GRANT MY WISH!
 

The front page of my new website is pretty self explanatory, so I'm just going to make a link:

http://www.granterinswish.com/

Help me make my dream come true!

errrr.....ok and i'll ask oprah for a $50,000 loan too

How are you going to let him know that youre going to be on oprah?

OPRAHS GONIG TO FIND HIM U DUMBASS SHE IS A MAGIC LADY!!!!!!!! >: >: >: >: >:

Exactly!

Actually, I'm going to try and find his mother. Seriously. She was the one who originally alerted him about me. :/

I write better shit than you :/ You have to be one of the most boring people on this site and you want us to believe you could write a screen play? and someone would put you on Oprah? :troutslap your blog that is so full of sinscere delusions of grandeur isn't even interesting.

Fartin, you're seriously chafing my zen zone with that kind of git-text.

That said, the concept behind that webpage does seem a bit on the 'what the fuck is that all about then' side.

for some reason this thread made me crave garlic bread.

Sorry Dole it's not like she hasn't already posted this before.

That website kinda creeped me out. :(

My favorite part is that the cursive "FAQ" link looks like it says "fag".

Why dont you just call in a bomb threat to the show some time? That would be a sure FIRE way to get her attention.

Fartin;

I haven't even looked at the website yet but have known Mod for quite some time now, and not only does she write reasonably well, she works at it, which is key. You sir, are a negative nelly.

I always thought Mod wrote pretty well....but I've never read anything Fartin has written.
Submit something and let us judge you. >:

:/ I'd look at the site before passing wind