I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Who loves ya baby ha

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

I saw them live and i can tell you they sang it better than you >:

Why don't you just cut my heart out with a cinder block and feed it to a rabid pit bull :tear

shut up

btw hey guys

You know, pub, I happen to be good friends with Jessica Alba, me and her take baths together sometimes and talk about guys then do each other's hair.

The lady that works at the bank gives me lollipops ... root beer if they have them.

Food forum :rolleyes

And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear

Bitch Forum. :rolleyes

i think i love you more sam.

metalmilitia is a jackass.

and reading this thread is like being at someone's house while "fear factor" is on. i don't wanna look, but i can't look away.

what kind of music are the wurzels anyway?