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darkvare Feb 3rd, 2008 12:15 AM

predict the next crappy spoofs movie
 
god thesse movies are coming like raindrops after the crappy "meet the spartans" and the awful "epic movie" is time to try to predict what is coming next my predictions are:
"nerd movie" with spoofs of movies like superbad and many other nerd movies
and of course the unavoidable sequels
what on your mind

Madman914 Feb 3rd, 2008 12:22 AM

Get this it's a spoof movie about...spoof movies. It'll be called "Spoof Movie".

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2008 12:24 AM

How about one about Madman914 rofl

darkvare Feb 3rd, 2008 12:34 AM

that would be too "mad man" rofl

Neen Feb 3rd, 2008 12:46 AM

The Psychological Thiller Movie.

They'd cover stuff like SE7EN, Silence of the Lambs, and the like.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2008 01:20 AM

I predict it will be whatever is considered a recent hit or blockbuster.

Obscurus Lupa Feb 3rd, 2008 01:28 AM

Japanese Horror Remade by Americans Movie

Jim Carrey is Totally a Serious Actor Movie

darkvare Feb 3rd, 2008 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obscurus Lupa (Post 529622)
Japanese Horror Remade by Americans Movie

Jim Carrey is Totally a Serious Actor Movie

he is so serious that he seriously sucks

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2008 01:44 AM

I'm sure the next one will have the candidates for the next U.S. president in it.

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2008 02:57 AM

EDIT: SOMEONE STEAL MY JOKE

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2008 07:01 AM

omg you guys, how bout lol movie. LOL!!!

JakeOfAllTrades Feb 3rd, 2008 07:38 AM

I think Fantasy Movie will be next on the cards. Epic Movie had some Fantasy movie references but I bet they'll milk the magical lands genre some more.

Hangie Feb 3rd, 2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madman914 (Post 529605)
Get this it's a spoof movie about...spoof movies. It'll be called "Spoof Movie".



You like tottaly stole that from the soup, zomg.


Anyway I think its either gonna be college movie or something relating to all those urban dance movies.

MetalMilitia Feb 3rd, 2008 12:26 PM

Surely Action Movie :/

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2008 03:15 PM

Robin Hood.

Obscurus Lupa Feb 3rd, 2008 03:26 PM

Penguins Are the Funniest Thing Ever Movie.

Oh, and "This is another Crime Scene Investigation/Doctor TV Show Movie"

Madman914 Feb 3rd, 2008 08:01 PM

Remake movie.

Nick Feb 3rd, 2008 09:18 PM

Meet the Spartans is Epic Movie 2.

Madman914 Feb 3rd, 2008 09:22 PM

touche

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 4th, 2008 03:06 PM

CG Movie?

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2008 03:42 PM

A Kid in King Arthur's Court

stitchfan626 Feb 4th, 2008 05:25 PM

what about " side scrolling fighter video game movie"? it would use every cliche seen in final fight and streets of rage

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2008 07:22 PM

Dr. No

Zomboid Feb 4th, 2008 07:48 PM

I laughed but then realized you probably weren't shutting down his idea.

Sacks Feb 4th, 2008 07:49 PM

Superhero Movie.

Sethomas Feb 4th, 2008 09:07 PM

Stupid Movie.

Sacks Feb 4th, 2008 09:52 PM

Donate For Our Zombie Movie

executioneer Feb 4th, 2008 10:01 PM

zombie movie probably isn't far off :/

Sam Feb 4th, 2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 529940)
Donate For Our Zombie Movie

I WAS GOING TO SAY "I-MOCKERY ZOMBIE MOVIE" >:

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 4th, 2008 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 529891)
I laughed but then realized you probably weren't shutting down his idea.

What are you going on about !?!?
Of course it would be perfectly logical to make a spoof movie based on a video game sub-genre that hasn't been relevant since the early 90's!

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 529891)
I laughed but then realized you probably weren't shutting down his idea.

I can shut you down, Computer Man.

Angryhydralisk Feb 6th, 2008 03:00 AM

FUNNY MOVIE.

The hilarious part? It's totally 100% serious and not funny at all!

LAFFS :lol

Miss Modular Feb 6th, 2008 08:59 AM

"Indie Movie"

Mark my words. They'll spoof Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, etc. Carmen Electra will play the Juno character. And it will be SHIT.

Speaking of which, I watched Epic Movie last night (for research). Not as inane as I thought it would be, but not funny, either.

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 6th, 2008 06:17 PM

Farelly Movie

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2008 06:25 PM

A montage of Budweiser commercials on infinite loop.

stitchfan626 Feb 6th, 2008 10:25 PM

got another one: Youtube Poop Movie. it's practically 90 minutes of the mario bros making repetitive jokes and mama luigi hoping that the princess makes lots of spaghetti while other things happen (such as link being bored)

El Oh El Feb 7th, 2008 03:08 PM

video game movie

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 7th, 2008 07:03 PM

Stitchfan Movie

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2008 09:35 PM

Mr. Accident

WhiteRat Feb 7th, 2008 10:05 PM

George Lopez Eating His Own Feces Off Cameron Manheim's Buxom Bust Movie

JediScum Feb 8th, 2008 01:24 AM

"Smurf the Movie"

Plot Device - the mushrooms they live in unleash certain characteristics in each smurf when eaten. kinda of like a Smurf puberty. one smurf (brainy), accidentally trips and eats wall. He then becomes like the Leader in Hulk Comic fame. it is later learned that Smurfette only became female after she ate wall as a toddler smurf of 37 years.

Brainy figures this out, also figuring that wall eating is what empowered Papa and Grampy Smurf before him. So in a mad Nazi lust for power, Brainy force feeds smurfs mushroom wall. Mutations arise with horrific and slapstick results. Factions arise and rebel or align with Brainy. Totoal chaos and civil war ensues.

After two hours, you realize, this isn't a movie... this the next hollywood trilogy. Because at the very end, Gargamel and Azrael show up and start watching the chaos, not with glee but with blank but knowing faces.

ElPila666 Feb 9th, 2008 05:14 PM

snuff movie

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2008 08:38 PM

Men in White

ElPila666 Feb 9th, 2008 11:31 PM

The Comebacks should it be called Sport Movie

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2008 11:04 AM

Mr. Baseball

Zbu Manowar Feb 10th, 2008 01:34 PM

Movie Movie! It's a movie made from bits of other movies that form their own movie!

That, or Hick Movie in which someone takes bits and parts of the godawful '80s sitcom 'Mama's Family' and turns it into Deliverance.

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2008 10:20 PM

Fierce Creatures

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2008 10:22 PM

King Ralph

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2008 10:22 PM

The World According to Garp

Samfucius Feb 11th, 2008 11:56 PM

B-Movie

Of course, it will be made with a $5,023,760,777,345.43 budget, and Bruce Campbell won't touch it with a 30-foot chainsaw-arm.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 02:17 AM

No way! King Ralph was a great movie! >:

WhiteRat Feb 12th, 2008 08:51 PM

I had successfully purged any memory of King Ralph from my brain but after reading your post Pub Lover, the pain has returned...the nightmares won't stop this time...

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 09:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ6h0kyqSRk >:

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 16th, 2008 09:17 AM

Adam Sandler Movie.

Obscurus Lupa Feb 16th, 2008 01:49 PM

Ha ha! John Goodman should never dance. The best part was the end.

Fat_Hippo Feb 16th, 2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531647)

Wow...that really diminished my respect for John Goodman...ugh.

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2008 03:29 PM

There's something wrong with that statement. Particularly the fact that you had any respect for him beforehand.

Fat_Hippo Feb 16th, 2008 04:34 PM

John Goodman had a couple of good roles. He's played in several Coen Brothers movies, and not even that badly. I don't have anything against him anyway...although like I said, that movie clip of him dancing really didn't help how I viewed him. Scary.

liquidstatik Feb 16th, 2008 05:02 PM

they're making a superhero one already ;<

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2008 05:07 PM

this thread

darkvare Feb 25th, 2008 11:17 PM

lol who said super hero movie
http://movies.ign.com/articles/854/854669p1.html

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 25th, 2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 532605)
There's something wrong with that statement. Particularly the fact that you had any respect for him beforehand.

Watch the Big Lebowski.

Qwarx Feb 26th, 2008 08:48 AM

Cartoon Movie.

Fat_Hippo Feb 26th, 2008 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 534669)
Watch the Big Lebowski.

Oh yeah, noone who's seen him in that role can deny the fact that he can act. Even if it is as a total psycho.

Tadao Feb 27th, 2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 529892)
Superhero Movie.

Just saw an ad for this last night.

eliz.lanier Mar 3rd, 2008 11:13 PM

Will probably be a spoof of all those artsy, foreign, and independent movies that have been really popular. Like Across the Universe, Atonement, Amelie, Little Miss Sunshine, The Last Kiss, Elizabethtown, Juno, La Vie en Rose, The Motorcycle Diaries, Garden State, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...:lol

Of course, it wasn't so much this last year as it has been the last few years that these indie movies have grown in popularity.

I heard there's gonna be a superhero one, but I also wouldn't be surprised if they did a comic book one. There's been quite a few comic book movies: Ghost World, V for Vendetta...OK those are the only ones that come to my head that don't really have a "superhero" so maybe not :\

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2008 11:20 PM

Really? A superhero movie?

executioneer Mar 4th, 2008 12:35 AM

can we close this thread now that the next crappy spoofs movie has been confiremd as superhero movie

liquidstatik Mar 4th, 2008 12:39 AM

btw guys john goodman rocks and you can all suck a dick and die

Tadao Mar 4th, 2008 12:42 AM

I hope he dies soon.

liquidstatik Mar 4th, 2008 12:46 AM

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT

Tadao Mar 4th, 2008 12:49 AM

He's in my death pool for 2008

Fat_Hippo Mar 10th, 2008 02:17 PM

You have a death pool? I thought only people who run internet humor sites and the like have those...who else is in it?

