kennel up in the yard that she can play in. She's only a puppy but she's as big as a frigging pony already.

I don't like the taste of apples, but I like to use them to make shrunken apple head dolls.

Don't worry about the anti-bark collar, when my dad was a kid his dad got their beagle de-barked, which I always thought was far crueler than the collars that just shock the dogs or spray them with citrus.

You got a pic of one, Otto?

No, I gave away the last one I made without photographing it. I'm ordering a vincent price shrunken apple head kit so I can make some more. It's supposed to come with a special drying chamber that clips onto a lamp so drying only takes a couple of days. I'll definitely photograph the new one once I make it.

I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.

Crabapples aren't poisonous, they are strong and bitter.

yeah you can add them to cider or make jelly out of them but they are not for eating by themselves

Holy shit, it's Vincent Price

I like how it went from a picture of a kitten, a flower, and a grenade to crabapples. Holy shit Rankeri.

I want an apple now, you sons of bitches.

I hate how it all ended with ZBF.

The height of anticlimax.

Normally I don't like the fucking HILARIOUS AND WACKY YOUTUBE VIDEOS you see everywhere, but this Italian Spiderman thing is probably the best thing this side of Rug Cop

I do not understand the ventilation patterns in this house, where when a cat takes a dump in the litterbox two rooms away the smell is strongest over my computer desk (?)

What happened to Pickleman?

The only thing that can ease the pain of such a shitty work week is Jim Beam.

Cheers, WR

So my roommate got conned into babysitting a 2 month old baby for a friend of his. He has no experience with kids. What kind of mother leaves her 2 month old with a guy who doesn't have the first clue how to make formula or change a diaper?

2 month? How long ddoes she plan on being out for?

I think she said 3-4 hours.

BTW, she got knocked up by a married guy with FIVE kids and she was well aware of that fact for the several months she was getting the pipe from him.

Sounds like an episode of Maury.

2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?

The best part was that the wife found out and followed her all the way to base (the knocked up chick is military) and was cussing her out through the fence. It was a hilarious scene.

She's going out to get drunk so yes she's probably daddy hunting.

Did mom stand there at attention straight faced? That would totally piss of wife.

She briskly walked away with her head down as the wife called her a bevy of interesting names. Everyone else nearby was utterly confused with "what the fuck?" looks on their faces.

She's gonna come home drunk and take care of her 2 month old baby? :( That makes me nervous about the babies safety. Especially if she didn't attract any men.

:/

this is by far the most frightening thing i have ever seen. ever.

Don't get out much either, huh?

Happy birthday Finland and Zhukov.

In International Standard PubLover Time that is.

NEXT SATURDAY IS UNCLE_SHAM'S BIRTHDAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

Where is PubLover?

New Zealand

:lol see what I did there?

But seriously I have no idea. Maybe dead.

I was wondering too, but I didn't ask him for fear that he would tell me all about his day :(

Happy Birthday you two foreigners!

I didn't ask because I was sure he would have something bitter and sardonic to say about it.

Happy birthday Zhukov. Happy birthday Rankeri.

Big plans?

man im so behind in my classes ;/ i have to read five chapters this weekend, and that's only for one class ;\
i hate not being able to afford books.

AND ALSO NOT BEING ABLE TO STEAL THEM ;) ;)

What book?

Some history text book ;\ luckily i found a used copy the other day, but i have a test on tuesday :O
one book was like 170 dollars though, a history of world art or something by gardner ;\ luckily the library had an old edition, which we rented. But i still dont have the book for my anthropology class ;\

it makes me mad cause if I dont get a's in all my classes I won't be able to graduate with a 3.9 ;\

that's why you have to find someone in your class and split books with them. See if the library can contact any other libraries in the area to see if they have a copy.

;o yea im splitting the books with my wife but that doesnt really help financially.

Holy fuck, is it the gigantic 3 inch thick gardner with the gold spine?

When I took art history I had to haul that fucker 45 minutes on the train to downtown at the AIC. I hate that book with a passion, but I'll never part with it because of the memories.

thats the one :(

That is the heaviest book I own, counting the enormous A&P texts and giant PDRs from med school.

Did you have to buy the Baxendall and "Modernity and Modernism", too?

edit: huge and fucking evil.

I'LLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEET YOU IN POLAND, BAYYYYYYYY-BE

Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel

NOPE! Luckily... I like reading it though, even though reading one page takes like a million hours.

i've been enlisted to show this kid the only goddamned dirt road in northern virginia tomorrow.

he doesn't seem to understand the directions i gave him: "go to clifton, turn left."

Now no body will ever know that i said, "Fuck white people."

Hey, thanks everyone. My own mother didn't even realise it was my birthday, so this means a lot that the internet does. i-mockery is the first forum to acknowledge it, thanks.

Happy birthday to you too, Rankeri.

My birthday plans consisted of going to work and now staying at home. I got a cactus form someone at work that has a crush on me.

happy birthday dude

Thanks :)

Also, it is Australasia's national month of mourning, so Pup Lover might be taking it quite seriously.

I didn't even know there was a national month of mourning, but happy birthday nonetheless.

My dad forgot to do anything for my mom for Valentine's day. That always makes me sad.

Thank you MM, thank you 10k ghost and thank you zhukov.

And happy birthday zhukov!

I spent the weekend at my folks and just arrived back home. I think I'll spent rest of the day eating pizza and drinking beer.

This link sucked, so let's try a different one:


http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikkohei/3086563052/

I'll take those as a congratulation.


Thank you

You're welcome. I don't know how to say Happy Birthday in Finlandese.

I'm pretty fucking impressed right now. I had a 2G ipod shuffle that I used to clip to my clothes when I was working around the house. I'm not entirely sure how it happened, but it ended up going through the washer and the dryer. It actually ended up going through the dryer twice, since I reached in and felt the jeans and sweatshirts were still damp.

When I finally realized that the rattling was something bigger than a zipper, I pulled out a hot little chunk of metal that I was pretty sure was dead.

I let it sit for a couple of days and plugged it in, and damned if it's not charging. Too soon yet to know if the files are okay, but still. It even automatically fired up itunes.

I know it's essentially just a flash drive,but still, went through the washer and then the dryer twice.

:rolleyes

Birthday wishes to Zhukov and Rankeri.

That's awesome

That really is!

looks like hes only gonna live to be 18 :(

Man, PBF was awesome, too bad the author quit :(

Giant mawfugging snake in Borneo....real or doctored?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...neo-river.html

That'd be a big snake. If it is real we'll see it again before too long.

Oh for fuck's sake, does it doesn't evenlook real

Yeah come on Kitsa as someone that understands Photoshop exists do you think that looks remotely plausible.

I don't remember voicing an opinion, but a lot of news outlets bought it.

Everything's photoshopped. :rolleyes

even our existence is photoshopped

Your existence looks more like MS Paint to me.

ZING!

WELL I DONT IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAPPY AND WHEN PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES

I ALSO DONT APPROVE OF MY FRIENDS HAVING GIRLFRIENDS I WANT THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH *ME* FUCK THEIR HAPPINESS

what do you mean i can't ban myself for three months FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Pyramid, Jungle, City of Lost Toys!