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You were good in Saad's movie. :(

i love it when the Retro Kat comes back every once and a while and makes a non-sequitur about being gay because it's funny am i right

It's kinda sad that the gay guy gets more tail than the rest of us combined. :(

...but then he sure is sexy. :orgasm

Way to go that's like 37% of my posts

And you've posted for two hours straight on like three separate occasions, come on

I'm watching the sun rise, but only because I haven't actually gone to bed yet :(

Yeah, & how long have you spent banned?

Are you here to keep me company as I spiral into a FATIGUE-INDUCED HALLUCINATION?

I do shit like that, but I never open the curtains because I like being pale, frail, & pitiful.

Yes. :eek

Daylight is seeping through the window blinds and I don't like it >:

If you didn't wash your windows then less light would get in. :confused

I hate winter. I have to dig holes in winter to prepare for spring. If I owned a rotavator I would have less work, but I'm too weak to lived the things. >:

BUT I DON'T WASH MY WINDOWS OH GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO? :(

Lived? I meant lift. :(

Winter in July you must be mistaken >:

Get a job you lazy bum & then you can afford a wife to give you children. & children have to do what you say or you can kill them.

I live in the future. :rolleyes

So if I have children will they kill the sun for me? :(

You ain't got time to train ninja children. >:

ARE WE ON THE NEXT PAGE YET?