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sadie Feb 20th, 2003 09:00 PM

if ya got ya gats. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 09:34 PM

Do want a 40 too?

I have plenty.

Les Waste Feb 20th, 2003 10:09 PM

I like 40's. They are truly the champagne of beers :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 10:15 PM


sadie Feb 20th, 2003 11:06 PM

beer sucks. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 11:12 PM

You just don't know it well enough.

sadie Feb 20th, 2003 11:19 PM

i know it well enough to have cleaned the hops and barley off my kitchen counter and walls and floor after many a sunday afternoon, stink-the-whole-fucking-house-up brew.
and i've drank beer. many, many beers. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 11:24 PM

That's ok, more beer for me.

Would you like some juice?

sadie Feb 20th, 2003 11:25 PM

juice doesn't mix well with tequila. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 20th, 2003 11:27 PM

It does in small portions.

Shots are tasty. :)

Les Waste Feb 21st, 2003 01:05 AM

Tequila is the one liqour I can do shots of. The taste doesn't bother me at all. I have no idea why.


sadie Feb 21st, 2003 02:19 AM

i like it, too. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 21st, 2003 02:20 AM

You frown a lot.

It's killing my buzz.

sadie Feb 21st, 2003 02:26 AM

it must be pretty weak to begin with, then. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 21st, 2003 02:29 AM

I lied. I didn't have a buzz. :/

sadie Feb 21st, 2003 02:30 AM

you fucking heathen. :(

jailbaitmonger Feb 21st, 2003 02:31 AM


It won't happen again.

Shots are on me.

kellychaos Feb 21st, 2003 01:18 PM

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...

Name- Kelly. Why? What have you heard about me
job- Plastic Mold Injection Technician
where you at?- Psychologically you mean?
why did you start posting- Boredom. Pure unadulterated Boredom
how long have you been on the board- first post
hobbies- reading, music, mocking people
fav. music/band- John Prine
fav. book- Slaughter House Five
fav. movie- Pulp Fiction
Who do you hate the most on this board-myself
what is that smell- Your mother

Abe Slank Feb 21st, 2003 03:18 PM

Name- P-Boy
Age- Old
job- Dead End
where you at?- Work
why did you start posting- There's nothing worth stealing from work, but time.
how long have you been on the board- Longer than I was welcome.
hobbies- Arson
fav. music/band- Eddie Peabody
fav. book- Cosmic Trigger
fav. movie- Fire Walk With Me
Who do you hate the most on this board- Whoever left off the ?
what is that smell- Hydraulic Oil, it beats diesel.

Lord Darian Feb 22nd, 2003 11:47 AM

Name- Mr.Mike
Age- 17
job- high school, I'm in the detention club.
where you at?-in a Big Country
why did you start posting- I was paid to
how long have you been on the board- 3 months
hobbies-If i told you, you would get sick
fav. music/band-foo fighters,P.O.I, and probably flogging molly
fav. book-madonna's sex book
fav. movie-Big Trouble In Little China
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who hates me
what is that smell-How should I know I can't smell anything through the computer.

pissed off salesman Feb 22nd, 2003 08:09 PM

Name- steven
Age- 25
job- graphic novelist
where you at?- HITLER!!!!
why did you start posting- because i found this sites messsage board and i was bored
how long have you been on the board- i think since 1999
hobbies- drawing, sculpting, and making independant films
fav. music/band- punk rock Gorillaz, winterkill, skinny puppy, rage aginst the machine, and greenday
fav. book- Terrorsit chic an explenation of violence in the 70's
fav. movie- the puppet master series
Who do you hate the most on this board- that dude who posted the story about that kid crapping himself
what is that smell- Stupidity, no wait. okay its either stupidity or salmon

FeuerAffe Feb 24th, 2003 12:04 AM

blah blah blah
Name- Star, a lot of online people just call me FA :)
Age- 19
job- student at shitty school
where you at?- indiana
why did you start posting- a long time ago I came across the "I Hate Clowns" essay on Visionary Darkness, then discovered the rest of the site and thought it was amusing
how long have you been on the board- awhile
hobbies- sewing things, tap dance
fav. music/band- Rammstein, Ramones, No Doubt
fav. book- "River God," "The Seventh Scroll," and "Warlock" by Wilbur Smith
fav. movie- Death to Smoochy, Falling Down, Ghost World, too lazy to list more
Who do you hate the most on this board- i don't know :(
what is that smell-pickles

Thesaurus Feb 24th, 2003 02:20 PM

Name- n/a
job- student, writer
where you at?- Hell (c ya soon!)
why did you start posting- some one held a gun to my head
how long have you been on the board- a few months
hobbies- writing, music,writing, reading,playing w/ pointy objects
fav. music/band- Jets to Brazil, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Barenaked Ladies (who are in reality fully dressed Canadien men)
fav. book- Lord of the Rings, The Unlikely Ones
fav. movie- Star Trek IV
Who do you hate the most on this board- no
what is that smell- the dead body in my basement :)

LuvMeKoala Feb 24th, 2003 05:56 PM

Name- Stephanie.....stephanie
Age- 16
job- Lookin good
where you at?- On the dance floor!
why did you start posting- For the lack of anything better to do
how long have you been on the board- technically a couple months now
hobbies- I like to eat, eat eat, apples and bananas
fav. music/band- Ayumi hamasaki or Yuki kajiura
fav. book- The Dragon prince novels
fav. movie- Spirited Away
Who do you hate the most on this board- ...Hmm....
what is that smell- That is the smelly smell of something that smells smelly

FartinMowler Feb 25th, 2003 11:49 AM

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:43 pm Post subject:


Name- Marty
job- Landscaping
where you at?- In my office
why did you start posting- I was drunk one night and found this site.
hobbies- Music and writing
fav. music Alternative and Jazz
fav. book- Lord of the rings.
fav. movie- Brazil
Who do you hate the most on this board- Les Waste and Jamesman
what is that smell- I enjoy a good fart

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