Yesterday I got mugged :(
 

Laff it up. But all they took was my wallet when I left work. At gunpoint. One fucking assclown kissed me on the cheek and thanked me.

I MEAN HE FUCKING THANKED ME!!

Assholes

was he some kind of supervillian from a comic book movie

You shouldn't have given up so easily, you should have made him EARN your wallet.

Otherwise he'll never learn how to do an honest days work.

I'm just glad you're ok. :)

terra it sounds like you need to go out there and get unmugged

i need to grow a bigger beard jix. i was mugged by a circus shemale. with a seven inch clit :chatter

oh!

I want a JIXBY beard! Like the one you used to have. That would be my secret weapon next time. I hate midget raiders. :(

Become Batman and in 25 years get revenge.

Better start eating!

STOP IT YOU SISSIES!!! I need to really LAUGH!!

kudos to milhouse.

Was he black?


He was a ******, wasn't he? :(

NO. He looked like a bum with a gun. I didn't overly concern myself with skin tone at the time.

Kee-Ryhminy what is it with you and the brothas?? :)

Seven Force has gone black, and has been unable to go back.

:/

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS BOOGITY BOOGITY

I was saying something about Seven Force and accidentally lisped it

Theven Forth

Sorry I'm not funny in your time of need :(

So, how much money did you have in your wallet?

If you voted Libertarian this wouldn't have happened.

Actually I didn't have any money but I needed to cancel all the cards.

And White Rat?? I'm making mean eyes. >:

SAUCY

How scary for you... I am glad you are ok!!! :(

Was anyone else around??

No I was alone. But the cameras caught it.

And maggie? Thank you for your kind words. :)

that really blows my aunt got mugged a month ago and she cracked her skull escaping :( luckly she is fine now :)

when she cracked her skull i bet EGGYOLK came out, just kidding sorry to hear it