did imockery get hacked or something

lol

NO SOPA

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT SOPAS

NOPE-A

So I pretty much spent my anti-SOPA day making fun of my faggot friends for being such activists about it. Lame

who the hell would be an anti sopas activist

those things are damned good

I regret putting my name on the online petition because WHAT IF IT WAS ORCHESTRATED BY CONGRESS SO THEY KNOW WHO TO SHOOT!?!?

Also what is with congress and urinating on the bill of rights lately, goddamn

hacked by cogswell

OH, my kid. Yes, my kid's birthday is next week. I'm sorry. Thank you.

the internet is so wack these days, it's like everyone is doing what i used to do and now i have nothing new to do because i dont wanna do what they all do so what do i do

I nominate myself

I miss geocities and flash games internet. This current age of icanhascheezburger internet can suck it.

Half of the people I know were all worried about how they were all going to pass the time if reddit disappeared. I've been on reddit maybe twice in my life. I am seriously constantly acting like some sort of online geezer because I hate memes and that's the only thing everyone's interested in these days. >:

stickdeath <3

Fuck yeah stickdeath. Zug zug zug zug zug.

Bored.com still exists and it looks like SHIT, but half the content appears to be related to killing stickmen so I can still get behind it I suppose

I miss Geocities too. I used to make sites that were basic plagarism of maddoxs website. Those were the days.

I missed Yall during the anti fupa protest.

I still need to level up my guy in the battle arena. Its been a long time since he got any xp.

Same here, braw. It's pretty bad when I can't go on Facebook without being assaulted by memes from people who are just now discovering them. The "awkward moment when..." shit is reeeally getting annoying.

does anyone even enjoy facebook? everything on there is aggravating. It's like the same people that you like in person suddenly become the people you want to punch on the internet..

It can be pretty fun, at times. I enjoy making fun of people that I'm "friends" with, but not really friends with. Even that can get depressing after a while, though, when more than half of your friends are clearly deeply stupid and can't even make a status update without several glaring errors.

While most people I know are incredibly boring or nauseatingly upbeat, a very surprising few of them are actually infuriatingly stupid. That helps. And the stupid ones I either block or fuck with.

Whenever something huge happens like SOPA or Steve Jobs dying my first instinct is to make fun of it or make fun of everyone's response about it. The problem now is that everyone's so used to it that NOBODY gives me shit anymore when I do it :(

Yeah, I frequently get the "OH, ANOTHER SMARTASS COMMENT FROM LUC BIG SURPRISE!" I've deleted several people recently just because I can't help making fun of them and I don't even remember when or why we last spoke in person.

Social media simultaneously helps and hurts web sites. It's great for getting word out about new material 'n all, but most people LIVE on those social media sites. Before those sites existed, people would hang out on all kinds of random web sites to explore them more. Now, sites like mine are dinosaurs on the Internet, and more and more of them are dying off all the time. New people pop in to read an article or whatever they saw linked to on Facebook or something, but then they immediately return to Facebook rather exploring those sites any further.

More and more classic sites are shutting down and people are just making posts on social media sites rather than having something of their own, and I don't get it. But I realize I'm also just getting older, cuz I also hate that video rental stores are shutting down everywhere. I hate seeing book stores shutting down. I hate seeing music stores shutting down. I hate that there aren't enough arcades.

It's like the Internet is determined to keep people indoors 24/7 to ensure that they have no real world social experiences.

No thank you.

Get off my lawn.

I can see that happening. If I really think about it, I spend most of my time online at one of these places:
- The AV Club
- Here
- Facebook
- Checking email
- Netflix
- Youtube (if nothing else, I use it just to listen to music at work)
- web comics (well, two of 'em)

And then there's a little bit of time spent reading actual articles on sites like I-Mock and XE, but even then, I only seem to really do that around special times like Halloween and Christmas.

Im usually on here or Facebook being a troll, but mostly if I'm on the internet I like to eBay old rare retro stuff (games/vinyls) that I wish I could own.

Or porn.

MILHOUSE, I BET WE'D BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK! :D

That first sentence says it exactly. Back in the geocities days (and including all those other terrible free web hosting sites) there was a certain charm to everything because people were learning basic html and putting their own ideas out there. Now everyone just goes "hey look what I found" on facebook so that people can go "huh, cool" and it's just an endless cycle of uncreativity.

I don't know if it's getting older as much as it's losing your capacity for accepting change, which probably does come with age but I feel completely different in this respect from everybody in my age group. When you're a kid you don't care when shit changes, you even love it, but I'm in my mid-20s and I already find it extremely hard to give a shit about new trends and technology. My phone is from 2006, my TV is from the 90s, I only have a new laptop because my old one broke but I got cheapest fucking thing I could find and it still has more features and hard drive space than I care to ever use.

