I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Come on guys, I'm in a pickle here. I have punch in the stomach and push her down stairs, both can get me in trouble and I'll do that as a last resort. I need to CTRL-AL-DEL this thing before it gets bigger. I hear they can take a punch after a few months.

Funny, but what do you actually care? So what if half your DNA is gonna be walking around spanish? You're not going to be there, Ramses.

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 10:43 PM

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 568820)

Funny, but what do you actually care? So what if half your DNA is gonna be walking around spanish? You're not going to be there, Ramses.

Because it will be jobless and lazy and want money, I already have that gig.

liquidstatik

Jul 15th, 2008 10:45 PM

Pub Lover

Jul 15th, 2008 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 568822)

Because it will be jobless and lazy and want money, I already have that gig.

So what you really want is an anti-hispanic pogrom?

Pretty easy, just hire some mexicans to burn their own houses down.

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 10:49 PM

That may work in Texas. We have smarter Mexicans in California.

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 10:53 PM

London Calling is so much better than Combat Rock. I should have replaced my London Calling instead.

Pub Lover

Jul 15th, 2008 10:54 PM

My favourite part is when they come to get paid and you tell them you put the money in their houses and they run into the fire and die. :lol2

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 568654)

I don't understand your anger at the world or your seemingly all-encompassing need to come down like a ton of bricks on silly things that don't really matter. :/

: lol84

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 11:01 PM

I think only 2 people believe that a mexican girl would even want anything to do with me.

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 11:06 PM

14.08 posts per day

I really really like Voodoo Glow Skulls, but their Mexicans. I like em so much though that I'm willing to use a capital m.

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 11:08 PM

Who's bday is it?

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 11:09 PM

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I-Mockery Chat(NOW THE PARTY IS IN HERE)

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT WHITEY?

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 11:13 PM

HickMan

Jul 15th, 2008 11:14 PM

Tadao

Jul 15th, 2008 11:23 PM

This new Voodoo Glow Skulls sucks.

Tadao

Jul 16th, 2008 12:17 AM

gay.com ad banner?

liquidstatik

Jul 16th, 2008 12:22 AM

i got that one before :x

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jul 16th, 2008 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 568844)

This new Voodoo Glow Skulls sucks.

Should have gotten Revelucion instead.

Tadao

Jul 16th, 2008 12:34 AM

Dam, well.... I owe them money so I'll buy that one later.

liquidstatik

Jul 16th, 2008 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 568890)

maybe you should do that with your ex, she might throw up the baby

hahahhahhahha :x

wobzire

Jul 16th, 2008 02:40 AM

Yeah that was intense. My friend just old me his retarded bitch is pregnant. god damn birthing process. does anyone hac=ve a plan to improve on this?

HickMan

Jul 16th, 2008 04:44 AM

good morning guys! Time for work!

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 568759)

:lol

um, perhaps I should clarify that I was feeding two people with it?

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 11:33 AM

hey hickman i'm at work too :love

KITAS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

HickMan

Jul 16th, 2008 11:52 AM

I LOVE THIS GUY. I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY.

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 11:55 AM

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 12:00 PM

JUST DESIGNING SOME CHECKS IT'S AWESOME

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 12:01 PM

ooh la la, i've never designed a check before

sounds fun :(

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 12:08 PM

I order them from a place that lets me put whatever the hell I want on them and they don't cost any more than bank checks, so that's a plus

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 12:10 PM

they're your own checks? i thought you were designing them for a company or something

still sweet though

MetalMilitia

Jul 16th, 2008 12:10 PM

Like money checks (cheques?)?

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 12:12 PM

Nope, this time it was my own and not professional, but yeah. You choose 4 of your own photos and upload them.

My mom has some with cockroaches on them that actually made a couple of women scream and drop the checks.

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 568953)

Like money checks (cheques?)?

Yep :)

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 12:23 PM

you should make one with signatures tiled as the background :eek

liquidstatik

Jul 16th, 2008 01:03 PM

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/att...7&d=1216181190

liquidstatik

Jul 16th, 2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 568916)

um, perhaps I should clarify that I was feeding two people with it?

oh :x

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 01:07 PM

concept art is right :rollseyes

liquidstatik

Jul 16th, 2008 01:18 PM

wait wut i was tryin to show a picture of a fat ugly crossdresser but i guess it didnt work sorry :x

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 01:34 PM

oh it worked ;)

Pub Lover

Jul 16th, 2008 01:49 PM

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 01:51 PM

i agree, gross :x

HickMan

Jul 16th, 2008 04:16 PM

lol

HickMan

Jul 16th, 2008 04:16 PM

I love not contributing to conversations

liquidstatik

Jul 16th, 2008 04:25 PM

I LIKE YOU

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 568959)

you should make one with signatures tiled as the background :eek

That's actually a really good idea.

No, these checks have a bento background. Not as exciting, but I can make a bento of damn near anything I want.:rock

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 04:36 PM

your the person with the flickr or photobucket account or something full of bento stuff then!

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 04:38 PM

flickr, yeah. And one book, and then soon another one. Hopefully. If it doesn't fall through or anything.

HickMan

Jul 16th, 2008 08:32 PM

Esuohlim

Jul 16th, 2008 08:54 PM

That guy's wearing some hella Lyle glasses :(

Tadao

Jul 16th, 2008 09:28 PM

Blue Oyster Cult has now fallen into the category of bands you see for free at the fair. The are playing in Santa Cruz Friday after this on the beach. 2 Years ago I saw the Fixx there. The Fixx sounded so great.

HickMan

Jul 16th, 2008 09:28 PM

That's John Adams! The Cleveland Indians drummer! He's a badass dude!

Tadao

Jul 16th, 2008 09:29 PM

Are you a drummer?

Dixie

Jul 16th, 2008 09:31 PM

You should still see them if you get the chance.
I've never gotten tired of seeing them!!

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 10:04 PM

I'M A DRUMEMR!!

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 10:05 PM

I just came back from a very long walk and I have blisters but my god did that air conditioner feel good.

bigtimecow

Jul 16th, 2008 10:06 PM

i bet; my whole life i've only had fans and sometimes they suck balls

surprisingly not so bad tonight though

Esuohlim

Jul 16th, 2008 10:58 PM

Esuohlim

Jul 16th, 2008 10:59 PM

Esuohlim

Jul 16th, 2008 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 569027)

I love not contributing to conversations

:picklehat

Kitsa

Jul 16th, 2008 11:04 PM

andy dick's looks are starting to match how creepy he actually is.

Tadao

Jul 16th, 2008 11:59 PM

He's the guy you end up regretting hanging out with that one night.

HickMan

Jul 17th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 569158)

:picklehat

Tadao

Jul 17th, 2008 12:22 AM

HickMan

Jul 17th, 2008 12:40 AM

Guys I'm going to bed ttyl <4

Pub Lover

Jul 17th, 2008 12:47 AM

Dixie

Jul 17th, 2008 12:50 AM

And how!

liquidstatik

Jul 17th, 2008 01:18 AM

I never got that fucked up off it, but I saw a faerie once :eek

Chojin

Jul 17th, 2008 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566426)

Careful Jeanette, AChimp might get obsessed with you and write a letter about his emotions for you and how he thinks you screwed him over. :chatter

It'll be written in Perl. :x

this made me lol bigtime :<