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10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 5th, 2011 08:53 AM
My mom worked at general mills for 25 years. We used to have a pallet of fucking cereal all the time. Gotta use it for something.

Evil Robot II Oct 9th, 2011 11:56 PM
Your whole family must have taken shits like crazy when you were growing up.

ThrashO Oct 10th, 2011 12:16 AM
People always told me my shit was blue because i ate crunch berries all the time.

lies. it was ghosts.

Zhukov Oct 10th, 2011 07:49 AM
When you really have to take a crap, and you are going to the toilet, and then suddenly you don't have to go anymore; that's a ghost shit.

King Hadas Oct 10th, 2011 05:52 PM
What do you call a farting ghost?

Ghastly

ThrashO Oct 10th, 2011 06:57 PM
For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.

Ever have diarrhea and when you go to wipe it's so slippery that you'll slip and accidentally smear shit up the middle of your back?

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2011 07:23 PM
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kahljorn Oct 10th, 2011 08:32 PM
LOCK THREAD

Evil Robot II Oct 10th, 2011 11:59 PM
NO BUT I HAVE DONE THAT TO MT TESTIVCLES

Pentegarn Oct 11th, 2011 05:59 AM
Why climb Mt Testivcles? To hug the mountain

Zhukov Oct 11th, 2011 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 746192)
For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.
That's turtling, or touching cloth.

ThrashO Oct 11th, 2011 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot II (Post 746216)
NO BUT I HAVE DONE THAT TO MT TESTIVCLES
THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO WIPE SIDE TO SIDE NOW

k0k0 Oct 11th, 2011 04:31 PM
You're gonna get shitty cheeks. Just be careful. I've never had either problem because I don't wipe it like I'm a lazy mexican janitor (pram's words, not mine).

kahljorn Oct 11th, 2011 07:33 PM
LOCK THREAD

Pentegarn Oct 11th, 2011 09:23 PM
This did kind of go away from its intended course

Evil Robot II Oct 11th, 2011 11:36 PM
God damn pram maven.

ThrashO Oct 12th, 2011 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 745491)
I just laughed at the last picture because the xbox was sitting on a cereal box. I know, overheating and all that, but there's gotta be a better way.
perhaps he likes warm cereal


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