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Finland, remember? >:

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 582866)

Americans are the worst.

That does it, time to fight. :BOMBS

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 582870)

Finland, remember? >:

Yup, I remember, but I couldn't find a picture of a String Telephone that looked Nordic enough.

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 582812)

Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.

Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny.

Hey baby, I have a one eared bunny you can pet.

Can we just expose DWP/ZBF instead?

That would be worse for you if I am wrong.

1897 the year that Dracula was published :eek

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjBRngsM60

Awesome book :educated

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582893)

Hey baby, I have a one eared bunny you can pet.

Awesome, let's set a date.

Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

is a one earred bunny the same thing as a vagina?

I see you have never played the "Kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead" game before. Let me just pull one of my pockets inside out and undo my zipper for you. That's it Kahl, don't be afraid.

I have honestly never heard someone refer to their member/whatever the hell you are talking about as a "one eared rabbit". Does this have anything to do with your avatar?

I've tested all animals on countless 12yo girls. Bunny gets the most "YES!" answers.

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Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 582996)

EDIT: Minus muscles and charisma

Who needs charisma when your dick looks like a puppy?

It's a rare disorder.

Do you mind if I use that phrase as a sig?

Pacman, look at your cheeks dude, your bleaching uneven. You'll never get a loan if you can't hide how dark you really are.

That was after I got the loan, but before my minority scholarships had been approved.

You and Tadao are lucky that I'm only racist against white people

But you still hate me as a person, though, right?

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582959)

Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

:lol I knew I had to lose it sometime

I need bare tit pics to entice me. I won't share, you can trust me.

Hey, I want in on that too. :(

I can share. I want the left one! I shall call it Linda.

Tadao your back! How was the meth binge?

Dude! I wrecked the car and had to run down the highway from the cops!

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 583042)

I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.

In my spare time I also enjoy building model airplanes and gardening.:eek

:rolleyes

Don't you see? Don't you get it? What gets under Jakes skin the most? People talking about his mom in a sexual manner. Get with the program.

I don't do things to please you. I do them because I am compelled.

Compelled to gay up shit.

I might though, if you play your cards right.

Yeah, that too.

Might what? Not be so gay? I don't think you can.

Joats mom could compell him to not be so gay.

Would you like to find out?

I think somebody wants a red "X" over their avatar.

YOU'RE GAY YOU GAY GAYING GAY LOVING GAYGAY!

I've come to terms with that.

HELP!
HELP!
I'M BEING GAYED AT!

Like you're not used to it.

Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583070)

I still have a ton of them dateing from just before The Dark and up to Ice Age. I was gonna sell them, but I don't want to step foot into those stores anymore and have some sweaty geek try to tell me my cards are worth 1/4 of what I want.

Yeah, you get your full sweaty geek quota here. :(

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 583076)

Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

It means pretty. :(

Don't talk about Linda like that! I think I love her :(

Oh.... it does mean pretty.

You pulled it out of your ass, but hey Linda IS the nicer of the two.

I figured you were right handed.

You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused

:wank

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Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 583069)

JOAT provoked him. Pub, Esuohlim, Coldcache, Seven Force, and Tadao have been giving me the business for months now and I don't bitch about it.

EDIT: i.e. I don't "expect an apology" as Jake put it.

You're a tough blackman in the US military.

He is a soft, pudgy whiteboy with a probably made-up disorder that is still a pretty good codeword for never getting laid.

...

Plus, like I didn't even bother learning your username for the first few months, and stuff. :(

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You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused:

:wank

I can't even begin to fathom the logistics of that, but I'm sure I can make some preliminary sketches.

I've been checking the news for stories about some crackhead fleeing the scene of a crash, but nothing yet :/

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek

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Originally Posted by Neen (Post 583159)

I'll show you excitement, and by excitement I mean penis, and by penis I mean poem. :MattJack :Pub Lover

No, I'm pretty sure I'd show penis too.

You two just make sure that you don't cross the shafts.

a dude showed me his penis the other day, and that shi* was gross.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 583183)

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Thank you sir you are quite the peach

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 583183)

Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek

Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.

HEY MILHOUSE BACKWARDS I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FINALLY HIT PUBERTY? >:

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 583233)

Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.

I hope the hookers didn't try to talk to you! :eek

Happy birthday Milhouse!!
:D:D:D

Happy Birthday Milhouse. Don't think for a second though that I don't hate you anymore.

Happy birthday milhose :rolleyes

My birthday is tomorrow guys, Pub is like 16 hours ahead :(

And I don't care much for these snide comments so thank you CiG and nobody else!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILMOUSE!

Mappy herthbay Billthemouse

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10229

I should just start gathering info on this guy now.

That's one bad dude!

Is he a bad enough dude to save the president?

happy birthday jixby phillips

I hope you said that somewhere he'd see it as well as here. :(

MM what's with all these cat gifs

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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 576766)

That girls tits are lopsided

NSFW http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg

Can we get DWP banned for this? I'm just plain tired of him.

So I've been stalking Kahljorn's geocities pictures. :(

Did you find the ones of his wang? :eek

no didn't find that one.

What about him in the cocktail dress and heels?

Thank god no, put I did find the half shirt and levi skirt.

No stalking is necessary to see that one

I have no idea what you space aliens are talking about, yet I'm strangely comfortable with that.

Why do I feel like I won't get a free dinner for 2 at Chili's for answering this correctly?

marcy d'arcy was a politician?

You know the recession is hitting hard when even Internet scams are giving away shit prizes.

This time last year you'd at least get an I-Pod. Or not.

The calendar reliably informs me that it is now Milhouse's birthday.

Milhouse, as your senior in both age and wisdom I offer you the gift of knowledge for your birthday. Ask me anything and I'll tell you the answer!