SA's fake review of the game kinda sucks. I couldn't tell if it was real or not because it's mostly truths combined with some excuseable errors and circumstantial lies, but nothing that would make someone gullible if they 'fell for it.'

Then again, all of truthmedia really sucks, this is just worse than normal; The flames for this are going to be like 'His name is Johnson, not Jordan! The loading times are great what are you talking about you fag!'. ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS. The DDAAF reviews own truthmedia so badly :<

And yes, I do understand now that it's supposed to be a joke, but it just isn't funny. They could have complained about missions where you have you dress like a clown and entertain the neighborhood children while keeping their 'fun meter' above a certain point, or something.

I'm always gettinf fucking lost in this damn game :( I'm glad I haven't had to deal with an assload of timed missions.

Yeah, aren't rockstar big fans of the site, in vice, one of the criminal ratings were SA Goon.

I got this game again tonight--put it back on the warranty and picking up where I left off, right before finishing Wu Zi Mu's missions.

Fuck "Supply Lines" by the way, I'll never get that. :/

There seems to be one under every bridge, i know theres one in a small pool by the country club in san fierro.

has anyone noticed that the soda machines, snack machines and a few other things are reused from Manhunt?

my friend rented manhunt the other day and i was watching him play and i noticed that the soda machines scattered around looked really similar.

It caused me some trouble too but then one try it just went smoothly as hell. Just constantly hold down the gas and fire from far away as possible while still hitting the targets for the ones that shoot back. The ones up North suck but if you kill the 3 that are close quick enough, you can do it. The mission after is a walk in the park.

I fucking hate the flying school. I'm sucking huge amounts of unwashed ass at the target practice with the helicopter.

seriously. Harrier jet. Me wanty. :(

Don't bother with the rockers, the regulars guns do the trick.

Don't bother with that last post, it's all lies.

I got gold in all the flying school shit, but the helicopter shooting one is by far the hardest. Here's what I did:

- Go to 1st person mode. You have a target now, so it's way easier to shoot rockets after you get used to the screen weaving this way and that.

- Get somewhat near the ground and go very slow up to the trucks, blow them up ;<

- Use R2 to turn around, then head after the cars.

- Get really close and fire in front of them.

- Use R2 to turn around again, switch back to 3rd person mode, and line up on the runway way ahead of time, because if you do anything but a picture perfect landing, the game gets very homosexually upset with you.

First Person Mode is generally best for Driving School as well, i've discovered. Keeps those fuckin' cones and bikes from popping up out of nowehere on ya.

f(ck all yall :( i'm still on that fucking caeser racing mission

but i got denise's car :x

im having trouble in the driving school. forget what the mission is but its the one were you have to use the police car and swoop around the other one

They're all easy. The last one lets you hit anything, you just can't do a complete 180. Switch to first-person view.

the last car school mission doesn't let you stop your car for more than .5 second :/

The planes in this game are fucking weak. On the mission where I have to fly under the radar I nicked a tree and my plane turned into a godamn fireball. Skydiving is neat.

I fucking hate flying. I'm really REALLY bad at it, I can't even do the third driving school mission.

flying school, i mean. erps.

The fucking flying around the runway and landing pissed me off something fierce. I wanted to break the fucking game in half.

Alright, I've gotten considerately better at flying. I'm on the Wu Zi missions now, the ones in the casino.

This game is awesome :(

I played Al queda with the passenger plane and the buildings :)

Why don't you use your typing hands for something constructive? Like giving me a handjob while fingering my ass.

WHere do you live big sexy? ;)