Hey Matt.

This is the drunk thread. :rolleyes

GUYS JESSICA ALBA IS IN A NEW MOVIE :eek

OH WAIT "A NEW MOVIE" I MEANT TO SAY "MY PANTS" :eek :eek

Yeah, apprantly she has her hands on a big part. :)

Yeah, apparently she has her hands on a big... :puke

The Mock Wars forum is fourth for most posts per forum. It's even behind Movies & Television. >:

But this thread is the biggest of them all.

Thanks in large part to dorks like you. :themoreyouknow

:lol


Yeah. :(



But it could be bigger. :eek

That was Chojin's 666th post. :eek

More like 8666th post if his account wasn't all hacked by mean jerks >:

If indeed. :blah

If my posts were dollars I'd donate it all to Hurricane Katrina relief foundations. >:

Maybe half. :(

Maybe enough that I'll still be just a little above Rongi. :(

If I don't use that money to buy tacos first or anything >:

If my posts were dollars I would give them to Rog as an apology.

Jessica Alba called we're going on a date tomorrow and I'm going to get her so drunk

Where should we go out for dinner though, I don't have much to spend. Do girls like Big Boy? :(

Also if I brag about my I-Mockery post count will she swoon? :(

Great Plan. :)

Sure, & you can drink the alcohol from a bottle in a brown paper bag. :posh

Dude, it's the whole reason she's going out with you, brag away. :)

Dude tap that!

What?

I'm hungry. :(