Proverbs
 

When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eye.

When life gives you lemons...

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger.

when life gives you lemons you clearly need to upgrade to grapefruit size or larger so consult with a plastic surgeon about implants

THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS
WHO THOUGHT ME GONE
I AM BACK
SO THEY WERE WRONG

brovergs

When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas.

When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously.

When life gives you lemons make cocktails.

When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve.

When life gives you lemons, power a small lightbulb.


Too practical?

when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon >:

When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel.

When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK >:

When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer :x

When lemons give you life - you may have scurvy.

When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray

When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World.

When life gives you lemons, give them back.

When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card.

When life gives you lemons, find a new life.

When life gives you lemons, find a new wife.

When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday.

When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event.

zeldaqueen that made me lol