But it definitely sucks that video rental stores and bookstores are becoming obsolete. The internet, from my vantage point, is pretty damn awful and I honestly question how much I would really care if SOPA passed.

JUST LIKE HOW WE'RE ALREADY BEST FRIENDS HERE :lol

AW, BRO! :( WE COULD MAKE COMMENTS ON EACH OTHER'S STATUSES AND HIT ON EVERY RANDOM GIRL THAT COMMENTS. I COULD EXPLAIN IT BY SAYING "THAT'S MY AMERICAN FRIEND," AND YOU COULD DO THE SAME, ONLY DIFFERENT.

DIGITAL MARXISSSTTTs

man i forgot how much running out of weed sucks

lol :(. if you're desperate, don't smoke any of that synthetic gas station weed i've heard it's pretty awful. i have a big fat nug in my room right now, i'm gonna go smoke some weed and go buy a nice winter coat. being a middle class white person rules

I think part of the reason why the internet is so boring now is because more people use it. It's had this homogenizing effect where accessing entertainment has become easy enough for my mother to do it. The internet used to be more like the wild west, except populated almost exclusively by weirdos. Now nothing is really "weird" anymore, it's all safe enough to entertain errbody

tbh all SOPA would do to the internet is destroy domain names, which might actually be an improvement because then the good parts of the internet could go back to being elitist circlejerks. I do love me a good elitist circlejerk. Of course the more sinister aspect of SOPA is what it represents and the precedent it would set.

I don't really give a hoot that video rental stores are disappearing. I don't even particularly care that DVDs/Blu-Ray may be obsolete soon. With the invention of netflix and all those streaming websites, I have a much wider variety to choose from than I did from my local blockbuster.

i just got hooked up so fat.. gota free gram basically plus my friend got a free gram too.
i hit my pipe last night and there was enough resin in it to get stoned without scraping it.

Sam deleted me on facebook :lol

ItS OK tHIngS WILL WORK OUT

I HOPE SO WE WERE BOTH CONSTANTLY UNDER-THE-TABLE PICKLING EACH OTHER BACK IN THE DAY :(

well maybe next time you should pickle his face

book

more often

damn son you got some generous friends.

ugh i hate scraping my bowl for resin. honestly i think most of that high is just from inhaling excessive amounts of butane. unless of course you haven't cleaned your bowl in forever and you've just got this sludgy resin chillin in your piece, hit that and you can get pretty stoned.

yea i dont clean my pipe very often and usually when i do its to get stoned on the resin.

It WAS A GIRL

MAYBE SHE LIKED ME ;) ;)

I saw you on an episode of psych today.

Was he the corpse?

LIMITED PROFILE, SON. KNOW YOUR PLACE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN BREAKFAST CLUB SO MANY TIMES.

DESTROYED BY MY OWN HUBRIS :(

Was I holding up a bank?

:lol You were holding up a bank.

Cannabis edibles are a fun idea at a shitty hick flea market. I don't think that blue-haired oldster will ever quite figure out why I was laughing so much.

guys i'm 21 years old, 3 and a half years deep into college, at my third college and i still have no fucking idea what to major in

i thought psychology was cool until i found out literally no one takes psychology majors seriously and with good reason, most psychology students are shallow and stupid

i would major in environmental studies because apparently there's a market for that major and i guess saving the world would be cool but studying the environment sounds incredibly gay and boring

i don't think i'm smart enough to do hard science/math/engineering

economics and finance are fucking boring and classes are full of bros and girls that fuck bros

i like sociology and anthropology but i might as well major in "i wanna suck dicks behind a dumpster for the rest of my life"

i like philosophy too but see above

You're only 21? NEWS TO ME :lol

unless i decide to go to law school, then i can pretty much major in any stupid liberal arts and it won't really matter

fuck you, don't canadians get free college or something

faggots

Sounds like you're going to college not because you want to but because you feel like you have to

