Things I Learned From Watching An Episode Of Def Comedy Jam
 

Black people don't give two weeks notice when they leave a job.
All Black people know each other.
Black people dance well.
All Black people smoke weed.
Black people have bad credit.
Black people can recognise their friends in the neighbourhood just by the sound of their guns.
White people are really bad at playing sports.
Black parents beat up their kids.
White police officers target black people so that they can copy what they wear when they're off duty.
White men are named Bob.
White people love eating Macaroni & Cheese.
Black people always die in movies.
Black people are not good at ice-hockey because there's no ice in Africa.
Black people never get kidnapped by terrorists.
White people like catching snakes and crocodiles.
School Newspapers from Black neighbourhoods have Obituary sections.
White people are hung like a horse. If that horse is called "My Little Pony".



lol blax. :lol

JESUS WAS BLACK AND SO WAS CLEOPATRA KNOW YOUR FACTS WHITE PEOPLE!

black people get away with things in the dark

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!

Oh lawdz

T-Rex stop making threads, ok

Man, that's like telling Beethoven to stop busting out the jams.

but you bust out shit

Groovy dude, taste the rainbow.

haha you'r not funny

oops, I mean you'd better stop making fun of me or illl carve you

Sorry :(

You had to watch Def Comedy Jam to learn all that?

This is my friend Kamal.



He says he doesn't think Jesus was black because he had twelve white men following him. He says maybe if the apostles were the popo and Jesus had an arrest warrant LOL.

if jesus was black wouldn't the apostles have been too

Kamal's checking Wikipedia.

Things I learned from reading a T-Rex thread

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If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?

If Jesus was black, and the apostles were white= wouldn't the apostles be bitches, er women?

:lol

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN, WOMEN BE SHOOPPPPPIN

White Jesus be walking on water like that, but black jesus be walking on water like THIS

He turned water into wine. If he was black he would've turned water into Hennessy.

White Jesus performed miracles. Black Jesus performed a rousing tap routine with Gregory Hines.

The real reason Jesus had a beard was because he had The Bumps real bad.