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I present to you the Swastika Dome:

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Hey guys

Sup, Hickman? How long until you shipout?

Has anyone seen the new Get Smart movie yet? Do they have a lot of makeup & soft focus lenses on Anne Hathaway to make her look less of a pale, gawky crackwhore?

MartinSargent is FartinMowler, ban him for great justice. :eek

Seth is being funny on IM again.

He's concepting ideas for good youtube videos. His latest involves us all meeting up and then being filmed kicking him in the crotch over and over as we recite letters written by his Ex-girlfriends that go into extensive detail about how he fails to be a good love maker.

...in a good way.

Is that even out yet?

...No. Ahhh, fond memories of Barbara Feldon.

A. The US has movies upto six months before they debut here.
B. As this is the fricking 58th century, I do think that movies can be stolen before they are 'released'.
C. Oh man, Barbara Feldon looks like a coked up whore too. :eek

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YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND AN A CAPELLA OF 3RD BASE'S POP GOES THE WEASEL?

They didn't even put it on the single, which makes me think they screwed up in the studio & didn't save a back up. :x

BUT THEY SURE AS HELL INCLUDED THE INSTRUMENTAL


FUCK.

I have ways of fixing this.

Ah.

I don't remember her being that way :(

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST

Well that's now >:

Maybe to any of you Eric Zaccar is instantly recognisable, but to me he just looked like a fat multi-stalker with a webpage full of the people he's assulted.

http://www.starrplay.com/starrdiswall.htm

I really enjoy scrolling through these pages and looking at the various perplexed expressions of the people subjected to the interest of creepy fatties.

I found one a while ago that was a guy that was Obsessed with Coronation Street and had him pictured with all the actors he had tracked down, several of them looked to be in supermarkets.

If I had my druthers there would be a little geocities shitpile of photos of me standing next to each of you ...as you sleep.

That is because, to the man, every video game is stupid.

Made by the stupid, sold by the stupid, played by the stupid.

It is a rare exception when a book is improved by it's cinematic offspring. Far more often it's meaning is condensed, subtlety lost, and integrity dicked with. Which then happens again when the game of the movie is produced. It is a clear order of meritable content; written word, moving picture, interactive performance within preset bounds. Comic books or 'Graphic Novels' (:rolleyes) flitter up and down the scale but often settle at the very bottom as they are neither book nor film and the only interactivity is rolling it up and rodgering yourself with the colourful pages.

Now, a movie can swim upstream and become a book, much in the same way a video game can become a movie, but a game becoming a book is the sort of infantile nonsense that drives one to snatch such absurdity from the hands of the direly misled fool and to spit upon them profusely... I've become carried away with my own florid prose.

The ease with which we become emotionally invested with each form is closely related with the ease we can identify ourselves within the fiction. As the operator of our video game avatar, we can be easily tricked into relating their existance with our own. In regards to the motion picture I would not put us as so blasé with this century old technology as to not unconsciously at times regard the actions on screen as happening in the room with us. It is with literature that an author must be most cunning to capture our interest, mostly because the jumbled shapes upon a page call us to use our brain, a task I loathe as much as you.

Why will a Halo movie be awful? Because Halo is awful, and as you are someone that likes awful things, I would have to say you are a faggot and like to shuck the penises of men regularly.

And rather than reread any of that bullshit again... I present you Domo Kun: :domo