hehe

THAT THING COULDN'T EVEN CUT THROUGH MY DENSE MANE OF PUBIC HAIR.

I'd like to test that theory.

I bet you would Hot-Tits, but I don't want to be the one to fork up the dough to replace your little sissy saw gets jammed up with thick, curly hair and starts to smoke.

Like I said, it was a gift.
I didn't pay for it, so I wouldn't make you pay for it.
Now, come over here and stand really still.

I think it says Tyco on the side >:

Hahaha!

I'M SURPRISED IT DOESN'T SAY "PLAYSKOOL" ON THE SIDE. :rolleyes

You guys are just jealous I didn't use it on you.
:P

I'd let you cut me into bits any day, Charlie.

Show us your chainsaws guys!

show us your PAINsaws guys!

Fixed,

DID YOU ALSO UPLOAD IT TO YOUR WEBHOST FROM 2001?

Ohhhhhh, burrrrn....

Alright, let me get the burn cream out,

Why are you a guy.

I think that has something to do with his father's sperm and which one won the race.

Is that a compliment or a pick up line?

I'll accept both.

I'm going to have it coming I know it.

Yeah, you look like a dick, I guess. :\

but like a trendy dick :\

HIPSTER FAG

jesus christ, I knew it was coming

guess I had it coming?

YOU ASKED FOR IT