hah

Some asshole at my work yesterday kept bragging about how UCLA won and how they have them in the finals. Later on I find out they lost in the first round. What an asshole.

And the coach got fired :lol

I always thought you were a USC fan. This news should be great to you.

USC football UCLA basketball.

UCLA have been building a nice football team when USC got hit with all those scholarship freezes though. :/

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well since nobody else has anything to say, spiders...


this spider molted

and now it looks like this

I bet your OCD kicked in and you tried to find a video.

:( :lol :wank

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Next game if they do it I'll try and get a video.

It's difficult because people fucking lose their shit over that and the t-shirt cannon.

I told my friend about it and he's as jealous as I am. I'd probably knock a kid over trying to grab one out of the sky. :(

People do.

The only act of generosity I've ever seen is the last one I went to, when a player flipped a puck to a woman during warmups and she gave it to a little kid nearby. She said she had gone to elementary school with him. Otherwise, I don't even try for handouts because people will stampede your ass to get them.

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thread backuups

Back it up or should I push up on it?

push up on THIs...

Speaking of OCD. My fucking god. I haven't slept in 2 days. :(

Dont do that.

overheard comment from staff @ community college

"well, more businesses would come to this area if they lowered the minimum wage."

[exploding_head.gif]

(for the record, the minimum wage in NC is $7.25/hr., as low as the federal government will allow)

A BIG THAILAND PICTURE
Hey dudes I'm leaving for Thailand for 4 weeks on the 18th. And I have no idea what the hell I'm doing! Should be fun!

That's community college for you.

You can always fight Sagat in front of a giant statue like that.

I leave for months at a time, and I come back to find liquidstatik posting his face and Aaarg posting spiders, and I'll tell ya, I'm having a hard time deciding which is more horrifying.

I am only visiting those ruins for that exact purpose.

i can't speak for dude's face, but li'l baby spiders should only be frightening if you're a li'l bug.

aaarg, did you see the new badass tarantula they discovered in Sri Lanka yesterday?

Isnt it as big as a persons face?

Yeah, it's like a facehugger tarantula.

yes but that's a spider that's worth being afraid of! poecis are scary!

a beautiful relative

hey i-mockery chat what's up

hey hey BTC, just saw RoG on cupcake wars for Weird AL's book signing.

i had to google "cupcake wars weird al" to validate that post. that's awesome

it's weird now because most people from here that i know i interact with through facebook, and i can't remember what their usernames are. you are all no longer 130x130 avatars to me

JERVIS ZALZAGNY RUMULARD

i came here for salvation and it's a fucking ghost town. what happened?

I-Huggery, not even Babs want's to post if no one is going for his throat.

Holy smokes I was actually wondering what happened to btc like, a week ago.

HEY DUDES :picklehat

SAM TEH GAY FURRY
HEH, YOU ALL THOUGHT HE WAS GONE?
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

BEEF JERKY JERK OFF

hey guys we got a party going now

i've been working with robots, drinking beer, making art, and slammin' drums. you?

it is also weird that i can talk to willie on facebook but he's not here :(

i don't know if anyone else here is from or in boston for the marathon, but apparently two bombs just went off at the finish line. fuuuuuuuuucccck

in bed

Btc is back? Holy shit, just in time for the party.

More like "underneath this dude from Chelmsford's feet and got his legs blown off"

For real :(

I was surprised that more people didnt die. Shrapnel and 100s of people in a crowded area and only 3 deaths. You guys got "lucky".

There's tons of hospitals and emergency centers in the area, actually. Not that you'd ever want to, but if you have to get seriously injured, Boston's a good place to do it. My mum works at a hospital maybe 30 minutes from Boston and said they got a pretty light load of patients since a lot of the victims were evenly distributed to nearby centers. The doctors and EMTs in Boston are some of the best in the world.

In any case, one of the casualties is actually from my hometown in Medford. I didn't know her as well as some of my friends did, but I heard the mother was originally told the daughter was fine, then told she was one of the casualties. Really tragic, but there's been a huge outpouring of support.

I was actually going to try and get over my fear of needles to give blood today, but I was turned down due to them already having more than enough donations, which is kinda crazy (but in a good way).

I have a few jokes running around in my head, but I like you guys. It's not like you're LA or NY.

Working with docs, drinking beer, and shootin drugs into people. Nurse work.

Anyway, this'll be my last post before I disappear in THE ORIENT. I hope y'all have fond memories of me and that I don't die while I'm there.

My brother was in Thailand a few months ago. We thought he might get an operation, but he is still in the closet. :rolleyes

Have fun, look out for giant waves.

My buddy who travels a lot just laughed at me and told me that Boston is a bunch of racist assholes. I said I have never met a Bostonian like that. He said that racist don't tend to travel.

:lol

Also there is a omb squad 4 blocks away investigating a package.

boston is fucked, but i have to love it because no one cares about lowell. except for fucking jack kerouac and the boxer dude who's name i can't remember right now (although i see dicky ecklund around town all the time, walking in the street, or at the worthen drinking)

i'm stressssssssssssed. mariorpg, what are you doing in the orient

I care about Lowell :(

Tad, I might be in LA a few months from now... I apologize.

I hope its not the ghetto part of LA.

or does he

shhhhhhh Im using reverse psychology

OR DOES HE

So pretty much every city in my area is shut down because no one can find the bomber. No driving, no cabs, no buses, and no driving in some cities. Both of my parents actually work in Watertown so they can't go to work today (my mom actually works at the hospital where the first bomber was taken and later died).

I had to resort to listening to the police scanner because the news is fucking shitty at reporting everything.

WOW THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO EVERYBODY

These days anonymous seems to have everything way before any of the news outlets, so I mainly just see what they've found out and wait for it to be substantiated.

Sorry for the manhunt crap. Being locked in your house for a manhunt sucks. We had a couple of escaped convicts hiding in our woods when I lived in Indiana, and at one point we were on our stomachs on the living room floor with a helicopter shining a floodlight in. Those were some idiot assholes from Texas or somewhere, though, not idiot terrorist assholes.

MORE LIKE A MANCUNT

what's up guys i'm milhouse i tell jokes

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes it's

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

babs, i just read your sig, and i just watched adaptation this morning, for serious

Charlie Kaufman at his finest (I believe spike jonze directed it though). If you liked adaptation, you should give Synecdoche New York a try, Kaufman both wrote and directed it (the only movie he has directed I believe), its really god damn metaphysical as shit with a little bit of a Kafka-esquire feel to it.

i saw it once with a couple friends years ago. i think about it from time to time, but i need to watch it again

:lol

Look ******s, we need to go hunting.

And what shall we hunt?

******s

Melhose Barkwords

L.M.L.Y.P. pubblez

Guys I sat around a fire tonight and drank with buds it was cool

Me as well, except I got a visit from the "pigs" because apparently the neighbors aren't down with dope ass times.

I've forgotten what cake was code for. And the thread where Wiffles explained the code got redacted.

Hey Pubbbbb

I put on my Rush Fly By Night mp3 and was brought instantly back to a time in the 80s.

I had many albums as did my older brother. I was always tying to be cool like him. I took my LPs to trade with a bass playing buddy and ended up trading RUSH - Fly By Night for Ozzy - Diary of A Madman.

I feel it was a great trade but I was ridiculed by my elders for a long time.

Over the Mountain is so Geezer Butler it makes me hurt. I always wished Dio and Ozzy would be cool and do a double show. Fuck.

I know I certainly expected better from you. :tear

Really? I think Over the Mountain is way better that Fly By Night.

GROAN.

DOES ANYBODY HERE LISTEN TO, UH, I DON'T KNOW, COOL MUSIC LIKE ROBYN HITCHCOCK OR, UH, BUTTHOLE SURFERS? YOU KNOW, COOL MUSIC? LIKE DAN DEACON.

COOL MUSIC.

LIKE SPARKS.

Wiffles deleted her meth post.

COOL MUSIC LIKE GANG OF FOUR

cool music like bela bartok??//

i have some dan deacon on my computer. the album cover is a tent in the forest, it's called "bromst." i put it on when i'm at work sometimes

p.s. i got married today yay

Congrats on the beginning of the end!

btc's wife has a weird sense of humor >:

WhiteRoseBrian's tumblr is like what I imagine the blog of an enthusiastic but methodical child would look.
That is what I said, Toots.
Nope.
Congrats. I liked the rings you guys picked.

I just want to say that I'm sorry for whatever trouble I've stirred up in other threads earlier and I hope to be a better member of I-Mockery in the future.

See? Simply adorable.

No, please stir up more trouble. The boards could use it.

Too bad that. :( But still thanks for the link, Pub - a nice trip down memory lane, back when mocking was a way of life.