I WILL DO MY BEST CAPTAIN!

A singapore brothel
Roberta
Sickly

OMG FOUR POSTS AWAY FROM THE BIG 500!

Monsterous
Jacques
Left Ankle Sock

500
discharged
SHAZZAM!

I am ruining your party :lol

6 AT A TIME! :eek

Adjective
Place
Body Part
Adjective
Adjective
Noun

Nahcho Cheesier
Sam's 500th post party!
Spleen
homely
robotic
sauce

Lepard skin speedo
knee pads
BEJEESUS!
LEFT EAR
RIGHT TESTICLE
SOCKS
masticate

OMG 500TH POST! YAY! :party :party :party :party :rave :rave :rave :party :party :troutslap

The people who rate these things are idiots. >:

lol =(

DRAW :(

http://www.flash-play.com/drawit/

I've drawn these so far:

KID
MONSTER
WIERD HAIR GUY

I DREW THE ONE CALLED MEMBER!!!

These young'uns puttin me in my place?;
Hell, you're losing face;
Saying these things;
Making these claims;
You're a disgrace to your own race;
Cant rap, cant flow;
Since when do ******s know what a video game is, yo?;

The rest you write aint worth readin ho';
Your intense verbal chastising is the same as an wannabe beatin no';
Ive never been a vet, best thing i ever did was spit witchu and the rest was just lurkin an followin yo';
Which is same thing as you ever done- "callin the kettle black" its mind-numbin, oh;

Same shit you rip;
Same ol' scuses same ol' insults you hit;
Cant you just give graces to the old days an' pull up some acee;
You say you Feelnuetral, Hell you more like feelmedicoree;
I just have nothin to retort with this whatever-this-an-that;
Whens you gunna put up a damn fightee >:;

Crusader of the middle class;
So proud of your mad playin when yous a ho;
Hope yo tricks 40z accounts for all those crabs crawlin' up yo ass;
Cause we all know the trash being white oh;
Gives you presents that cant be disinfected and have lil' faces;
Or is the diseases and the itchy and scratchy worth the rent you cant pay and those high high wages?;

I missed you when you were gone;
I was waitin an waitin all alone;
For a challenge and a reaction and a war to start;
Just waitin and listenin to Joey Ramone;
Now you here and still all i can hear is;
"The KKK took my baby away";
Cause the diffence be zilch and nadda, you black-oh-you brown;
Your raps still low brow;
fadin-an-fadin';
Your cover is blown;
You are just an empty facin';
Nothin' behind the talk, simply with the danger of a little ol' lady;
Callin others a dyke;
Actin all like a lil' tyke;

Nuttin but love for yo though;
Still more interesting than anyone else in this bowl of dreary-O's;
Come on' gimme somethin so i can counter counter attack;
With this all i can do is sit back;
An' wait for you to finish crying;
I know it hurts on the inside, so sorry cracker;
Cause thats what you are on the inside, it all shows, though the outside might be blacker; ;>

//REFUTE

heAHEHHAEHHAEHHAEhAHEhAHEha

I just drew BIRD PRIEST!

I stopped playing with it 'cause my mouse is being gay. :(

Hello JIN!

I see you browsing the forums. :o

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? :)

Nobody's online but us two :rolleyes


And jin :( But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts. :(

SAME AS IT EVER WAS. :rolleyes

We suck. :( We could do a madlib... but it's gay with only 1 person. :(

And you pick gay ones. >:

KNOCK KNOCK

who dat is?

WATER

water who?

WHAT ARE YA DOIN? :lol











ITS 4:30AM :( IM GOING TO BED

GOOD MORNING >:

FAR AWAY PLACE
GIRLS NAME
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
BOYS NAME
PIECE OF CLOTHING
NUMBER
PAST TENSE VERB
EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
PLACE
BODY PART
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PIECE OF CLOTHING
PIECE OF CLOTHING
EXCLAMATION
BODY PART
BODY PART
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

Your toes, fatty
Bitchface
erect
homeopathic
Tommy
Pastie
5
raps
Sweet leaping Christ
Horny
The back
clit
odd
queer
brick
hairpiece
nose guard
Holy GOd
anus
cunt
stock car drivers
impregnate

FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE

One day in a land far far away, further than my toes , there lived a girl named Bitchface . Bitchface was very erect and homeopathic and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Pastie . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Tommy raps over to Bitchface 's house and said to her Sweet Leaping Christ Bitchface you are so horny ! I'd love to take you to the back and kiss you on the clit and then you would be mine Forever. Well Bitchface thought that this was odd , He was pretty queer and had a nice brick , So she agreed. Little did he know Bitchface had a secret. So off they went to the back and he did kiss her on the clit and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their hairpiece and their nose guard . Holy God ! Tommy shouted! Bitchface had a anus where her cunt should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your stock car drivers before they impregnate .

WHy'd you use the same one? it only had one funny part >:

Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(

im going to try to get my scanner working...

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( ima gonna go take a shower HAPPY BLACK GUY DAY

WELL I WASN'T HERE WHEN YOU DID IT, OBVIOUSLY >:

:lol SORRY GUY

HI :( I JUST WOKE UP :(

I LIED :(

LIAR

Jesus loves the little children but does he love the little fags that touch each other in the but and thaNobody's online but us two


And jin But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts.


t other gay stuff? plz tell me

:(

:(

THATS IMPOSSIBLE YOU SUCK AT SOCOM

Me too but I don't have Socom :(

Socom is for super fags. :(

But it's super fun. :(

They got allen wrenches, girbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

tash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters

walkie talkies, copper wire, safety goggles, radial tires

bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

paint removers, window louvres, masking tape, and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation

air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisors

tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers

soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

football, soccer, and mexians

calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

vaccuum cleaner, big fan, and stereo

cow hoofs, cookies, and radioactive orange peels :eek

TV Remote, playstation, and cheese dip

cory feldman, giant cakes and chocolate shakes :lol

keyboard, telephone, and leather chair

pickel, penis, and plastic

rongi, cloning device, and milhouse

zombies, monsters, and marilyn :eek

I ran out of french onion dip. :( Now I have to eat the chips without it. :(

They're not good by themselves. BRB Im gonna go get some Nutty Buddy bars. :D

I DON'T FEEL GOOD :( HI :(

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What's wrong? :(

BRONCHITUS :(

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That sucks. :(

Yeah :(

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Are you on anti-biotics? :hypno

I'm on a breathing machine thing that resembles a iron lung :(

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Damn dude that's hardcore! I hope you feel better soon :(

You want some pussy?

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Is it prepackaged and soy free?

I wish :( But it's from russia :(