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Anonymous Jul 29th, 2004 08:18 AM

The Village
 
That right. I'm starting this thread
This movie better be good

And Joaquin Phoenix is dreamy

pjalne Jul 29th, 2004 09:39 AM

I hope M. Night is done with the OMG! endings now. The Village looks good, but if everything in the movie's just there to make a dumb twist work AGAIN I'll be pissed. It worked in 6th Sense, it seemed a bit wobbly in Unbreakable, and it fell on its face in Signs.

Krythor Jul 29th, 2004 10:36 AM

Am I the only person who fucking hated watching the sixth sense for the second time?

I've seen the trailer and I think I can already see the ending coming a mile away.

Ant10708 Jul 29th, 2004 12:01 PM

Sixth Sense can't be enjoyed now that you knwo the ending :(

Unbreakable was good and Signs was horrible. Water how retarded.

Emu Jul 29th, 2004 12:03 PM

The monsters will actually be the people in the town. They turn into were-bulls at night and maul anything colored red.

Captain Goodtimes Jul 29th, 2004 12:11 PM

i know the really secret to the movie, and it is a twist, and it sounds really fucking stupid.

ArrowX Jul 29th, 2004 12:11 PM

And do they also grow extravegant red robes!?

executioneer Jul 29th, 2004 11:33 PM

i've heard it takes this movie to raise a child

Jixby Phillips Jul 30th, 2004 12:54 AM

a kiss on the lips for willie !!!!

AChimp Jul 31st, 2004 09:08 AM

I saw The Village last night. It was pretty decent, but extremely predicatble. You can figure out the main twist in the first five minutes, and then about halfway through, you see the truth. There's no surprise, really. :/

Matt Harty Jul 31st, 2004 09:53 AM

I think i'd enjoy the movie by not seeing it, so i'll never know what the twist was. :O

ItalianStereotype Jul 31st, 2004 11:04 AM

tell me what happened, Chimp. I have no interest in seeing the movie anyway.

Mockery Jul 31st, 2004 11:06 AM

This movie was a huge let-down. Out of all his movies, I liked this one the least. :/

ItalianStereotype Jul 31st, 2004 11:07 AM

tell me what happened, rog. I have no interest in seeing the movie anyway.

AChimp Jul 31st, 2004 12:23 PM

This one was better than Signs, I think. At least there was a really hot blind chick in this movie.

As for what the twist is, it turns out that the creatures really just want to be friends, and eating people is their way of showing affection. :(

JeefGyle Jul 31st, 2004 01:46 PM

This movie was terrible. It was pretty much over half way through when they revealed the big twist. However, since the movie keeps going, you think there is going to be another twist, but instead the movie just ends abruptly. :(

Matt Harty Jul 31st, 2004 01:49 PM

The movie sounds really slow, and it must suck watching a movie where all you're really doing is waiting for a twist. The director should have varied the types of movies he did.

ArrowX Jul 31st, 2004 03:09 PM

what are the creatures?

JeefGyle Jul 31st, 2004 05:25 PM

They look like giant hamsters with red robes.

ArrowX Jul 31st, 2004 06:05 PM

:lol I have to see this

Methuselah Jul 31st, 2004 08:34 PM

I do have to say this is the worst movie I have seen in a long while.
First they ruin the whole thing with the first twist but then they have a chance to reclaim themselves only to let us down yet again. All in all there where three let downs in the movie and nothing worth paying $7 for.

ArrowX Jul 31st, 2004 08:47 PM

there werent no hamsters. the ending was amazingly gay. was too fucking predictable. M night's just not scary anymore.

P.S. Anyone hear about the Comic and TV show for Unbreakable? It outlines the adventures of security man.

Supafly345 Jul 31st, 2004 10:05 PM

It looks alright, as long as I don't have to pay to see it.

eggyolk Jul 31st, 2004 11:27 PM

the ending sucked but i jumped a lot

executioneer Aug 1st, 2004 02:37 AM

anyone who initializes their first name and uses their full middle name, instead of legally getting them changed around, is a big faggot

yes you too f. lee bailey >:


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