48000! :eek

The more pictures you have, the less likely you are to be lying.

Of course, you could luck out & stumble on a really vain 17 year old girl, & have loads to work with, but then you have to contend with the stalkers that inhabit this site, and they will find you out if you picked a camwhore that is too easy to find.

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

Oh jesus, page brak

I disagree.

Three gets the wrong kind of XP. :(
You are not even slightly insane. :(

OK, maybe slightly, but not highly. :x

:hourglass

Look, if you jerk it till it is raw, you have to wait a couple of days before you can jerk it again, and having your tackle raw isn't fun.

Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek

Jerk

What's all the hub-bub Pub?
Some people could really use help like that.
This is why I recommend it.

That and imagining the faces of people I recommend this to is why I recommend masturbating so furiously.


(working on my Palin answers)

In that case, remember to keep uniform pressure or switch hands. :(

:rolleyes

Where you left it. :rolleyes

You don't have stopcocks in America?

:lol

We don't have Spotted Dick, either.

You guys are so gay. :rolleyes

Jane of all trades :lol

What do they think fuck means?

Now "gay" is an insult, you self-loather?

Who was being insulting? :eek

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...equiz/nerd.php
:(

What I find sad is that the people that wrote those signs have a better grasp of English as a second language than many people that have it as their first. :(

As I am a hopeless lonely pock marked compulsive
masturbator, I can't pretend that is my costume.

Dracula doesn't dress like that because it is halloween.

THAT'S NOT BRAK!

That was what I got as an answer from the Burbank Grab Bag Halloween Costume Test.
I suck.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...quiz/lando.php

FUCK YOU MAX BURBANK, I LIKE LANDO. >:

plus i am sad i didn't get one of the better options like I did last time I took this test. :(

Lando's pretty damn cool.

Umm, using the page brak emoticon is lazy. The true tradition is to post an image of what you want to force the next page to be about.

Not gonna work.
No way, no how.

Fine, fuck my traditions, and anyone that ever copied them. I will never page brak again. >:

Pfffffft.
"Serious homo problems" alright.

You are so right, pphattits,. :love

I wish I was as cool as Willie. :(

I love you too man, I really do.
Yeah, Willie's awesome.
Sigh.

I also got Lando :sex

Oh dude, you have to email me a pic of your weiner now, it is the rules.

Who is that, Freddy?

It's ERIC obviously

Who? :(
I forgot that. :lol

You're great, pal. :(

That's me IRL Pubs do you want me to send u a PM with my dick picture to proove it? >:

Yes.

However, just because I recently contracted Asperger's, I do think I can compare a guy to pictures of another guy & know they are not the same guy. :(

CIG that thing over there isn't my name, it is an Eric Clapton' lyric :(

The guy is hot, so if it is you, congrats. :orgasm

It's Eric to me goddamit.
I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes Eric Clapton.

I like the yardbirds. :(

That's ok.

I keep trying to like Cream, but every time I listen to them I find really blusey stuff when I'm in the mood for songs like Tales of Brave Ulysses.

UGH, CREAM. :rolleyes

lol

GOOD OLD SLOWHAND.

We should talk about the Traveling Wilbury's so I can complain and sound smug about music

LAYLA!

You've got me on my knees LAY-LA! darling won't you ease my worried miiiiiiiiind

:rock

Traveling WIlbury's was an awesome mix of musicians. I miss Roy :(

BAD TADAO NO BOOBS FOR YOU

..actually I liked their one song whose name escapes me. and on a solo level I miss Roy too

Margarita is a graet song.

I don't think I told you that I'm a Deadhead. Hi Asila, I'm a Deadhead.

She wrote a long letter,
on a short piece of paper.

Hi Tadao, I've heard that you are a Deadhead

I like the traveling wilberys, oh shit, but I want boobs too. :(

I sure Acid explains a lot :(

She's lying. If you like Tom Waits, you have to like all these whiskey and smoke burned voices put together.

I have expanded since I last pinched my nipples at you guys. I need to go back on a steady diet of Meth.

Meth and funyuns dude.

Both of yas are without boobs. Each artist is brilliant alone, but together they became very um.. very Partridge Family, in my eyes

who has time for funyuns when you are beating off for 8 hours and sucking on a glass pipe?

screw you

lol got you there.

Funyuns are for covering up meth breath and to making pooping even faster.

Tom petty is great as well. :(

I liked Aoxomoxoa

Yup

Jesus, could you old people get off the greatful dead already, not everyone can relate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFeuAbLHro

I told althea I was feeling lost, lacking in some direction.
Althea told me upon scrutiny that my back might need protection.
I told althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb.
Althea told me better cool down boy, settle back, easy jim.

You may be saturdays child, all alone, moving with a tinge of grace.
You may be a clown in the burying ground, or just another pretty face.
You may meet the fate on ophelia, sleeping and penchence to dream.
Honest to the point of recklessness, self-centered in the extreme.

Aint nobody messing with you, but you, your friends are getting most concerned.
Loose with the truth, baby, its your fire, but baby dont get burned.
When the smoke has cleared, she said, thats what she said to me.
Gonna want a bed to lay your head and a little sympathy.

There are things you can replace, and others you cannot.
The time has come to weigh those things.
This space is getting hot, you know this space is getting hot.

I told althea Im a roving son, and I was born to be a bachelor.
Althea told me, okay, thats fine, so now Im trying to catch her.
Cant talk to you without talking to me, were guilty of the same old thing.
Been talking alot about less and less and forgetting the love we bring.

I love corndogs.

Corndogs were Jerry Bears favorite :tear

:pagebrak

I wish I could page Jerry :tear

I missed the page brak :(

Oh but you can!
:bong

Every time I page Jerry he wants a twinkie and heroin :tear

Stupid dead people!

Yeah, they can be a pain in the ass. That's for sure.

fucking dead junkies

dead anal loving junkies

loving dead junkies anal

anal dead junkies loving

loving dead junkies with anal?

Rape.

rape dead anal loving junkies

we're in a weird place

RAPE!

RAPE YOU WITH DEAD MUSICIAN ANAL BEADS

That is gibberish :rolleyes

I know but I'm drunk

so it made sense to me

Whatcha drinkin'?