It doesn't exist. :(

I'm not even sure that it should. :eek

It would be soooooo hot. :love

Way too hot, but it is possible and can still happen. :drunk

Wrapped up most of the zombie barbie garden.



Neighbor guy considers this "playin with dolls" and thinks I'm turning his son gay.

Good work. :lol

The zombies, or on turning his son gay?

;)

I always miss the good stuff

Tadao is the most pretend internetpimp ever :rolleyes

Kista, you like go beach brah?

I doubt that even a pretend internet girl would care about you. You have no realness to you. You sir, are a fraud.

Plenty pilikia go beach with you, brah. :(

sheeit I bet I can pretend to get more pretend internet girls than you

I want a howlie though :(

howlie? haole?

Whoa! It's Julio Cortazar :)

"I WANT TO SUCK YOUR SUN BRONZED EIGHT YEAR OLD PENIS ON THE BEACH, TADAO" :orgasm

Oh, that works

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4717916a1860.html

German TV. :rolleyes

Bm-A-E-A
Bm-A-E

Uhg! Too cute!

Sugar glider or flying squirrel?

Sugar Glider

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

:eyesrolled

AWESOME!

I want him :(

wislingsailsmen Reporting a Post

:rolleyes

OMG the forum is too much for me :(

Could I finally be in trouble :tear

what have you done?!

GAME OVER, MOTHER FUCKER

I outed a perv :(

Mockery Private Messaging

:rolleyes

OH HE IS REPORTING YOU FOR FINDING HIM ON THAT FAT CHICKS FORUM.

BUSTED

TOTALLY

ROG: I AM NOT SORRY AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AND MAYBE ANOTHER TIME AFTER THAT, BUT LET'S TAKE THINGS AS THEY COME. AT LEAST 3 MORE TIME THOUGH!

I don't think Rog necessarily reads the chatroom thread man

He reads them, he just doesn't post here. much

OK! I'M POSITIVE NOW THAT I WOULD DO IT A FOURTH TIME! I'M NOT LIVING IN AN WORLD OF ILLUSIONS AND I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM! BUT AT LEAST I CAN ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITY OF DOING IT A FIFTH TIME!

Sugar gliders spray piss everywhere :(

The neighborhood stray knocked some of my zombies over :(

WE NEED NEW LEADERSHIP FOR THE POLITICS FORUM, IMPEACH KEVIN!
I thought the same thing about my dick, turned out, it was illegal. Who knew.

work is boring today. someone entertain me. or i could post pictures of my cat, she's cute and all...............
and she has a chicken hat!! what's not to love?

oh, she tried to rip out my jugular about 30 seconds after that picture was taken. she no lika da hat.

pain

awwwwwwwwww :)

i'm gonna light some stuf on fire.

Picture thread

boredom thread. this is the only thing keeping me from throwing things randomly around my office.

Which begs the question, isn't it actually sold everywhere?

Also, GIRLFIGHT

Get out of my damn thread, you crazy bitches. >:

I really dislike MM right now for reminding me of that. :(

i truley dont know why my even on a fourm site also :(

>:

Totally

Elpila & Sacks need to team up more often. :)

And then when they're done with the sex, they can do more cool drawings. :(

that's it, i'm gonna start doing laps around my cube. yeah i'm THAT bored.

I hope you are wearing a sports bra.

You could hurt someone.

if i hurt anyone, it's gonna be myself. i literally can hit myself in the face if i run fast enough.

no sports bra, wearing a dress today :)

OOH someone brought in pastries. i'm totally breaking my "no sugar at work" rule, i don't care how hyper it makes me!

Every time pub pulls that "out of my thread" business, I imagine him with one leg lifted marking various parts of the internet.

I imagine him shaking his cane at me.

If I was at all serious with it, I imagine I would be quite apoplectic due to you jerkasses never going anywhere. :eek

Or I would tell you to shut the fuck up. ;)

I imagine him doing something stereotypically New Zealandish. :(

Like something involving Kiwis or Maori tribesmen.

Waving an All Blacks pennant.

Being confused for an Australian.

Shaking his tribal cod piece at me.

:pagebrak

Comforting JOAT and turning him gay.

....gayer

I can see how that would strike fear in an opponent. :rolleyes

uh oh i think we are starting rubberband war part 112,987.

i always wind up getting smacked in the face with one. tadao, please feel free to insert gross sexual analogies here, cause i know you will ;)

I don't know, the beady-eyed guy with the dreads is kind of frightening. And the other beady-eyed guy with the crewcut that takes the tongue-sticking-out thing too far.

be careful who gets hit, there are some where it could result in real casualties :(

I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types it would induce much more fear. :(

i hate work. can't you tell?

I dunno, in certain smallminded communities where the belief is that every gay guy is an enthusiastic spreader of the AIDS virus, limp-wristed intimidation could cause a panic.

Now I can't. It has to feel creepy and make you want to run away, and you will only run into it :(

I don't hit girls on the internet, I only hit on them until they want to turn off their computer and puke.

I'm pretty sure that is what I was alluding to. :(


But what do I know. :(

awww you never make me want to run away. how can i be creeped out by someone who compliments my rack AND my eyes?

how cavalier *swoon*

i am so bored i might actually do some work.

I read it wrong, I thought you were saying "on the contrary, many people find the haka fearsome".

Sorry.

So far all you've managed is to increase the female population of the board. :(


Jerk. :tear

I think I should only count as half-female. I like hockey and hate malls. And you will never see my boobs.

I have seen then, remember I stalked your photo album a long time ago.

I don't remember putting my boobs on any photo album, and stalking that album isn't really worth your while anyway.

Yes it is. Chloe is cute.

Tadao i thought you liked my rack :(

I never said I didn't, but I like all racks.

I've seen it done up close by a guy that, I was pretty certain, didn't like me. That was scary. :chatter

Also, Hot. :orgasm

Oh, hell, Tadao, there are like 4 or 5 magazines that link to that album at any given time, I don't give a shit.

And my dog's name isn't a secret but WTG ENCYCLOPAEDIA BROWN!

I only go there because I like your work, the other stuff is just a bio on the artist to me.