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Womti May 18th, 2009 09:38 PM

Men who used to be women
 
Would they know how to get a guy off?

Esuohlim May 18th, 2009 09:42 PM

A GUY OFF WHAT

kahljorn May 18th, 2009 09:51 PM

TRANSSEXUALS MAKE EXCELLENT DRUG COUNSELORS

kahljorn May 18th, 2009 09:51 PM

THEY CAN COUNSEL DRUGS LIKE NO TOMORROW

10,000 Volt Ghost May 19th, 2009 01:26 AM

I saw a live feed once of a guy trying to suck off a tranny. To put it in short terms I changed the internet channel.

Womti May 26th, 2009 11:54 AM

no but seriously would they know how to get a guy off?

Dimnos May 26th, 2009 01:56 PM

As much as any woman?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 26th, 2009 06:01 PM

Ba-Zing!

Rez May 27th, 2009 09:04 PM

ask seinfeld

kahljorn May 28th, 2009 06:42 PM

men who used to be women have ugly little penises :(

Sacks May 29th, 2009 06:53 AM

Like how ugly are we talking here?

kahljorn May 29th, 2009 03:04 PM

Some women who want to become men undergo hormonal therapy which causes their clits to enlarge. So they don't so much have a penis as they have a gigantic clit :(
Imagine that wiggling in your face! They are also usually only 2 inches or so ;o

OR THERES THE OTHER OPTION WHICH IS BASICALLY PUTTING FAT FROM YOUR ASS ONTO YOUR CLIT SO YOU CAN HAVE A CHUBBY.

Sacks May 30th, 2009 06:00 AM

That can't be the only options can it? For some reason I guess I thought chicks could get some serious dongs.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 30th, 2009 11:23 AM

I think they can. My friend went from girl to guy and I think he's packing heat now. His girlfriend always seems satisfied. Maybe she's just stupid though.

kahljorn May 30th, 2009 01:37 PM

SHE USED THE FAT TRANSPLANT METHOD PROBABLY.
THEY CAN GET SOME SERIOUS MEAT BECAUSE THEY JUST PACK THOSE SAUSAGES FULL OF AS MUCH FAT AS THEY WANT.

BESIDES IT IS NOT AS IF LITTLE DICKS CANT GET WOMEN OFF OR SOMETHING.

Sam May 30th, 2009 01:42 PM

YEAH, THE JAPANESE DO IT. :rolleyes

kahljorn May 30th, 2009 01:47 PM

WELL JUST THINK OF ALL THE MEN IN THE WORLD THAT PLEASE WOMEN

SOME OF THOSE MEN HAD SMALL PENISES

Sacks May 30th, 2009 02:49 PM

Yeah but 2 inches, man? I just want to live in a world where dreams can come true and Manbabes are packing power dongs.

kahljorn May 30th, 2009 03:03 PM

:lol
yea two inches might be too small, i dunno. But i just know some girls who said some of the best sex they've had was with small dicked guys, and their hand measurements only looked like they were 3 inches tops :O

maybe they just have small hands though

kahljorn May 30th, 2009 03:04 PM

also lesbians are supposed to have the "best sex evr" so maybe they know how to use that thang i dunno

Sacks May 30th, 2009 03:46 PM

Girls really don't know anything about dicks though so you can't trust any kind of measurement they give you. They're also lousy at sex so that theory about lesbians is out the window too. Good sex is mostly a mental thing so maybe these dudes with little wangs are psychological powerhouses.

Tadao May 30th, 2009 03:59 PM

Girls don't know dick.

Dimnos May 30th, 2009 09:58 PM

Its all in the fingers man. Or if she is a freak, the wrist.

kahljorn May 31st, 2009 02:09 AM

Well, lesbians are supposed to be good at having sex with each other because they know how vaginas and clitoris' work. Also, girls often use vibrators and other penis shaped items, which probably gave them some phallic experience. And yea, fingers and mouths.

Personally I dunno if I believe that theory, but I hear it alllllll the time.

Dimnos May 31st, 2009 02:56 AM

What theory? That women know how to please women?


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