Wiffles
 

Where are ya, little buddy? :(

In my JUICE FILLED BELLY.

Im riiiiiiiight here! Whadya want? ^_^

A bag of Wiffles. :(

Besides RoG i think there have been more threads made about him than anyone else, Glowbelly a close second.

Im sorry, Wiffles was only a promotional product. It never took off due to some mean people spreading rumors that it was full of hamster poop. Its only innocent candy ;__;

Maybe I'll think of another product some day ^_^

I thought there were testicles in it. :(

No, that was Miffles candy >_>

Where's wiffle land?

It that where the holy grail is?

Wiffle Land is in my backyard, and no thats not where the holy grail is hidden. My neighbor's dog buried it somewhere near the old lady's flower garden O.O

Its your backyard in candyland in the universe known as Parker Brothers?

YOU SICK FUCKER. YOUR CANDY IS JUST A RIP OFF OF SKITTLES, AND YOU PUT SHIT AND BALLS IN IT. :rolleyes

I AM GOING TO EAT YOU NOW WIFFLES. OMG, I ATE YOUR ARM OFF.

omg

You didn't eat my arm off, that was the arm of my marshmallow sculpture O.O

i love marshmallows :love :love

*eats other arm*

I recall purchasing a bag of WIFFLES brand candy, and, to my misfortune, I discovered a HUMAN TESTICLE resting on top of the rest of the tainted candy.

For not suing you, you should be DOING MY BIDDING right now, Wiffles. >:

THAT'S WHAT I WAS REFERENCING >:

I forgot it was you, though. :(

Well it was a horrid experience, nonetheless, and I'm not going to let it slide. >:

Wiffles, on your knees. NOW!. >: >:

Those aren't testicles. Those were testicle shaped gummy candy. If you discover one of those in your bag of Wiffles, you can either exchange it for a prize or eat it x.x;;

The prize isn't an actual testicle, is it?

No, the prize is a tour around the Wiffle candy factory! ^_^
The reason why they were shaped like testicles was because the candy mold was poorly made X_X ....

Err I mean ..... lets stop talking about testicles shall we? ^ ^;;

Oh great fucking excuse Wiffles.

Yesterday I had the misfortune of purchasing a bag of Wiffles brand candy. Not only did I find a HUMAN testicle, I found a human nail in it. I checked out the DNA on the nail and it turned out to be the nail of an 8 year old mexican boy who had gone missing about a month ago. I went to the Wiffles factory to find that all of the people working there where little mexican children being whipped and shackled by gigantic fucking hamsters.

What excuse do you have now, Wiffles?

The jig is up >:

lame

one word insult

homophobic insult

ask me if I'm AChimp

change subject completely

Noob3 in a nutshell

But Wiffle Candy Factory is fully automated. There is no staff that run the factory. The only people that come there are either visitors or maintenance staff that only come on fridays O.O

Are you sure this is Wiffles Candy Factory? It could be Miffles Candy Factory.