THE SAD THING ABOUT THAT PICTURE IS THAT I KNOW SOME FRIENDS WHO WOULD START MASTURBATING THE SECOND I SHOWED THEM IT, SAM >: >: >:

Your friends are crazy. :rolleyes

I hate my friends. >:

Then why are they your friends? :sleep

Because I hate people in general and it's good to have friends I'm told :(

I hate people in general, & I have no friends, & I think I might be a little lonely. :sleep

But I manage to balance a relationship with Jessica Alba and maintain a sexy boner of a post count (the boner is sexy to Retro Kat and OAO >:)

holy shit lol

Yeah. :sleep

Effing Gay Jokes...

What happened to Jixby, guys? I haven't seen him for, like, ever.

He didn't die did he? :chatter

ASIAN CHICKS WITH BALLS ON THEIR FACE ARE SO HOT GUYS :lol

I haven't posted in a while :(

WHAT LIKE FIVE DAYS :ROLLEYEBALLS

I MISSED HIM EVERY ONE OF THOSE DAYS :tear

EXCEPT FOR YESTERDAY

I stop posting for months at a time, those are my prison sentences cause im one bad mother fucker.













i can dig it

oh shit too soon >:

son of a bitch >: >: >: >: >:

goddamnit >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: