Why is this sad?

i don't even know i think i was going somewhere else with that but i'm damn stupid and forgot

but it seems like if you're going to make a movie about somebody's life you should do more research than the man's memoirs or whatever.

i don't know, don't pay attention to me, i'm awful in general.

That would have been pretty bitchin', but I definitely prefer this to a bong since I can carry it around with me and store it easily.

Did you know the little flap over the bowl blocks out the smell, too? :o

i just use a gravity bong :O

i use an anti-gravity bong

:O

A GRAVY-DONG

If he was asian, he'd use a ching-chong bing bong

if he was asian, he'd have an anti-gravity dong

An anti-gravity long duk dong

i must have clicked on the weed thread accidentally

Maybe she tried teaching it ninja stuff.

hm, maybe. i hadn't thought of it that way.

On an initial glance, I thought this said "Chitty Chitty Bang Bong".

"i made this one out of a dildo i found, i call it bong-a-long-a-ding-dong"

if it was a giant ape musical produced in china it'd be king-kong's-ching-chong-bing-bong-sing-a-long

I've still got the pumpkin face pickleman. My hanukkah is ruined

buddy, hanukkah was ruined way before that

The chabad here is doing a Hanukkah Bowl on Christmas day.

:pagebrak












http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Transylvania
Dracula (Adam Sandler), an owner of Hotel Transylvania in Romania, a five-star resort for the world's monsters,


Adam Sandler as Dracula, a Hotel Transylvania owner[5]
Andy Samberg as Jonathan, a 21 year-old regular guy[5]
Miley Cyrus as Mavis, Dracula's teenage daughter[3]
Kevin James as Frank/Frankenstein
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For fuck's sake.

At least the Dexter's Laboratory guy is directing it. He might be able to save it.

I thought it was live action at first though. :lol

I did, too. Okay, this could be alright.

Genndy could be the only good that comes out of that >:

Man, FUCK Mobile Sprouts. PSI Magnet is bullshit

:lol what part are you at?

I just got to Happy Happy Village, so I just finished what I think is the toughest part of the whole game with all the mobile sprouts and territorial oaks and robots that shoot you with beams that give you colds.

The other hardest part of the game is fighting your way through that one department store without Paula.

Goddamn I love this game :(

Read through the Earthbound thread and it'll make you wanna play it again too :x

That probably is the hardest part of the game. I always felt like part was scaled to be okay with Ness and Paula but not just Ness by himself. The first time I played through the game Paula died and I didn't know you could revive her by staying at an inn. I had to beat that stupid mole with Ness only and a dead teddy bear. The stone revived Paula and made it easier again.

The one reason I really want to play through it again, I never got the sword of kings. I feel like I have killed over 128 of the stonehedge starmen over different playthroughs.

Also cuz sam don't know bo bout no earthbound raps

I bash in the fourside door to the floor, Flip the switch and take a wild ride to moonside. Where yes means no and no means yes. Turned the city into a downtown bar and frankli(nbadge) I'm not impressed. Get ready for battle with my homerun bat. Line it up and score a critical SMAAAAAAAASSSSHHH attack. SEE MANI MANI. KILL MANI MANI. TAKE MANI MANI.

BITCH PLEASE. :rolleyes

S'OW WE DO

wudoin bbys

I feel like the dead island logo with the tree is just the turtle beach logo with the tree plus a zombie.

that and working.

fck work

stop that shit

stoppin at 6pm, then gotta go crimmus shoppin.

Shy and I had a PONIES DATE yesterday, but I had to cut it short because I was so tired. We should do it again.

Whams Mill Potion

Install homo whimp >:

executioneer Mail Limb Bows

That ass minion

Anal fold dry or fad rally don

Resign those vinyls

Black homy tit

A jag mans men

a twice baked kahl

What're we doing

I know. ;)

Y'all ain't shit to me. >:

mockers ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Meanwhile in Poughkeepie...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE POUGHKEEPSIE WE GOT?

:lol :lol :lol

im going to name my first born that

TAD PLEEZE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

FATHOM ZERO

OR SHOULD I SAY

FATHER ZOOM? :eek

whatever fad rally don

SHAMAN RIM TOT OR MARATHON MIST

Or mama horn tits

Flagg: jabber boner stiff or barf jobbers feint

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:lol you shorted out the system.

A Guava Strike

that was just lazy

oz fear moth?

a data toad

For "Pele Rex" I made this whole Dinosaur Comic with Pele's head superimposed and it looked like SHIT so pretend I posted it

...

LOL!

You're all pathetic

You and me, FZ, we're just a pair o' pathetic peripatetics

with priapism

MONSTERS ARE SUCH INTERESTING PPPEOPLE

i wore a salvador dali t-shirt and hiking boots to a job interview and now i am no longer unemployed

the t-shirt has the great masturbator on it

it was an undershirt

the boots were not underboots

however i am wearing underboots but i call those my "socks"

Was it for a musuem?

haha, i wish this place had a museum nearby. there's a science center in the bigger town nearby and i'm going to keep trying to get a job there - but at least now i'll be making more than $0/hr doing it.

fucking grocery store. again.

You need to start an open air musuem. I feel like you would be a good curator.

fuck

See what happens when you wear appropriate clothing to the interview?

PROTIP - DRESS FOR SUCCESS!

who the hell are you

THE KID IS BACK

HOLY FUCK CHRISTMAS IS COMPLETE! Good to see you Tman. I was beginning to think you got shanked over an incident involving roofies or something.

'sup T-DAWG?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG :(

This is no good! :(

Maybe harsh, but that kitten TOTALLY DESERVED IT! >:

tadao!

I started off the morning right, in the ER, getting stitched up after cutting open the top of my hand with my harpy. Price paid for general badassery. To my credit, I've owned the thing over ten years without incident, and this time the knife slipped.

Welcome back, Tadao, I thought you were dead or henpecked away from the place.

tadao you are bringing tears to my eyes with pictures of hurted aminals

NEMO!

Animals I have had sex with

is that why their limbs are broken

so its christmas eve and i didnt buy presents for anybody
:O

Tears of JOY! The rabbit is back with treats!

MERRY CHRISTMAS I-MOCKERY!!!!!!

Happy halloween my friends