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mburbank Jul 20th, 2007 04:35 PM

Cheney will be president on Saturday
 
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.


What do you think he'll do? I think he's going to unleash the Sentinels.

Cosmo Electrolux Jul 20th, 2007 04:49 PM

he'll probably eat a baby and jerk off onto the carpet in the oval office

mburbank Jul 20th, 2007 04:59 PM

I think he'll stage a terrorist attack on Camp David where ol' W is getting his rectal home movie made, and declare martial law.

But I'm also pretty sure he's got a ginat freeze ray.

Because I am off my medication.

El Blanco Jul 20th, 2007 05:14 PM

Maybe he'll send us to the FEMA concentration camps.

MattJack Jul 20th, 2007 06:12 PM

there will probably be "an urgent message from the president" broadcast.

Every channel will be overridden with Dick Cheney and his souless grimace staring into the camera while inside the oval office.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Courage the Cowardly Dog Jul 20th, 2007 06:52 PM

I think he'll release an executive order and claim it's national security that it's contents be secret.

Then he'll say "i'm not part of the executive branch"

Yggdrasill Jul 20th, 2007 10:24 PM

what? He's going to take over the world while everyone is busy reading harry potter :(

ArrowX Jul 20th, 2007 11:53 PM

I'm sure if anything does indeed happen will be extremely entertaining.

Rongi Jul 22nd, 2007 04:47 AM

I was hoping that the excitement of being president would overwhelm Cheney so much that his wretched, black little heart would explode in his chest, causing him to vomit blood all over the whitehouse walls.

Oh well

mburbank Jul 23rd, 2007 05:59 PM

I gotta say I'm pretty dissapointed.

He better have done something deeply evil and totally secret that I won't find out about for years.

Girl Drink Drunk Jul 23rd, 2007 10:08 PM

Mabye he'll "finish the job' on Harry Whittington.


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