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McClain Aug 7th, 2007 09:59 AM

Hai 2 U
Every Wednesday before before heading off to work, Rog calls me and Chojin and we play a game of 3-way Balderdash over the phone. Chojin always wins because Roger can’t ever invoke a supposed definition convincing enough for us to cast a vote in his direction, and I’m always too busy broadcasting the phone call to my coworkers over speakerphone.

Last week Rog said the definition of Usufruct was, “The natural lining of an African elephant’s anus used for cuisine.” ‘Cept his voice is mad wacky and when it speaks it’s a lot funnier. He sounds like Andy Milonakis. But squattier. And a bit more nasal.

The only real reason we let Rog still call us is because in grade school he was the sole student eating paste in the corner while we other kids were eating paste in the company of other kids. For him it was a labor of loneliness - he ate paste 'cause he was lonely, but he was alone 'cause he ate paste. That and he would put Valentine’s Day cards in the boy’s cubby holes. On Easter.

So we make a point to include him, and we totally encouraged him when he said he was going to make his own website. Choijin was so inspired that he separated from the Marines Delta Force unit and starting wearing makeup, platform LA Gears, and started making rave beats in his basement so he could start his own Niche Convoy.

Now I look at my two bestest pals, both full of responsibility, excitement and a vigor for gay barrel roll porn, and I feel all warm inside. Kinda' like a hot fudge sundae, 'cept not nearly as sticky. But with nuts and a maraschino cherry.

True story.

mburbank Aug 7th, 2007 10:22 AM

Know what else is a true story?


McClain Aug 7th, 2007 11:55 AM

I miss you.

mburbank Aug 7th, 2007 12:02 PM

If you were sober, you'd probably hit me.


Mockery Aug 7th, 2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by McClain (Post 499151)
That and he would put Valentine’s Day cards in the boy’s cubby holes. On Easter.

Still calling them "cubby holes", eh? Well, I suppose it was the more politically correct term to use in order to prevent it becoming a big news scandal.

Anyway, I really just wanted to chime in to let everybody know that McClain's recollections are 100% true and I'll have words with anyone who says otherwise. WORDS.

Chojin Aug 7th, 2007 06:00 PM

Words like 'obfuscated'.

MLE Aug 7th, 2007 09:05 PM

Words like "lol".

MLE Aug 8th, 2007 05:07 AM

Huh what? Rongi has powers in places other than Loveline?

Rongi Aug 8th, 2007 05:09 AM

my powers reach far and wide :O

MLE Aug 8th, 2007 05:10 AM

Like tentacles?

Rongi Aug 8th, 2007 05:12 AM

i make the overfiend from Urotsukidoji look like squidward

MLE Aug 8th, 2007 05:13 AM

Shit. I loled ;<

Emu Aug 8th, 2007 04:22 PM

I didn't know what Urotsukidoji was

Now I do


MLE Aug 8th, 2007 04:24 PM

I loled again ;< I think most people that have any idea what Urotsukidoji is wants to gouge out their eyes.

ItalianStereotype Aug 8th, 2007 04:39 PM

shit. I came.

AChimp Aug 9th, 2007 12:09 AM

Everyone in this thread is reported for sassiness.

mburbank Aug 9th, 2007 11:23 AM

Man, I miss the old days when this thread was still funny.

Emu Aug 9th, 2007 12:38 PM

Any thread with deleted ZBF posts has become significantly better by that fact alone.

MLE Aug 9th, 2007 01:02 PM

by the way, i sent you a PM with your avatar and sig. if you want different color outlines or would rather have a white background, let me know.

ps-i'm at work until 5

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