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WHERE THE HELL DID WILLIE GO TO WHY IS HE QUITING INTERNETS? >:

Oh, he quits the internet every other Monday.

We need a new post in this thread.



There you guys go!

Chortle.

I'm happy today. I have a job, some beer and soon I'll have some money. Life is good at the moment. :)

Those are almost all the things I want out of life. :(

A warm place to sleep would be the final addition to my wish list. :(

Hey guys I just found a new website!

http://www.elserpento.com/

It's awesome! :)

:rolleyes

Why can't El Matematico not wear cut-offs just once? :/

I often think I'm alone in finding I-Mockery funny. :(

If you don't find the site funny, why post on the forums? >:

Yeah, the community is good, I guess. :(

No, I don't think he's a faggot. :(

So what? It's just a colour.

OF COURSE I WOULDN'T WEAR IT! I'M NOT A FAG! >:



:rolleyes

Fine. I am a fag. ;(

I-Mockery is great I've been a fan since the first choose your own adventure story you know about dissecting the frog but I don't know what happened to the guy who can't draw comics but yeah I like I-Mockery so shut up >:

You been talking to Riddles too? :eek

The first article I ever read was Killing Joke's "Behold The Evils Of Cheese"

So I'm only here because I'm a stupid Vegan. :(

Hmm, I'd forgotten some of the great stuff on I-Mockery. I wish I had the time to reread them all. :(

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I saw the best movie ever last night it's called Invasion U.S.A. and it has Chuck Norris

Is it better than Forced Vengeance?

Starring Chuck Norris >:

YOU KNOW WHO I MISS, ARTIFICIALBRANDON. WHERE HAS HE BEEN I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN HIM SINCE LIQUIDSTATIK'S CAEKS.COM BOARDS :(

I think he changed his board name & then got a real life. :(

F HIM

Yeah. :/

I went to buy some DVDs today and I saw that movie on the shelve. The DVD cover was a piece of art I kid you not.

I switch off the tv when Walker Texas Ranger comes on.

J/K

I never turn the tv off. :rolleyes

I watch the Discovery Channel. All day.

What the hell was up with the Shark Week Special of Mythbusters? >:

I was all trying to think about busting the myths of the movie Jaws, & they were all waving boobies at me. >:

Female co-hosts are great for porn, but I want my pseudo-science presented by bearded guys that like blowing shit up. >:

i like boobies :(

i think the guys in mythbusters are gay :(

Yeah, you wish.

They are great, but they should be rationed. That's why women only get two, or they would explode from the fun. >:

TEN THOUSAND POSTS :(

Willie's changing thread titles from the dead I see :(

lol Discovery channel, you nerds :(

lol I'm listening to They Might Be Giants right now. :nerd

The next worthwhile goal is one hundred thousand now. >(

The internet will be extinct before then probably ;(

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lol "one milliard posts"

I don't want a post count of 500,000 that would suck

I think it would be cool to reach one milliard posts, but it would take me & Esuohlim posting nonstop for a year to reach that number. :(

Edit: No, it would take closer to a thousand years. :(

Yeah but we could cut it down to maybe 150 years if post flood filter wasn't on. >:

And if we didn't have to sleep and go to the bathroom and stuff :(

Yeah, that would be nerdy. :(

I wouldn't be respected by newbs like I am now. They'd laugh at me :tear

After 150 years there wouldn't be many vets left. :x

I think it's a bad plan unless we can convince a few thousand other people to give us a hand.

Oh no, it's all too slow at my end. >:

I think this plan isn't going to take off :(

Now this thread has reached 10,000 it should be locked & put in thread backups. That would stop my postcount dead in it's tracks. :)

Yeah.

Getting banned worked in the past too. :(

Did you know that our postcounts combined are higher than this thread? :( :( :(

Oh Snap! :(

I had done that calculation, yeah. :nerd :(

Anyway, I'm the 24th person you'd be wanting to add postcounts with.

Unless I post four more time & pass Saad for 23rd...

Shit I'm catching up to Rongi fast. I wish he'd post more so I won't have to be King Loser again :(

Your butt is "something you don't show to people." This is according to Mr. Bear, who is old and eating dinner.

Technically, I am a geek, not a nerd, as I did not excel at all studies but mainly technical ones

Fag

I haven't seen Forced Vengeance! You should watch Invasion USA and I'll watch Forced Vengence and give our opinions on them!


The cover is a real peice of art too!

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Another day, another page. :(

C'est la vie. :(

A lot of frogs in Illinois?

By 'frogs' I mean 'The French'. :rolleyes

i think marine doesn't have a computer and he has to go to the library to use one

All the better for us.

Don't library computers use filters? I-Mockery is Adult Humour.

There were a long time ago. All of the roads in the larger cities have French names. :(

They were chased out? :)

I'd still rather live in Wisconsin, unless you've got a tie-breaker for Illinois.

I MADE A SEXY NEW JESSICA ALBA AVATAR FOR PUBE LOVER HERE

OK GANG , HERE'S THE LATEST DIRT!



You're all invited to the hippest message board around! The OFFICAL F*ck You B*tch: The Message Board. No more foolin around this is the permanent one (WITH GOLD COMMUNITY BENEFITS :lol)

http://p097.ezboard.com/bfuckyoubitchthemessageboard

It promises to be the best message board around. I mean where else :rolleyes

P.S: MetalMilitia you are banned for being a wimp :lol

when did you become fuck you butch spokesman >:

It's b*tch now get it right or pay the price.

Jixby refuses to login to I-Mockery so I handle stuff here.

and I am an administrator there, so suck on that you big bully >:

That's it, just for that I'm actually going to register there >:

There see, what now >:

Huh?

I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes

when did this thread get 400 pages?

August 1, 2005

Yeah I made a local one for ASMB, but now I made a global one to eliminate hassles and whatnot >:

I WAS REFERING TO THE ONE FROM YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

LOCAL ACCOUNT THERE TOO. :(

So from now on when you people make ezboards that gets posts for a week or two in the future, I won't have to re-register anymore. >:

I ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.