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Oh god, I miss Fucking Bad Ass >: so much :(
Good thing I get to see him during christmas vacation |
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Satan shoots... and scores.
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so here's something unfortunate.
I just found out my uncle died. Two years ago. :( I really, really liked the guy. I have no idea why everyone waited till now to let me in on it. |
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Guys, I'm watching a movie about american muay thai fighter, who's on a vacation in Thailand and fights against vampires, who kidnapped his girlfriend and who have martial arts skills :x
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Tadao...too much credit, probably, it was a family-politics thing.
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Holy shit, the vampires have their own biker gang :x
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I think it's pronounced Shuh-TAN or Shuh-TON.
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Man, why are vampires always so horny? :(
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That stupid fucking "Twilight" shit killed any interest I ever had any risk of having about vampires.
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Yeah, same way the Spice Girls killed any interest I had in music videos.
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You know that chicks are just suckers for neck-kissing and damsel in distress shit, that's what it all boils down to.
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So yeah, the guy's girlfriend is kidnapped and in order to get power-up he let's this hot asian daywalker bite him. Suprisingly they end up having sweaty slow-mo sex.
This movie is a fucking riot >: |
OMG, they're having an epic final clash between the vampires and vampire hunters.
With katanas, acrobatics and slow motions :x |
FINLAND, WHAT IS THIS MOVIE CALLED? I HAVE TO WATCH IT NOW. >:
P.S. IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR LIKE I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED IT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE ABOUT VAMPIRE/MARTIAL ARTS FLICKS. |
oh man does the main guy fight a guy who does capoeira i think i saw a tiny part of that
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NVM FINLAND, IT'S VAMPIRES: THE TURNING. :(
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Vampires don't glitter. >:
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Teen vampires in love glitter.
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DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX
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The Vampire Effect is pretty much along those lines as well, plus Jackie Chan is an EMT.
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omg that's excellent.
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*golfclap*
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Perfect Pub
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SAM!!!! I fucked that girl.
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Fuck yeah a hug!
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It wasn't a boner hug though.
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Well DUH boners don't have arms silly! How could they hug?
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That's why we women pooch our asses out when some random guy goes in for a hug- we don't want to deal with possible boners.
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Who didn't know that? >:
I :tear everytime I see it happen. Please love the random cocks, Ladies. They need tenderness too. |
Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes
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Oh man I could go for a boner hug right now
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You know, before boners were down there. ;) I'm just thinking of other dudes not getting their boners hugged. :orgasm I think about it alot, and it makes me sad. :( All those lonely boners going to waste. :wank |
It's sad to see you've lost all hope for yourself, but still have sympathy for others loss...
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I saw like 4 guys dressed up like Santa driving around today. :(
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I saw a guy at Menards (large hardware store) pushing a cartful of furnace filters around, wearing a santa hat.
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Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!
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So that commercial where the tongue can't tell the difference between normal coke and coke zero is a fucking lie
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One must be a tard if he can't tell a difference normal coke and zero :rolleyes
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I-Mockery Chat(BONER HUGS, WOOOO)
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Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M? |
MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE
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You're late to the party
THE BONER PARTY |
The Sausage Fest
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More like Cocktoberfest.
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I already got the postcard.
BTW, I would just like to say that I watched 300 tonight and it was one of the dumbest pieces of shit I've ever seen. And what was with all of the floppy little pancake-flap boobies? |
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My cat just scared the shit out of everyone.
Midnight, dark, utterly silent, he steps on the vacuum "on" pedal. It's completely dark and silent in here and WHAM. Cat flew backwards with ears flat out and all his fur on end. It's pretty startling to have a vacuum suddenly turned on behind you, at midnight, in utter darkness and silence, when you're not expecting it. I forgot to unplug it so it's my fault, but the cats normally treat the vacuum like it's the antichrist so I didn't think they'd be climbing on it. |
Speaking of getting the shit scared out of you. Earlier today there was a big boom and the house shook. I guess the shuttle landed near by. I've had sonic booms before, but I don't remember them being this violent.
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I haven't heard a sonic boom since I was in elementary school. I think they might be illegal most places.
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It has ben a very long time yeah. I think only the government are allowed to fly that fast in our airspace, so maybe it's only illegal for the rest.
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I live right next to an air force base and I know Air Force One is constantly coming in and out of here, but no sonic booms. Not at their airshows or anything.
Other than John Glenn and some museum up in Wapakoneta that literally has not changed since the early 80s (went last year and the movie was still about the new Space Station they're gonna build! ), we're not much on shuttles around here. That I know of. A lot of shit goes down on air force bases so who knows. I'm going to bed. |
SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM!
didn't he have a kick attack too? :( |
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I just quit one of my jobs.
I think that's relief I'm experiencing. |
The head gasket in our car is leaking.
I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it. I want to put my head through a wall. |
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Trust me, no one wants any of this.
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What the hell is with ultraGerman metal bands, it's like they're trying to destroy their own culture
"And now, by In Extremo, is their pseudo folkpop frankfurtmetal smash hit Werd Ich Am Galgen Hochgezogen, accompanied by fucking bagpipes "AKCTOY VEY GROGASS BLRAGH! FLAKKEN IST KRILL VAN VRIEG VOKSTAT VOKSTAT KRIEG BLARGH BLARGH DEPIECHSE SDE GALGEN ESTRLOY, ESTRLOY EN FLARGEN GLARGH EL NIECKT GALGEN GALGEN BLEEEEAAAAAUUURGH" And CiG's avatar is now better than any of ours, guys, someone up the ante |
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It's been so long
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The films are brilliant.
In fact, since I don't have work tonight I might just get fucked up and watch them now! It's a shame this housewifedom won't last long. |
Are you talking about Three Stooges films, or Bad News films
'Cause if Bad News made films I'm gonna suddenly be dropping a lot of cash |
Dude, Bad News had 2 films.
The original short film, then the Bad News reunion tour film. YOU NEED THEM. |
Then again I only have them on VHS, but I'm sure there's a torrent of them out somewhere.
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Oh shit Amazon has the VHS tapes I'm ordering them right now
I'm all jazzed now, I'm all nerded up and switched the internet radio to Up the Irons |
You're gonna love it.
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Fuck, I love Armored Saint so much
There's not even a reason for it, I just love the screechy bastards Chemical Euphoria! OH... DEAR... GOD Mass Hysteria I'm pretty damn sure that, had the eighties been my heyday, I would have owned an airbrush Saints Will Conquer jacket, and proudly display the pictures today |
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it's pee pee time
... and then a nap! |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-IrU...eature=related
Old as hell, but the added laugh made me crack up a bit :( |
I had the shittiest Chinese food I think I've ever had in my entire life.
They had "peanut chicken" that was (I'm pretty sure) generic breaded chicken nuggets with melted peanut butter poured on top. There was also, inexplicably, a pecan pie on the buffet. I'm fairly sure I'm going to be ill from this. Nothing has gone right today :( |
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BLEED!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Ok Kitsa, we're on the same level of miserable today.
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Ladies, chill out. You are being overly dramatic.
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I've always had the idea that by booze people mean whiskey, vodka etc.
But then again, I'm from Finland, so I guess the joke's on me :rolleyes |
I didn't mean what I said about Finland.
I love Finland. But booze generally means anything with alcohol in 'Merica. PS-The way I say it tends to sound like Vyeeeee-touuuu |
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:41 PM. |
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