Name: George
Age : 16
job : none
where you at : Tempe, Arizona
why did you start posting : This board is the bees knees
how long : since yesterday
hobbies : Watching porn
fav. music/band : Grindcore/Changes often
fav. book: The ones with pictures in them
fav. movie: the 5 Deadly venoms
who do you hate: www.stopsatan.org
what is that smell : my hair

I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN, THERES LOTS OF 16 YEARS OLDS HERE :lol

YOU MUST LIKE THE DARK COLORS THAT MATCH YORU SOUL :x

PORN??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WTF,!!! :lol I AM LIKING TH IS PERSON VERY MUCH

YEAH WHY THEY PLAYHATIN SATIN, BUNCH A GOD COCKUSUMERKS ITS FUCKIN BULLSHIT, I HATE RELEGIN >: ITS BUSLSHIT LIKE WHERE ROIGN TO HEAVEN

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 

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WAIT A MINUTE

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I decided my first post would be in a pointless thread so here it goes

Name- Victor
Age- 20
job- Student
where you at?- San Jose, Costa Rica (NOT Puerto Rico Dammit)
why did you start posting- Im waiting for my Something Awful forums account
how long have you been on the board- about 5 minutes
hobbies- futbol (soccer for all the gringo infidels)
fav. music/band- it varies, right now its AFI, Atreyu and Shai Hulud
fav. book- All of the Dune series
fav. movie- Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin
what is that smell- pork

You know, I haven't posted here yet.

Name- Malcolm
Age- Peak of Adolescense
job- many
where you at?- Burbs of Chicago
why did you start posting- fuck, too long ago to remember, i think it had something to do with metal
how long have you been on the board- couple months to a year
hobbies- photography, diving, smoking
fav. music/band- moe., phish, galactic, bela fleck and the flecktones, blind gaurdian, ozzy, iron maiden
fav. book- Fight Club, Johnny got his Gun
fav. movie- The Big Lebowski
Who do you hate the most on this board-i dunno
what is that smell- yes

OMG LOL ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE??? :eek

LOL THE MIDDLE! :lol

I GET JOKES TOO :picklehat

:lol LOL :lol

Wow, that never stops being funny, its amazing. I LOVE YOU GUYS! :lol

WHY YES, I AM FREE, THANKS FORE ASKING >:>:>:

-willie

Name- Jimbo Miguel Shea
Age- 18 ½
job- Cashier....at Blockbuster *GASP* you all get late fees, mwuhahahahahahahahhaha *cough*
where you at?- Elms-fuckin-ford, NY
why did you start posting- i'm a regular at the movie/music review section, so i thought i'd give the forum a look at.
how long have you been on the board- shit, only just today.
hobbies- pondering what i'll do today
fav. music/band- heavy stuff ranging from Van Halen to Full Blown Chaos
fav. book- maybe I got a short attention span, but I don't read books that much
fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket
Who do you hate the most on this board- those who think they're friggin' smart cause they're being sarcastic.
what is that smell- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Name-Nadia
Age-21
Job-Dealing with crazy people
Where you at- Toronto Ontario Canada
Why did you start posting- I love to mock (mock mock mock)
How long have you been on the board-I registered yesterday
Hobbies- Writing, playing bass, mocking stupid people (mock mock mock)
Fav Band/music-I like Clasical, and metal (esp black metal)
Fav book-Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite. It will disgust you and turn you on at the same time

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*yawn* next.

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Those 24 posts still kick the shit out of yours. >:

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WHY IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU STILL POSTING? >:

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He's got you there :lol :lol :lol

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YOU NEED WRITERS :lol

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