I'm afraid you're right.

why are your ears preceded by wooly women's pubes

because I dig mature woman, preferably around their late 40's

you look like you were first in line to buy the lonely island album.

What the hell is the lonely island abum? You seem to know more about that than I do so indulge me, what is this lonely island album? Don't forget to google it for me, go ahead, do my deeds for me so I don't have to lift one finger.

You know you already googled it, Babs.

DAMNIT!!! how the hell did you know? HACK0RZZ

i still think thats gw

The whole GW thing is just too confusing for me and I give up.

its a long story but hes a guy IRL that used to be mocked endlessly and then posted under a girls identity but hes alright now i guess

Must be a "hadta be there" thing.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22286

^^ That should explain it, sort of.

I appreciate it. So GW was insinuating that she-he was a girl and someone outed himher as not being one. Heshe maintains an androgynous persona either way.

He was banned, then he came back as a woman to avoid detection, and has been here ever since.

GW is like... you know when you can smell something unpleasant and you go all around the room trying to figure out what it is before eventually giving up and enduring the foulness of it? Yeah well that's Guitar Woman: a foul smell that lingers around the forum spreading her foulness to every recess of the board.

Plus she looks like Autistic Spock.

I've been walking around the nursery where I work looking for the source of a foul smell for the past few days. It was absolutely disgusting. Luckily I found it, although I sort of wish I didn't, since it was a nest of dead baby rats that have been rotting. I killed their mother last week (shovel to the head) and I guess the poor wee bubs couldn't find food : (

I suppose Guitar Woman is like that rotten nest of dead baby rats.

I think that may be the best analogy ever.

Agreed.

I completely understand how bad that smells. Waaaaaaaaaay back in the summer of 1995, my dear sweet brand-new Dodge Neon with the smiling face, strawberry pearl finish and confetti-upholstery seats slowly disappeared in a fog of hideous odor.

We couldn't figure out what it was or where it was coming from, but it got worse and worse and worse. It became so noxious that eating in the car or traveling with the windows up was impossible. We had the inside shampooed several times. It was beginning to be like that Seinfeld episode with the BO car.

Finally, we found the culprit...a dead, rotting field mouse half-submerged in water on the inside of the taillight casing. It was the side near the trunk that you couldn't see. The water was just as gross as the mouse.

From what the detailing guys told us, it's not really uncommon for mice to get up into parked cars. They said they find the insides of seats shredded for nests all the time.

So it's a lot like Richard Gere's asshole?

man i actually had the seinfield thing happen to me once. We took the car to walmart to get a quick oil change or something and not only did it take forever but when we got it back it smelled like.. geh.

we emptied a bottle of febreeze and some other shit into that car and it finally went away.

I hate the smell of febreeze. I think I will keep the car smelly if that was my only option. I hate the commercials for it too. People dancing about all wacked out because of the delightful smell of Febreeze.
Febreeze is scented crack. People are addicted to this stuff.
Just say no to Febreeze.

Is this the fucking chat thread?

Since I dont have a fucking picture to post....um yea, its a chat thread.
Tadeo, how 'bout posting a picture of a fluffy bunny.... to bring it back on topic.

The class of 2009 is really shaping up nicely :rolleyes: