:lol @ the one w/ the trophy

:lol & that other girls tryin to cover the upskirt :x

the trophy grl looks scary man

the grl on the left is ttlly tryn to show the goods

i dont mind D:

The girl on the bottom left is hot even with the creepy face :x

i wonder how hard they think algebra I is

We just had a pool party and this guy randomly went all aggressive-crazy, and we had to have a discussion amongst ourselves about whether we were about to die cause my mom insists on using match.com.
Seriously, it's not working out for her.

a/s/l for your mom plz

Tell her to try something else. I usually like my women like I like my houses. Found them on craigslist.

A str8 brick house

Hey, there's another shitty movie on SciFi. Some guy who was drinking a beer just got killed by what appears to be a shitty dinosaur.

You wanna be my new daddy MattJack?

depends on if yer mom can cook fish sticks for me or not

That's a good question, I should ask her. She never cooks fishsticks for me.

She can definitely drink some rum though, hooo boy

how old is she?

48, oh yeah

how many kids has she had?

Man of the House Sinbad fuck.


Guys I'm reall fucking drunk

Just me. If I wake up and find you in my kitchen, I want you to know that I'm not making you waffles.

Eggs, maybe.

Me too

Sorry I meant Houseguest Sinbad fuck

Posting too fast isnt cool so stop it

And I keep on playing brick house on repeat and I'm for once not playing y103. I typed that with no errors

;_;