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LordSappington Jul 24th, 2008 11:33 PM

Concert 101
 
So I'm going to a Green Jelly concert tomorrow. The only concert I went to was an N*Sync concert years ago to spite my sister (Sat in the back playing Tetris), so what does one do at a concert without looking like a dick?
BTW I cannot dance.

Pub Lover Jul 24th, 2008 11:56 PM

TAKE A CUTE GIRL AND MAKE OUT WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME

GROW A MULLET AND WEAR THE SHIRT OF THE BAND YOU ARE SEEING

MOSH AND STAGE DIVE

GROPE PEOPLE

GET REALLY DRUNK

DON'T SHOWER FOR A WEEK BEFORE GOING

THROW THE HORNS WHILE SHOUTING IN YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S EAR THAT "THIS ROCKS"

LordSappington Jul 25th, 2008 12:19 AM

Whoa whoa whoa, how do I make out with the girl, drink a lot of beer, and shout the whole time, while punching and diving? Damned if that wouldn't be epic.

Tadao Jul 25th, 2008 12:49 AM

All those wet teen girls at Nsick and you play tetris?

LordSappington Jul 25th, 2008 12:52 AM

THey were too busy trying to whore themselves to whatever their names are. Plus I was like eight.

Vanhelm13 Jul 25th, 2008 02:14 AM

You're going to see Green Jelly?
Damn. I had no idea they were still around
pub lover had it right though.

Tadao Jul 25th, 2008 02:19 AM

I think someone here just saw them too a few weeks ago.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2008 11:44 AM

Just drink a lot of booze. If you buy a girl a drink(which I don't recommend in the first place) make sure she buys the next round.

If you're really good, flirt with the bartender, they might get you free drinks.

Don't hang out in the corner.

LordSappington Jul 26th, 2008 02:15 PM

If I'm really good I can convince the bartender to sell a 16 year old drinks AND make out with her! :lol:

liquidstatik Jul 26th, 2008 03:46 PM

:LOL

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 570853)
If I'm really good I can convince the bartender to sell a 16 year old drinks AND make out with her! :lol:


I was at a concert last week dancing, these two girls came up from behind me and tried to dance with me. Sauced as I was I still noticed there were way younger than me. In my head I was thinking of how I could put it to them that I was way older but what came out of my mouth was just "JAIL!!!!!"

They seemed to get the hint.

Tadao Jul 26th, 2008 04:39 PM

:tear

Sacks Jul 26th, 2008 09:53 PM

Just listen to Got To Give It Up by Marvin Gaye.

LordSappington Jul 27th, 2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 570863)
I was at a concert last week dancing, these two girls came up from behind me and tried to dance with me. Sauced as I was I still noticed there were way younger than me. In my head I was thinking of how I could put it to them that I was way older but what came out of my mouth was just "JAIL!!!!!"

They seemed to get the hint.

:lol


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