That's not entirely true. I came to Binghamton to get an education, and I learned a whole hell of a lot my first semester. I analyze things much differently, my thinking is more organized. I genuinely enjoyed learning German (something I wish I could minor in but I don't really have the time or money), biological concepts and my course on gangs in the US was enlightening. Even parts of my class on drugs were interesting, although on the whole I thought the class was kind of a waste of time (To give you a picture of how much of a joke this class was, i barely studied for the final and skipped class pretty much on a regular basis due to in being at 8:30AM. I somehow ended up with an A- )

i've made some cool friends and did some cool hallucinogens too, but that's besides the point

i'm at the point in my life where i have to decide what the fuck i should do. things I LIKE to study (literature, psychology, philosophy, anthropology, sociology) are not marketable. i'm vaguely entertaining the notion of going to law school, but that's a pretty heavy commitment with crazy high tuition and not much a guarantee that i'll be employed. not to mention how hard it is to get into law school. also, i've read that the majority of lawyers are fairly miserable people

i dunno, man. sometimes i wish the world really will end in December just so i don't have to make these kinds of decisions

yeah, besides that there was the punk chick at binghampton. What happened with that. If she is single we should hang out. If she isn't then we should hang out with her single friends.

I haven't talked to punk chick since i came home. i think i fucked up that situation irreparably by playing it safe when i should have been more aggressive and by being too aggressive when i should have played it safe

basically i am a pussy and i hate myself

you better get back to college and school her in the degree of getting fucked by rongi's dick. Play some power chords. Profess your dick to her. Chicks like that.

i'll serenade her with my semen

Nope. Well, natives might.

fuck the natives. then fuck the punk chick.

Oh wow racism.

Education used to be free here, too.

IF THE SLAVE TRADE NEVER HAPPENED THERE WOULD BE NO RAP MUSIC

Slaves used to be free here.

do black peoples use the internet?

I'm trying to download things illegally and everyone keeps shutting down. :(

so.. my school screws me again.
Dropped one of my classes for no reason, wouldn't let me reregister. Says I was waitlisted for one class, but i wasn't. now im fucked.
prolly wont even be able to transfer in the fall.

same school that fucked me out of my financial aid.

good thing im high >:

its like some kind ofbug where i cant reregister for this class

It's a good thing you have no real positive reputation on these boards.

roflmao

Has Thrasho evolved since he started or is this pretty much it?

He's obviously gotten better in taste. Look how many pickles he thinks of me.

I DECLARE HIS SIG SIZE TO BE ILLEGAL

YO, LEMME GET THAT QUEEN WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

Go for it ;)

yes

He evolved into Thrashotops

faggots

gonna be totally lame but coughing should never be allowed evolve.

Alright, do you mind explaining to me what your reply to Stevetothepast was about?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

oh shit

I'll see your news and raise you THIS

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Those weren't copypastes....

I a was in an especially fuck you mood before I watched that but I'm turned around.

I see the light.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BEST NEWS SO FAR THIS YEAR!

i'm such an ass for missing that when it was in LA.
<---idiot

I do mind actually.

You would. :lol

so I kissed a lady and she used her tongue

what is the point of doing this? because it doesn't really feel that pleasant or taste like anything, there's just a slimy flavorless tongue in your mouth

actually it's kinda gross

:\

I actually have like 8 different things I want to say and none of them make fun of you enough.

ok, so i guess i'll be serious then

Don't you already know you're asexual? It's like if someone who could only see the world in shades of grey looked at a rainbow and was all like "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL :smug"

Because rainbows are fucking beautiful man

I don't know, I thought I was asexual, but I might just be afraid of actually acting on my sexual/romantic urges because I think it'd be an unmitigated disaster; so far the three times I've had lapses in sanity and done it have been

There's another weirdo orientation you can be called "demisexual," which basically means you only care about boning people you have a strong emotional connection to; I'm not sure if that sounds closer to me than "jerk who'd only have sex so the other person won't dump their ass," but it's a possibility. I'd have to actually get into a relationship to figure out which one, though, so that's never happening.

(also there's a difference between being asexual and aromantic; you can be both, but I'm not)

i thought that said aromatic and i was like what

I'm that too, bitch I smell like cookies

Tongue is the best; it turns me on the most, I think.

If you don't like it then don't do it, but I have a feeling that you might just need to find the right person to experience it with. I don't give any weight to this 'demisexual' business, that's just called having high standards.

Find a person you really, really like and then get back to us.

You use your tongue in their throat to widen it.

i dont see what the big deal about cheeseburgers is

also i dont have a mouth

the last dude that kissed me had a tongue technique similar to the one that my ex used when he would go down on me, it was so wrong and awful when it's being done to your face!

although I think I complained here once about how gross ear/neck kisses were, right? and then I learned to like them, they went from being all slobbery and loud to being warm and relaxing. it's all about who you're with. so I would listen to zhukov's advice, and try it again when you find somebody who doesn't repulse you.

speaking of sex since we're talking about sex, does anybody know anybody that has ever had a fuck buddy? is that an actual practice or one of those fictional unattainable ideas?

You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore.