Favorite G.I.Joe
 

Who's your favorite G.I.Joe(s)?

I like alot of them. :lol

Gotta love Shipwreck and Roadblock, man. I've been watching them Saturday nights on Cartoon Network and the cartoon's held up better than I imagined. Shit, compared to then this whole Pokemon shit is just My Little Pony with more masculine colors.

Tie between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow aka SATAN. C'mon they are fucking NINJAS kicking the shit out of guys with lasers and missles and shit. KICK ASS.

And let's not forget the Baroness. Somehow she managed to outclass all three of the Joes' Redhead Squad.

Shipwreck. Hands down.

Destro and Cobra.

Oh, THAT'S fair. You just picked THE ENTIRE BAD GUY TEAM as your favorite character!! :(

"You are all fools."

Bazooka
 

I'd have to say that Bazooka was my favorite. For one of my birthdays my dad made a chocolate cake shaped like a tank with a twizzler for the cannon. Bazooka was sitting on top. It was fucking awesome. Plus my dad was a tank captain in Nam, so I think there was some attachment issue happening.

COBRA COMMANDER >:
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Digital Vaporizer

ROCK 'N' ROLL, WITH MINI GATLING GUNS. >:

Well, I think we can all agree there was "something" going on between Duke and Ace on that show. C'mon. And Snake Eyes was a badass.

Hey, you...
 

Shut up.

Sgt. Slaughter. Or Zartan.

GUNG HO!



SNOW SERPENT!



LASERVIPER!

I had forgotten about snowserpent, I had that action figure forever until my little brother doused him with hairspray and lit him on fire. It burned him into insensibility and from then on he was the burn victim in crashes or explosions.

There wasn't any specific GI Joe that I like, but I had a favorite group: Python Patrol

And I guess Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Ninjas rock.

Tomax and Xamot. Two of the only people connected to Cobra that had any common sense.

I liked Scarlet. She was the tough chick on the good side.

Favourite GI Joe
 

G.I. Joe Mountie

Scarlet
 

Scarlet gave me a funny feeling in my pants. I used to make her and Frostbite hump.

It's all about Storm Shadow. I bet the mountie new ninjitsu, though. I can see him riding in on the horse with a kitana.

No Horse for this Mountie
 

Vintage G.I. Joe Helicopter sold recently for $90

I remember receiving the Mountie uniform for Christmas once. Although I did have a toy horse (Johnny West collection), my Mountie patrolled in a G.I. Joe helicopter instead. Notice the black button at the base of the tail. You'd press that button to make the propeller rotate.

Something worth noting, the vintage G.I. Joe only wore two uniforms outside the U.S. military, the Highway Patrolman and Mountie uniforms, and for that reason today they're highly sought among collectors. Unfortunately for me, like many, my Mother gave most of my toys away to either family or charity.

That chopper is the shizzle.
For me, it was always the GI Joes with the Transformers - then Marvel Comics did a four-part miniseries crossover between the joes and the Transformers. Scarlett and Rumblebee. Together as one. I think I had my first erection reading that book. Seriously.

COBRA COMMANDER IS THE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER EVER CONCEIVED BY MAN KIND >: >: >: