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noob3 Dec 9th, 2006 07:13 PM

i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"

Schimid Dec 9th, 2006 07:17 PM

TO MY RECIPIENT : I apologize if it hasn't gotten to you by now. I sent it out on the 4th, and with 7-day mail so it should get there soon. Also, I apologize for the (potentially lame) gifts; Chojin can attest to the fact that my EMPLOYMENT PLANS fell through for Christmas just at the last minute. In short, I got fired because I'm 18 and not 21, and they won't pay me for at least another week. But I tried to overcompensate and I hope you like what I got you (at least two of those things are really rare!!)

TO MY SENDER: what the hell, you slacking bastard

Mockery Dec 9th, 2006 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Noob3
i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"

Not as much as you love it, you dirty, dirty he-slut.
:wank

Microshock Dec 9th, 2006 07:25 PM

yea you right rog....but no one even comments on the story...


COMMENT ON STORY YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

eggyolk Dec 9th, 2006 08:09 PM

fantastic stories and presents guys! :)

also, zeldasbiggestfan youre going down boy

Emu Dec 9th, 2006 08:14 PM

RECIPIENT HAVE YOU RECIEVED MY PRESENT YET :(

Sacks Dec 9th, 2006 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Microshock
yea you right rog....but no one even comments on the story...


COMMENT ON STORY YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

You're not reading hard enough. I said all kinds of things about it.

Misdemonar Dec 9th, 2006 08:32 PM

I got my present from danny tatom, thanks danny, :lol

Grislygus Dec 9th, 2006 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Why did you even bother to send him shit in the first place

Because Im poor.

What the FUCK, I exchanged cans and gave up a week of bus fare to make and send my present. Don't tell me you're poor >:

Microshock Dec 9th, 2006 09:43 PM

Grisly...how are you poor...you can see your nice house from the pics

Zomboid Dec 9th, 2006 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mockery
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Originally Posted by Noob3
i am so tempted to give everyone some hot hentai christmas presents right here in this thread but i'd get banned D:

No you wouldn't, someone got porn last year. As long as it's not going to a minor, I don't think we ever set any rule against it.

I got a whole bunch of porn. Disturbing porn with shemales.

Ninjavenom Dec 9th, 2006 10:10 PM

what kind of dick sends tranny porn?



i got my gift today :D

pics soon :O

to my recipient: sent out yesterday, with slow n' cheap shippy, should be there within the week :O

Grislygus Dec 9th, 2006 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Microshock
Grisly...how are you poor...you can see your nice house from the pics

Ain't my house, it's my dad's house. I get a room to myself, food, and tuition from my dad, and I pay for books and any other expenses I rack up.

I just don't have any spending money. That didn't stop me from raising twenty bucks just by improvising a little, there's no way he can tell me that he can't scrounge up some extra cash for a decent present.

poppers620 Dec 9th, 2006 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sacks
Zelda, all of those gifts are completely awesome. Especially the card. Do you realize how hard it would have been not to just shit in a box or send you a knife and pray you trip and fall on it after realizing who you're buying for? I don't know Shannon, but her soul must be as pure and beautiful as a fresh layer of snow on a crisp Christmas morn. It almost makes me want to vomit. Seriously kid, get your shit together ASAP.

thank you for that lovey comment. i am actually dissapointed more thought wasnt put into the story. i figured the avenging unicorn playset would make a great story. i thought i did pretty well for being a first timer at this secret santa thing.seriously, iam so disapointed in that story. i mean fuck, the unicorn stabs a mime, a business man and a chick. thats awesome.

i should have my story up tomorrow just trying to resize and upload all my pics. its not going to be very funny cuz frankly i am not very funny but i will do my best.

draw a sidewalk Dec 9th, 2006 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan
My brother's being a huge pus fart and wont take pictures tonight. So hopefully sunday I'll get em up! That and maybe I'll pull a Jixby Phillips and get a movie up!

i want to see these pictures or movie or whatever. i was worried you wouldnt like what i sent :0

draw a sidewalk Dec 9th, 2006 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mockery
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Originally Posted by Noob3
i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"

Not as much as you love it, you dirty, dirty he-slut.
:wank

haha, noob3 is a dirty he slut.
i sure do love him though.

Mockery Dec 9th, 2006 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by poppers620
thank you for that lovey comment. i am actually dissapointed more thought wasnt put into the story. i figured the avenging unicorn playset would make a great story. i thought i did pretty well for being a first timer at this secret santa thing.seriously, iam so disapointed in that story. i mean fuck, the unicorn stabs a mime, a business man and a chick. thats awesome.

Aye the gifts were very good. Hell, I wish you were my secret santa, so don't worry about what he thinks of 'em.

liquidstatik Dec 9th, 2006 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar
I got my present from danny tatom, thanks danny, :lol

thanks, i was worried you wouldnt like it

:[

poppers620 Dec 9th, 2006 11:49 PM

eh, i really dont give a shit what he thinks, i just picked the shit out thinking "what a cool story these gifts will make!" i mean, you gto an avenging unicorn, and jesus mirror and a giant devil bath duckie. you just cant go wrong.

maybe you will remember the awesomeness of my gift when you chose secret santas next year. hehe

liquidstatik Dec 10th, 2006 12:03 AM

poppers ill be your secret santa ;]

Jixby Phillips Dec 10th, 2006 12:12 AM

if zeldas biggest fan cant be banned from the boards, can he at least be banned from future secret santas?

Sheesh he put like zero effort into both giving AND receiving. what a creep.

poppers620 Dec 10th, 2006 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
poppers ill be your secret santa ;]

THANKS!

again, thats good to know for future reference =)

GADZOOKS Dec 10th, 2006 12:34 AM

Can Zelda be banned if his gift still sucks? I mean things have been getting better since Juttin has left except for the Spaz apperances (he's gross).

I'm not his biggest fan, I must admit.

noob3 Dec 10th, 2006 12:39 AM

i say we let seth decide if he gets banned or not

poppers620 Dec 10th, 2006 01:02 AM

ok guys what picture hosting site do you use to post pics on here? i just tried photobucket and it woudlnt load any of my pics on here. i have my story ready to go..... just need the info.......


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