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mburbank Jun 6th, 2011 08:55 PM

Is there anything, anything, anything more boring than...
 
A high school graduation ceremony?

Colonel Flagg Jun 6th, 2011 09:50 PM

Maybe, but none reported by reliable witnesses.

Pomp and Circumstance is the among the most boring music in the known universe, right up there with Enya.

executioneer Jun 6th, 2011 10:07 PM

WEDDINGS

Tadao Jun 6th, 2011 10:18 PM

Funerals

Colonel Flagg Jun 6th, 2011 10:20 PM

Depends on who died.

dextire Jun 6th, 2011 10:46 PM

I went to my great-aunt's funeral today. Her first ex-husband talked for 45 MINUTES about arguments and fishing stories. :x
All-told it was three hours before we even went out to the gravestone for the closing.
Two people fell asleep and had to be woken up and told to leave. :lol

There was also four interruptions to listen to songs that included this one.


Pentegarn Jun 6th, 2011 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 724662)
Pomp and Circumstance is the among the most boring music in the known universe

Not when it heralded the arrival of The Macho Man

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2011 12:50 AM

Catholic Jr High graduations. :(

Otto Jun 7th, 2011 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 724699)
Catholic Jr High graduations. :(

Catholic school dances. "Leave room for the holy ghost, you two!"

executioneer Jun 7th, 2011 01:26 AM

pretty much anything catholic

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 01:40 AM

Yeah, I was going to say going to church in Catholic primary school.

kahljorn Jun 7th, 2011 07:08 AM

yea i was gonna say university graduations (FIVE HOURS PLUS GETTING THERE EARLY) but yea catholics

kahljorn Jun 7th, 2011 07:08 AM

also, pram maven.

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 07:21 AM

Pretty much any of the "Tard Trifecta"

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 01:58 PM

Wait, are Max's children out of high school already?

Zuggernaut Jun 7th, 2011 05:58 PM

this message board is pretty fucking boring and judging by the join dates next to some peoples names its been going on for a decade

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2011 06:06 PM

YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT ZUGGY - THAT WAS MERELY AMUSING.

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 06:09 PM

I gAVE IT Half A SMILEY Face AND 1/3RD a trophy

mburbank Jun 7th, 2011 06:14 PM

Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 06:17 PM

Who wrote that anyway?

mburbank Jun 7th, 2011 06:51 PM

me

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 06:59 PM

I thought as much, but I think it is too subtle for your intended target(s) :lol

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 07:08 PM

Yes, yes, yes, but ARE THEY 18 YET?

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2011 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 724929)
Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 724933)
Who wrote that anyway?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 724948)
me

Was that in the comments section of the story of the Easter Bunny? I seem to recognize some of the prose.

Incidentally, that story was one of the funniest things I had ever read on this site, before or since.

Shyandquietguy Jun 8th, 2011 12:48 AM

I've never been to any of that shit! :lol :lol :lol

Suckers! :lol :lol :lol


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