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Quick let's post hot girls this will be awesome :D

JESSICA ALBA >:

BTW POST HOT GIRLS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER LIKE NERDS WOULD

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES >:

Oh shit I just ruined it I think :(

Angelina Jolie

Oh yeah. :(

That was a kinda gay game. :/

ESUOHLIM, AS YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE GOING, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT YOU'VE PASSED OUT IN THE BATH, SO I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS! :chatter

THE COPS SHOULD BE AT YOUR DOOR ANY MINUTE NOW! I HOPE THEY CHECK IF YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED BEFORE SMASHING IT DOWN. :(

I'M STILL AWAKE WTF DOESN'T THIS THREAD HAVE 10,000 POSTS YET? >:

The cops came to my house by mistake so I had to bake them a cake before they would leave. >:

A Chocolate Cake. >:

I wanted to make a banana cake but the cops said that banana cakes are for fags so I made them a damn chocolate cake. >:

After they left I realised I should of said "If you don't want a banana cake I'll make a damn bacon cake you stinking pigs!" >:

It's probably a good thing I didn't say that as I don't want to get shot. >:

damn cops >:

I tried to talk to a cop once. I was like hey whats up have you arrested anyone yet and he was all like move along son. what an asshole.

Yeah, they're jerks, but just imagine the London Underground with out them. All those Arabs with bags not getting shot, it would be a nightmare. >:

Whatever happened to all the white terrorists? >:

Like Hans Gruber

I just did a search for some racist spiel about foreigners stealing jobs from hard working Americans so I could make it hard working American terrorists, but reading that shit pissed me off. >:

We all know what happened to him. :(