My Next Post For Sale
 

Anything you've been wanting to say to/about someone but don't have the balls to say? Let me say it for you. Do you want me to call myself an "Asshat Faggot"? Pay me and I'll do it. Let me be your puppet.

I'm selling my next post for $2.25 because my paypal acct. is currently in the neg at -$2.24. I need for it to not be in the negative. Your purchase will give me a balance of $.01.

RULES:
Nothing about sex with dead babies or anything racist. No goatse pics. Basically it must conform with the current rules set in place for the forums. Other than that, it doesn't matter. You pay, you choose what my next post says. You can purchase an additional post for $.50 each. If you pay me for my next post then ask me to do something against the rules I will keep your money and not comply. But the rules are pretty loose and so am I, so don't worry about it. This is a Paypal offering only.

After the initial payment is rec'd and my acct is out of the negative, I will continue to exploit myself for a mere $.50 per post.

flampoo@hotmail.com

No need to identify yourself as this will remain completely anonymous. Between you, me and the fencepost, unless otherwise stated.

What would I possibly have you say that I wouldn't have more fun telling you myself?

Sorry man, no deal.

I PAID FOR THAT COMMENT!

This offer is still on the table.

I want you to say "I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout" and at the point you say handle, grab your balls, and then at spout, refer to your dick with one hand making a circle and with one finger going in and out of the hole in the circle with the other hand.

Would you do it?