He's on USA time.

Milhouse was born on Chinese Independence Day!


MAO! MAO! MAO!

MEOW MEOW MEOW

Happy Birthday Milhouse!

The fat cat is down to 32lbs. Things are slow going for the fat bastard but he's taking one day at a time...or should I say one pound at a time! har har ho!

FINALLY A REPORT!

hello!

Sup Kahl?

stoned and downloading HONKY CAT BY ELTON JOGN :(

you?

playing on the internet :(

wish i could afford to play on the internet and waste my time like some kind of kid

gro w up

who are your role models :(

i think mine is that girl from touch of evil :(

wagging index finger
"WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISTER"

I am grown up, so grown up I don't need a job anymore.

that's the movie where charleton heston does mexican face.

i only need a job that gives five hours. and another one where i sit at school and do nothing and probably get fired because i forgot to do something i was supposed to do :(

i better try to do that tomorrow

I GOTS A PUPPY

Wut kind?

Standard poodle. The big ones.

Woah so that's what a poodle looks like without the stupid hair?

big poodles are kind of ugly but they are awesome dogs ;o

at least you didn't get a small dog :\

terriers for the win

I'm not a small-dog kinda girl. I've been wanting my own standard poodle since we bought my grandmother one 15 years ago, I love them.

And yes, I refuse to do stupid poodle-hair. I'm aiming for a shorter version of the puppy cut she has now.

I just wish she'd figure out it's not cool to shit on the carpet.

Newspaper to the nose.

Very cute puppy btw

Thanks.

Someone I know just got a standard poodle recently, and I didn't realize how much I loved them until I met hers. Also, they're as big as a HORSE

:lol

Awesome

:rolleyes

Rankeri's classic rolling eyes emote is back!

Men. They have to be.

Pub, I have sent you a pm and you are not on IM. I HATE YOU!

The IM message is different from the PM :( Stupid I-Bape doesn't show PMs I know I lnow, but IM off is no excuse.

No need to wet your pants, there's plenty of :rolleyes for everyone

Pub: I'm sure you are already busy doing what I already did though. :wink

...The one on the far left looks like Brendan Fraser in a wig

I used to have that pic of Willie as my wallpaper. I lost it when the computer broke down :tear

:rolleyes

I don't have superman undies... and yeah I did buy a tube of used panties, but they weren't for me. It was for a friend with a fetish

I wish code wasn't broken :(

Oh shit, Power Ranger sheets. I can smell the Sailor Moon wet dreams from here.

that's my brother's bed, I hate sharing a room with a little one... especially since the bunk bed is so goddamn small.

Thank god your fat ass is'nt in the top bunk :x

I sleep on the bottom actually, or I'm supposed to... I usually just sleep on the floor. I'm more in between actually, not too skinny and not too fat...

I said is'nt fatty, what are you, retarded on top of everything else?

I think I love you but what am I so afraid of, a sore there is no cure for.

Yukimural-chang I think you should make friends with JakeOfAllTrades you guys will get along great.

I must have posted while you were fixing your post... I apologize

and sam, yeah I'll look him up.

I bet it is one of his friends here to defend him. I had a feeling JOAT would send out the Manga-fetish alert signal.

For being a fatty? How about just not eating like a pig at a troff?

I meant for jumping the gun and posting... just because you suffer from delusions doesn't mean you should attack those who are new, you'll find that most people you hate you'll actually have a lot in common with.

HA, FATTY

Who said I hate you? I'm just worried about your health. You probably have the diabetes already. Just because your mom can't touch your ugly ass and decides to give you a snickers bar instead of a hug doesn't mean you can't jog every once in a while.

it's a joke, wow... there are a lot of angry people here aren't there? Is this just some kind of initiation thing because I'm new?

:lol

I only weigh 132 and I run track... looks can be deceiving.

It's not healthy to be so close to your parents, a lesson I thought most adults would learn in adolescence.

...I was going to reply to that but I'd hate to have Pub follow behind me and call me a hypocrite. He always pops up at times like that.

A pox on you, yuiki-chan-thing, a pox I say!

Ohhh someone hit a nerve, huh fatty? Fatty fatty fatty?

Wait, you weigh 132? And how tall are you?

I am about 5'9"...

around the waist.

Pffffft!
We all know asians don't get taller than 5'4"

You still have a moon pie face

He's a beaner. Don't sully our good race.

I'm a halfbreed... my dad's flilipino (asian beaner) and my mom's mexican

They don't get taller than 5'4" either.

If you start quoting Carlos Mencia I swear to god I'll bribe one of the mods to ban you.

actually, there are some pretty tall people in my family... the whole only 5'4" thing is a myth

Our maid in Hong Kong was filipino. Everytime she talked I wanted to jam knitting needles in my ears

Oh wait, ALL the maids in hong kong were filipino

Look at his fat prom date, did you rent a flatbed to drive you guys to the prom?

Oh God, have you checked your BMI lately? I think Tadao's onto something, that weight simply can't be healthy for a boy your age.

Go call a doctor and schedule an appointment. Now. Tell them it's urgent. I'm serious, stop what you're doing and get help. If you can't hit the buttons, use a pencil or something. Given the assuredly hamhock-ian girth of your fingers, a novelty size rotary phone might be best for you.

she's a friend of mine, I didn't even go to prom... btw the girl next to her in the fourth pic is my girlfriend.

Oh god the fish lips

Hahah we were just kidding!
We don't think you have a girlfriend.

my bmi is within average you dolt, I know how to calculate that... I kinda have to

No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...rrent=Rika.gif

His BMI is 19,5. You're normal weight if your BMI is 18,5-24,9

Complete with absurd sex midgets. Or are those illegitimate children from a previous relationship?

You are 1 sick fucker dood.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...urrent=Kai.gif

wow, that's the most original you could come up with? Raiding my photobucket doesn't get you much cred man...

Just look at all this sad shit.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/

I could see him buying those creepy child-sized japanese dolls, whatever the fuck they're called. His little rika-chan will always understand him

like you don't have a hobby... I draw those for girls I know

Well yeah, look at what he singed up for.

http://cosmosrpg.proboards82.com/ind...karekanoaddict

Don't worry, we Japanese will always be there to supply you with imaginary girlfriends.

Dear Yuki-whatsis, Sephiroth will never manifest in your bedroom late one night and take you away to forever be a one-winged misunderstood hero with a large-breasted girlfriend. I'm sorry.

Oh Tadao, are you like the Japanese wish fairy of I-mock now?

Titled :
another reason to stay home


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...=ccs_6_800.jpg



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