how much wood would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck wood

Well Jeeves sends me to Century Media's site when I ask him what heavy metal is, so he sucks.

Jeeves is a corporate tool.

Very true. When I asked him if he was stupid he gave me car insurance and airline tickets.

Get to work you slacker.

It's only a matter of time that Cracked.com makes a top 10 list about how REDIC jeeves is.

Should I get the hearse that's right down the road for $3750? I mean, I could talk the guy down a bit, but gas is gonna be fuck awful.

are you gonna turn it into a ecto-1 replica

I've actually been thinking about it.

There shouldn't be a moment's hesitation. Buy teh hearse.

AW FUCK

just make sure you get the ghost vacuum, then you can vacuum up ghosts when you're driving

Ugh... that game sucked so many bags of dicks it's staggering.

I'm wearing a cape

I AM WEARING MY GLASSES

GO AHEAD LAUGH AT THE NERD

i got headphones on

what is this the what are you wearing thread

no it isnt

Happy the first hot air balloon flight day!

what were you listening to willie no this isnt the music forum but idc (I don't care)

Idk (I don't Kare)

i was listning to that pork and beans youtube and then i listened to a youtube that was linked on cuteoverload dot com

i should probably listen to something else or take them off, theyre kinda itching me

haha maybe i'll play some tf2

pthalatswHia (points to himself and looks around to see who Hickman is adressing)

New Guitarage just came in the post. It looks like this, holla holla.

Why not a hollow body? Do they make hollows?

I'd cut off one of my fingers to see Crystal Castles.

My profession of choice would be Ban-happy Internet Forum Moderator.

It is, in my opinion, unlikely that I would need more than five minutes at this task to reach my current life goals.

NOW JIMMY

DO YA WANT AN EXPLOSION, NOW

So doing some shopping today, walked past a 50's diner in the mall. They're playing Barbara ann(bar-bar-bar, barbara ann) First and only thing came to my mind was Surf Ninjas.

So, about a year ago an old woman was burnt to a crisp by the kilns in the sculpture studio at the college.

Apparently, our college president told a faculty member shortly afterwards how hilarious it was that "they found fat on the floor instead of fabric".

She should post here, I think

******salad

What exactly does a ******salad look like

Hands up anyone that didn't get it. >:

Proceeding to take Christ's name in vain? Same joke as "watch your fucking language, goddamnit"?

****** caesar salad

****** salad man
http://youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

Now that's just silly

:lol Now if everything this guy posted was like the above, he wouldn't be a useless sack of crap. :eek

Also, he's pointing at the fucking cartoons thread as if that was acceptable. I damnwell told you to bin that shit, Mister S. >:

LOOKS LIKE I HIT A NERVE :rolleyes :lol

Fuck the vets, MJ. Tear this place apart! >:
Saying that, I do like the idea of someone being testably honest to answer my all problem. ;(

My g/f seen em not too long ago.

She said they were amazing, I didn't know you dug em man. Their album is pretty hot :blackamericanidoljudge

I don't want to become the new Helm (not that I could :( ), but I'm going to keep teasing and being a sarcastic di*k.

And I want people to do the same with me.

BUT YES SIR, YES SIR

"This just in...go to Hell!"

Hell, the last time I picked a fight was when I drew Colonel Flagg preparing to fuck a dog, need to rile someone else up one last time before I ditch for summer


AND YES PUB I SWEAR TO GOD JESUS CHRIST BEELZEBUB YOU WILL GET THE VIDEO BEFORE I GO

Fuck it, gonna be whole new retards when I get back anyway

ill still be here

w/e girlygus :x

Sup dudes

NEVERMIND FORGET IT

I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I NEED A RESTFUL SLUMBER 8(

And there's nobody else online but pac-man and Sacks :rolleyes

Sacks is all right but that other guy's a f*ucker :x

;_;

"I've never liked that little wiener Milhouse" - Homer Simpson

man i hate those simspons

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

so I'm working at a church to re-organize their computer stuff. So far the funniest things I've found are help manuals for Laserjet II series printers and a copy of Windows 3.1. :D

Holy shit, they had strawberry syrup in their fridge. That is unbelievable. :picklehat

also I get to work the front desk now and they have a security hub on the wall with high quality cameras and an intercom and everything :picklehat


I'm waiting for a bum to come by so I can pretend I'm jesus.

Godamit people! Votes do not count, how many times does this have to be proven to you guys :(

Hold onto that girl, MattJack, she's a winner in my book.

Ri rearry rike rer

You wanna hit up some GTA? Cause I'm about to enjoy my half day of work by running over people

I just got back from work and I'm about to sleep. I also have stuff to do and my bro is hoggin' on the 360. I also need a new mic. Which I should have got today back from my trip to the bank. But I didn't. Agh.

I'll be on tomorrow and definitely Tuesday night.

It's snowing. :(

fuck's sake, buy me this puppy

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/pet/707784487.html


:( :( :(

What an obscure quote.

:fart

:tear

:pagebrak
Because i'm boring

Hey Esuohlim, you up for recording some more Forum Masterpiece Theatre bits?

Is it weird that the song Baker Street makes me think of driving down the street of an abandoned town at 3 in the morning while it's raining?

Yes.

So, I'm about to go to the bars. I'm wearing a shirt I like a lot. Long-sleeve button-down, jet black sateen made of 100% silk.

I feel like I should demonstrate my affinity for it with some crass hyperbole.

Dude, because of this shirt tonight I'm gonna get so much pussy that I'll wake up with more STDs than mainstream pathology presently recognizes. So many chicks are going to want me that we'll have to find a late night stadium that rents by the hour. Tomorrow morning, there will be significant shortages in the national supply of the "morning-after pill" because of me wearing this shirt. In the aftermath of my mental puissance coming together with me wearing this shirt tonight, the global average IQ will raise by at least two points as my bastards enter the population.

man, i kind of understand you, i have some awesome buds to smoke, that i'll like to share with some chick, i mean find a stoner girlfriend to share my trips with cuz i am sick of smoke all by miself, of course when i'm stoned i forget about all this lonely feeling, if i quit pot i bet i could be getting laid at this moment, life is unfair, god gives bread to people that has no teeth :tear

You could probably eat bread with no teeth.

ElPila666 you can smoke w/ me babbbyy ;>

This is where somebody who works here says something like, "I-Mockery does not support the use of illegal substances." Right?




No? Okay, well, who's got the hook-up on some jenkem?

:barf

Jesus Christ.

hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?

I wasn't talking to you, Buddy. You posted while I was debating whether to add some legitimate content to my post. As always, I decided against it.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT? >:

I MADE DR O STOP POSTING AND THAT WAS MY GOAL, EVEN IF I DID IT WITHOUT HIM GETTING MY IRONY. :spin

stawrberry hills? :x

Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?

Haha, let's all load up our AOL discs guys.

:lol

aol

I went to a greasy bar in Superior, Wisconsin tonight and watched two of my friends hustle all of the pool players there. Also, the electronic juke boxes that take 1$ bills are the devil.

oh man did it take credit cards and let you "download" songs too

That would be the one.

bureaucrats :rolleyes

Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck? :domo

I have now learned what constitutes a Youtube Poop. I do not detect it's humour. :domo
Seven Force is a foot fetishist. :domo


I doubt that is the killer or the musician. :domo

I've been downloading "Ocean of Fear" for about 4 days.

It's better be worth the wait >:

Banning me is considered flamboyantly gay in atleast... five countries