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Dr. V Dec 6th, 2005 06:26 PM

Just saw the Bloodrayne trailor
 
On tv....


I have never been more unhappy in my entire life. :(

Zomboid Dec 6th, 2005 07:58 PM

Watch it online earlier today. I've never played the games and have no plans to, but I get the feeling that if I were a fan I'd be ready to kill myself right about now.

The actress playing the lead is hot sometimes but she's not hot at all in that, from what I've seen.

ArrowX Dec 6th, 2005 08:36 PM

If it has Michele Rodrigues thats reason enough not to see it.

Still at least shes getting work in untll she start raping the Metroid Franchise.

King Hadas Dec 6th, 2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid
Watch it online earlier today. I've never played the games and have no plans to, but I get the feeling that if I were a fan I'd be ready to kill myself right about now.

It really is to bad Uwe Boll got the rights to make this movie. Although the game is pretty terrible overall some of the enemy designs are pretty cool, the last boss in the first game looks like Leatherfaces christmas tree.

Dr. V Dec 6th, 2005 09:15 PM

Oh I've never played the games either, and I'm still very very upset.

Chojin Dec 6th, 2005 09:22 PM

That's like being upset that hollywood is cheapening a hentai.

James Dec 6th, 2005 10:46 PM

I'm just upset because this is apparently the movie Kristanna Lokken has chosen to show her tits in.

I mean, come on. She deserves better than that. This is the equivalent of working at a run-down titty bar, showing your breasts to beaten-down remains of men for their pocket change. She should have gone the Scores route.

Same goes for Ben Kingsley.

Besides, the promise of Termenatrix boobies will mean this movie will make more money than it deserves.

Supafly345 Dec 7th, 2005 03:14 PM

Why Michael Madsen? Why?

Lye Dec 9th, 2005 08:02 PM

i wonder if this will really be boll's last movie...

James Dec 9th, 2005 09:06 PM

Considering he's already in the middle of making a Dungeon Seige movie (with John Rhys-Davies for Christ's sake), not yet.

SUFFER Dec 10th, 2005 04:33 AM

i wonder if when it comes out on dvd the special features will include a "juggy mode" like in the game

Jeff The Ninja Dec 16th, 2005 03:04 AM

Just saw the trailer, I thought that it was one of those original movies they show on cable. I laughed when I found out what it was.

EverythingWillSuck Dec 16th, 2005 03:52 PM

I'm still scarred by the DOA trailer, myself. :(

ArrowX Dec 16th, 2005 04:40 PM

DOA looks like a shitty charlies angels+cosplay movie!

Chojin Dec 16th, 2005 04:55 PM

I used to make it a point to see VG movies, but they're just abusing my trust at this point.

ArrowX Dec 16th, 2005 10:22 PM

I think I actually agree with Chojin. And whats up with Kasumis'clothes being all shiny?

Seven Force Dec 16th, 2005 10:34 PM

After reading this thread, I can breathe a sigh of relief knowing I haven't seen any of his movies.

I clearly am the better man here. :)


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