Vagina
 

I want some....and I'm taking applications.

Post your qualifications, and I'll let you know if I want to fuck you.....


GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(parody....not to be taken seriously....)

mine snaps

English please....asshole

no snapping pussy for you then. you lose

I hear craigslist has an abundance of vagina. You might have to pick off the fleas though.

no, I'm too picky for Craigslist.....I have this thing about not getting dick warts.
I have to tell you, You have become one of my favorites, just because you have Cronos as your Avatar....

You seem the type to be into mudkips

you seem the type to be into shutting up

I don't blame you about the wart thing.

Cronos makes me happy too, I understand.

I suggest you get a fleshlight. You don't have to worry about not calling her back with one of those.

assholes are tighter

yeah, in a lot of cases, they are.....but this thread is entitled "Vagina"
not "Butthole"

my bad {(|)}

it's okay....I didn't want anyone getting into trouble for getting off topic...

An inch and a half isn't exactly off topic.

close enough.
I had a bullet belt once....I wish I knew what happened to it.
I could get serious amounts of vagina if I had a bullet belt...

okay, this thread is dying....I need some volunteers to give up the pussy....
let's go girls.....

If I wanted to be banned, I'd totally just post a pudendum right now.

But I guess I could say that at any point in my posting career.

I have a friend who works for facebook (we went to college together), she was talking about how Mark Zuckerburg keeps up a public profile just for the sake of publicity. She said that it's ironic that with the obvious attention given to his profile, he's pretty much the one person who cannot use facebook--his creation--for its intended purpose. Hence, when he accepted her friend request after they briefly met, he edited his minifeed to not include that event. She said he probably didn't consider her awesome enough to merit publicizing their nominal friendship.

Anyways, I mentioned the fact that as CEO of the company, Zuckerburg should totally use a close-up picture of a vagina as his user pic. He has the unique position of having nobody willing to delete his profile for TOS violation, so it's only the right thing to do.

less talk more action

This thread needs to be revived...not even two pages? Goddamn....

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