Hey MM, do you like the Wurzels?

Hey Marc, Esuohlim stated a couple of dozen pages back that we need a page full of dead baby jokes. If you go find the quote you can be the thread moderator for a few days as I get over some emotional problems. :)

Why did you have to go & say that? :tear

For serious emotional problems. >:

It's kinda weird being in college and not being able to masturbate freely anymore.

:lol @ The Whole Internet

I thought gay people could wank in public? :confused

No, but we can say shit like faggot in public and not get in trouble. And we can also make people feel really awkward when we make out with other gay people in public and they stare and sometimes yell out faggot then we yell back that hey, thats our word, bitch.

You're like a superhero! :)

I changed my avatar to my sexy model picture, cuz im hott!!11!

You sure are. ;)

COLLEGE :ROLLEEKS

When are you old enough to go to college, Chief?

Which thread? This is like the only thread I ever read and I haven't been doing a very good job of that lately. >:

This thread, a few dozen pages back I accelerated my obsession with Gooey (Gui, you know like the start of Guitar) by asking her real name, & then I remembered I already knew it. :rolleyes

HEY GUYS WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM?

When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes

Whatever, Mysterio. :rolleyes

AND MY NAME.

I COULD BE A GIRL WHO KNOWS.

Yeah me too, but the guys on the Programming course I took back in high school called the Graphical User Interface (GUI), the Gooey. :/

Plus I think it's cute to call a girl that. :rolleyes

It's not important, Guy. Forget it . :(

Now it all makes sense for a second there I thought people from New Zealand were all stupid retards who didn't know how to speak correctly. :rolleyes


PS: I LOVE YOU PUB. :(

They are. >:

I have a mental list of words they get wrong, & each time I hear one I get pissed off. :(