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djvampira Sep 30th, 2003 09:36 PM

Underworld sucked........
 
I hate that movie sooooooooooo much. My boyfriend made me go see it and I couldn't believe how bad the script AND acting was. I especially hated the parts when they showed the vampires just lounging around. I mean..is that all they ever fucking do? You would think they would do something cool like killing little Mansonites or something. All of the lounging vampires looked like casting rejects from Interview With A Vampire. The guy who played the love interest couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. I honestly wanted to see him die by the end of the movie.GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I SAY!!!!!!!!!!

CaptainBubba Sep 30th, 2003 10:37 PM

Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.

It was awsome.

You suck.

FS Oct 1st, 2003 05:50 AM

oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd

djvampira Oct 1st, 2003 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.

It was awsome.

You suck.

No..............I don't.You just don't have any taste.

djvampira Oct 1st, 2003 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd

I didn't know that valley girls still existed. You have proved me wrong.

Skulhedface Oct 1st, 2003 07:54 AM

Freddy Vs. Jason was good.

djvampira Oct 1st, 2003 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
Freddy Vs. Jason was good.

Didn't see it....but I bet it was better than Underworld. I prefer Dario Argento movies.

Royal Tenenbaum Oct 1st, 2003 10:24 AM

Ha, poseur.

Protoclown Oct 1st, 2003 12:56 PM

Underworld was :lol

Vibecrewangel Oct 1st, 2003 01:57 PM

YAY
 
Glad to see I wasn't the only one completely dissapointed with this one.....

Mockery Oct 1st, 2003 02:29 PM

I'm sorry, but I pity anybody who actually went into that movie expecting it to be anything bud sad. I mean, just watch the trailer and you know it's right on par with the quality of movies like Blade.

Vibecrewangel Oct 1st, 2003 03:12 PM

LOL
 
But I liked Blade.....well at least up to the rave scene in the first one.....

And well.....the second one

Hmm.....maybe I didn't like those either.....

CaptainBubba Oct 1st, 2003 05:35 PM

BUT SELENA GAVE ME A HARD ON. >:

oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.

Snatchtastic Oct 1st, 2003 05:41 PM

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Vampires are lazy rich Euro Trash. Of course all thier gonna do is sit around on thier asses. They can just have fresh blood sent to them in 12 packs.

Krythor Oct 1st, 2003 06:03 PM

The teaser trailer made it look so promising, too. The TV spots changed my mind about going to see it though. :(

Vibecrewangel Oct 1st, 2003 06:24 PM

Yeah
 
Personally I think the "best" part of this movie is the White Wolf lawsuit over the whole thing.

Protoclown Oct 3rd, 2003 12:31 PM

This movie is funny as shit if you go into it expecting a comedy.

Emu Oct 6th, 2003 06:05 PM

Selena was fucking hot. Don't argue, you'll get nowhere.

There's still hope for the sequel, isn't there? ...Isn't there?

Snatchtastic Oct 6th, 2003 07:36 PM

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Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.

djvampira Oct 7th, 2003 11:54 AM

Re: .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.

Just what the world needs.............

Emu Oct 7th, 2003 10:20 PM

The Michael guy reminded me of a pussy version of the Hulk at the end. :(

the_dudefather Oct 9th, 2003 12:41 PM

underworld gets the award for "someone getting his head sliced in two and taking his time relising it"

and thats taking anime into consideration.

i mean, he gets sliced, turnes around, looks angry, fwips out little blade things, goes into battle pose....then....swfloop (noise of someones head being sliced in half).

they should of had more werewolf action

Snatchtastic Oct 9th, 2003 12:42 PM

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The cool thing about this movie was the modified Beretta's and other machine pistols.


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