:party LIQUID IM IN COMP CLASS AGAIN :party

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I just took a shit, it damn near melted my asshole. :(

TMI PLZ :X

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Srry PILLOWFIHGT. :(

I'm gonna go eat breakfast.

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What are you going to have for breakfast?

I'm now right in the middle of some peanut butter and jelly on toast. I had a yogurt and banana about 5 minutes ago.

My breakfast kicks all your breakfasts asses.

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I had Mcdonalds. Then I violently shat all over the place.


SRRY PILLWOFGHIT :(

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD.

NONE BECAUSE IF THEY COULD CHUCK WOOD THEY'D JUST HIDE IN HOLES OR SOMETHING. >:

ITS TRU :(

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I forgot what thread I was in but then I remmebered oh yeah I'm in this one so I was gonna tell you gusy taht my nose and head are hot but itsn ot because I have a cold or anything because I dont but it's beczause i just had some mongolian beef and it didn't taste like a mongolian infact it tasted like a chinese cow which is very good and it had this hot sauce that made mymouth burn but in that fun way like when a girl takes off your pants.

What time is it?

I'M EATING DORITOS! :)

THEY'RE THE NEW HOT KIND AND THEY'RE BURNING MY MOUTH. :(

Doritos, regardless of what flavor i am munchin on, always gave me very bad gas :(

I am more of a mozzarella string cheese man :)

Today started out well with the breakfast and all, but ended SHITTY. I'm really :( with a little >:

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How could it end shitty, 24 was just on and Nina Myers failed to upload the WORM into C.T.U's tech support so now that bitch is as good as dead. After Jack Bauer humps her of course. But that smarmy jerk in a suit Michael Amador still has the virus and is planning on getting back to Los Angeles to offload the virus that could destroy the USA :eek

INSOMNIA X-TREAM CHALLENGE :eek

I went to bed at 3:00 AM last night, got up at 7:30, and I don't think i'm going to sleep tonight I hope I dont' crash in the car :D

-willie

I'M DOING LAUNDRY TONIGHT :(

I did laundry last night >:

Whites or darks?

HAMMERTIME >: