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executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 02:18 AM

oh man, pretending not to notice sarcasm

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 02:19 AM

i can do voices

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 02:25 AM

Yeah, but can you make it hilarious and have other hilarious internet people request that you read hilarious sentences in a hilariously monotone voice, all at the hilarious cost of 1 dollar a recording?

CAN YOU?

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 02:29 AM

Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537845)
Expansive list.

I am, admittedly, a collector of things... mostly weird and unusual, as that's what my world tends to be, and coincidentally what makes the internet (or at least the places on it worth visiting) a cool place as well.

Meanwhile...

What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses (or: "What Was In Xydexx's Pocketses Before He Took Them Out And Put Them On His Already-Cluttered Desk"):
* Wallet
* Car keys
* $1.17 in spare change

Sam Mar 12th, 2008 03:08 AM

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE?

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537845)
Hope you don't have to MOVE.

Not planning to anytime soon, even though our place is worth $150K more now than when we bought it.

While we're on the subject, best of luck getting out on your own. It's quite liberating. :)

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 04:47 AM

not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537850)
Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

HickMan Mar 12th, 2008 06:39 AM

Hey everybody I gotta be at work in 20 minutes but I dont wanna go. I'm probably going to fall asleep when people are swimming.

ElPila666 Mar 12th, 2008 06:51 AM

Are you a baywatch?

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 537875)
I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

Well it was a legitimate question since this a fairly recent development and everything :rolleyes

caith Mar 12th, 2008 11:09 AM

hey i used to post here a while back. just wondering if anyone remembers me and should i stick around or just fuck off .?

i'm your friend

WHAT

ps j/k

I'll be your frang

A/S/L

SPORT IS FOR THE GAYS????

raver..you might've been touched by me while I was spinnin some Joe Cocker meets Felix da Housecat once...stick around...

iiwii

ill be your friend raver :p

Hi caith! A/S/L?

Raver141, werent you that british fuck?

Fuck off :)

yes robot i am as described.
wiiiiiiiiiiiiLLY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im my friend.

Last time we left off, about six years ago, we were arguing about who sucks and what not. Care to pick up where we left off?

i would love to robot but i cant be bothered to bore myself to death reading your drivel. ravers and bastards rule.

This thread clearly points out the amount of ruling that you do.

Ruler of dick.


HickMan Mar 12th, 2008 12:47 PM

Yes I'm a baywatch Mitch Buchanan and I was unaware that Esuohlim was a mod!

Dr. Boogie Mar 12th, 2008 01:36 PM

People, please. There's a reason I like to dump shitty threads in this one. There's no sense trying to improve the chat thread.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 01:39 PM

I can see at least three threads that should be in here, what are you waiting for, Doc?

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 01:51 PM

w/e this is the best thread on these forums

Seven Force Mar 12th, 2008 03:08 PM

just use your clitoris to dial the #

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:30 PM

Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 03:35 PM

I haven't read the new poems, but some of the previous ones have actually made me lol and that is pretty rare. :(

Mockery Mar 12th, 2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537930)
Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.

Are you saying you didn't like his latest poetry piece?

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:41 PM

I didn't laugh at any of them :(
But I'm not a cultural laugh meter that you would want to set yourself too.

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 537871)
not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still

I'll assume that was a compliment. :)

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:58 PM

Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537940)
Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

Oooh, haiku. I can do that.

Pony is hungry
He sees you driving by and
Wants to eat your head



OM NOM NOM NOM


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