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 12:18 AM

fat_hippo :lol:lol

Zomboid Mar 11th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 534666)

What makes that so much worse is how the writer of that article is just ready to fucking cum all over the place because he's so anxious to see this HILARIOUS movie from the geniuses behind all of those wonderful spoof movies.

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 02:21 AM

so i won this thread, rite?

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 02:23 AM

btw all these movies suck so why is this thread even here

Sacks Mar 11th, 2008 05:58 AM

I won this thread >:

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 09:43 AM

Dope Movie or Stoner movie: they make jokes about movies like Transpoiting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, requiem for A dream, etc, etc...
and they invent a character like Epic Movie's Jack Swallow, that gonna be Kurt Cocaine instead of Kurt Cobain

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537439)
Dope Movie or Stoner movie: they make jokes about movies like Transpoiting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, requiem for A dream, etc, etc...
and they invent a character like Epic Movie's Jack Swallow, that gonna be Kurt Cocaine instead of Kurt Cobain

That sounds so amazingly stupid it might actually happen. Maybe if you hurry up and write a script you can sell it for a couple thousand bucks to some Hollywood schmuck.

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 10:34 AM

that is the worst idea ever

Sacks Mar 11th, 2008 05:44 PM

Guys Kut Cocaine come on that's too much! :lol :lol

ChicagoDrew Mar 22nd, 2008 05:32 PM

Well, the next Scary Movie will hopefully duplicate a 'Sex and the City' scene, so that's something to look forward to. Plus, I love Anna Faris and Regina Hall... They're quite the combo in these spoofs (all other spoof chicks are just bad actresses).

caith Mar 24th, 2008 05:01 PM

sacks won lol

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 24th, 2008 10:12 PM

YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS STUPID THREAD SHOULD HAVE REMAINED BURIED AND FORGOTTEN

Sacks Mar 25th, 2008 02:02 AM

My victory here will never be forgotten!

darkvare Mar 28th, 2008 11:50 AM

well i think sacks won and here is proof that is indeed crappy
http://movies.ign.com/articles/862/862790p1.html

MetalMilitia Jun 24th, 2008 11:17 AM

It's that time of the year again!

Did anyone predict Disaster Movie? If so you've just won second prize.

http://www.joblo.com/video/player.ph...astermovietrlr

Judging from the trailer we're in for a real threat this time around. Check out the scene where Juno has a fight with Sex and the City, HER BABY KICKS THEM IN THE FACE FOR SOME REASON HAHAHAHAHAH.

Girl Drink Drunk Jun 24th, 2008 01:38 PM

Why???

liquidstatik Jun 24th, 2008 03:18 PM

I WON FIRST PLACE YOU COCK SUCKS SHUT UP ALREADY

Sacks Jun 24th, 2008 04:27 PM

Is this movie just about characters in movies getting severely injured for no reason?

badboy7 Jun 27th, 2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madman914 (Post 529605)
Get this it's a spoof movie about...spoof movies. It'll be called "Spoof Movie".

why spoof ...??? y not sniff???:squigly:squigly

executioneer Jun 27th, 2008 02:21 PM

badboy6 i am going to find where you live and beat you to death with a steel driveshaft

Phoenix Gamma Jun 28th, 2008 11:45 AM

The trailer for Disaster Movie is ironic because it doesn't parody a single disaster movie. There's a meteor, and that's about it :\

I like how they went out and parodied commercials of movies that weren't out yet during production (Zohan, Hancock). Are they out of shit to refrence?

Sacks Jun 29th, 2008 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 564615)
The trailer for Disaster Movie is ironic because it doesn't parody a single disaster movie. There's a meteor, and that's about it :\

I like how they went out and parodied commercials of movies that weren't out yet during production (Zohan, Hancock). Are they out of shit to refrence?

It's just because people will laugh if there is a reference to something they know about. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAN IT'S TOTALLY JUST LIKE THAT."

Miss Modular Jul 8th, 2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537439)
Dope Movie or Stoner movie: they make jokes about movies like Transpoiting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, requiem for A dream, etc, etc...
and they invent a character like Epic Movie's Jack Swallow, that gonna be Kurt Cocaine instead of Kurt Cobain

Trainspotting and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas are more than ten years old, they wouldn't spoof those. More likely, they'd spoof the Harold and Kumar franchise as well as that Pineapple Express movie with Seth Rogen that's supposed to be coming out later this summer. Actually, now that you bring this up, they probably will greenlight this movie. Come to think of it, I bet they already have.

Ozzman313 Jul 10th, 2008 12:54 PM

they should spoof the new movie about President Bush thats coming out and call it "Presidental Movie"

DALI-II Jul 12th, 2008 07:27 AM

After the horrid-looking trash that is disater movie, next will probably be POLITICAL MOVIE,MOCKING GEORGE.W BUSH,OH HOW HALARIOUS IT SHALL BE.

executioneer Jul 12th, 2008 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 567540)
Please stop bumping this awful thread, new guys.

>:

MetalMilitia Jul 12th, 2008 11:09 AM

You have to be here about 6 years before you're no longer considered a "new guy", GDD.

I'm halfway there :/


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