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Durrsomething Jun 30th, 2009 09:33 PM

Small Soldiers
 




Instead of wasting your money this summer to see mutant cgi Bionicles humping each other, long-winded nonsensical storyline, retarded humans, retarded wigger robots, and Megan Fox being all skanky (Which you could see for free on the internet.), why not use your money to go find a copy of the criminally underated Small Soldiers?

It's Gremlins meets Childs Play meets Transformers, with actually likable characters and special effects

And it's from someone who knows how to direct movies...

The Leader Jun 30th, 2009 10:04 PM

Did you seriously just compare Transformers to bionicles? You bastard.

Dimnos Jul 1st, 2009 12:59 PM

He is right though... It is a criminally underrated movie that is much better than just about anything you will see in the theaters today...

Dimnos Jul 1st, 2009 01:01 PM

If your the kind of guy who has a gay hard on for cartoon characters akin to Hank Hill.

Ant10708 Jul 1st, 2009 02:15 PM

I liked it alot as a kid.

Womti Jul 1st, 2009 03:49 PM

I would recommend starship troopers :\

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 09:56 AM

The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2009 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 636194)
The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

What? Where?

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 02:43 PM

In Starship Troopers.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2009 04:10 PM

:lol oh, okay, that makes sense. I scrolled through this too quick and I thought you meant Small Soldiers

MarioRPG Jul 2nd, 2009 05:51 PM

I must have seen that movie 20 times. The best was when the parents immediately assume he's "on crank" after being out late.

Durrsomething Jul 2nd, 2009 09:18 PM

Small Soldiers does have Kristen Dunst in it......

darkvare Jul 3rd, 2009 04:04 PM

i still have my toy i got from this movie the blue guy i don't remeber his name though is funny cause it has 4 joints but still is sculped to have like 10 or so

Dommin Jul 5th, 2009 01:49 PM

Small Soldiers has Denis Leary. Transformers doesn't.

Small Soldiers wins.

Durrsomething Jul 5th, 2009 02:01 PM

And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Transformers has Anthony Anderson.

Small Soldiers wins again

Dimnos Jul 6th, 2009 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durrsomething (Post 636499)
And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Small Soldiers wins again

Is this some sort of metaphor for your penis?

Ant10708 Jul 6th, 2009 09:23 PM

and it was phil hartmans last movie before his wife killed him

stevetothepast Jul 7th, 2009 07:09 PM

Fuck Small Soldiers

Phoenix Gamma Jul 7th, 2009 07:22 PM

You would.

executioneer Jul 7th, 2009 07:31 PM

that sounds like an awfully unusual fetish

stevetothepast Jul 8th, 2009 11:35 AM

not so much a fetish as much as a childhood wet dream.

robo_rob Jul 8th, 2009 04:50 PM

Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

Angryhydralisk Jul 8th, 2009 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robo_rob (Post 637017)
Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

Yes. YES!! they still have the Rodeo Cheesburger at some BKs! And I saw the bastard in theatres! I enjoy it. It's like Starship Troopers in that it should be terrible but somehow isn't. I also got a good laugh at the PSX video game.

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2009 07:24 PM

I finally got to eat a Rodeo Burger a few months ago after wanting one for 10 years and it wasn't fucking worth it >:

robo_rob Jul 8th, 2009 08:16 PM

I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P

Dimnos Jul 8th, 2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robo_rob (Post 637061)
I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P

Even if its not on the menu ask if they have it.

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2009 11:22 PM

Everything on the rodeo burger is available anyway, they can just slap one together in 20 seconds

robo_rob Jul 9th, 2009 12:33 AM

after the BK BBQ Double Stackticon deal is over, I know what I'm ordering.

p.s- has something to do with burning BK down

Ant10708 Jul 9th, 2009 02:51 PM

try to eat less burger king. its gonna kill you

Dimnos Jul 9th, 2009 04:03 PM

Whataburger is where its at anyway. :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 9th, 2009 04:11 PM

Wish I had a hardees in my area. Thats where its at.

robo_rob Jul 9th, 2009 06:04 PM

I'm more of a Krystal's guy myself.

executioneer Jul 9th, 2009 07:09 PM

is burgermaster still around anywhere :( they had great stuff

edit: APPARENTLY THEY'RE ALL UP IN SEATTLE NOW GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

executioneer Jul 9th, 2009 07:13 PM

man idk, if i'm driving up to seattle for burgers i'd probably have to stop at dick's too

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 9th, 2009 07:19 PM

I drove 3 hours to Ohio for Hardees....we also saw Stella but its besides the point.

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 07:21 PM

I'm hoping to go to White Castle next month. Especially since I'll be seeing B Boys.

executioneer Jul 9th, 2009 07:48 PM

i hear the fries come in more than one size now though ;_;

darkvare Jul 9th, 2009 09:24 PM

how did this got derailed into a burger thread

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 9th, 2009 09:33 PM


robo_rob Jul 9th, 2009 10:49 PM

in all fairness the thread was started by Durrsomething, derailment was indicated from the beginning

Tadao Jul 9th, 2009 10:55 PM

Did someone have something more to say about Small Soldiers?

darkvare Jul 10th, 2009 01:35 AM

i don0t care anyways i love burgers specially nacho burgers

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 01:38 AM

I love to go to Tommy's in LA for the greatest Chili Cheeseburgers ever.

robo_rob Jul 10th, 2009 03:16 PM

O'Charlies has a great mini burger plate.

captain516 Jul 11th, 2009 01:33 AM

I miss In-N Out's Animal-Style fries. There used to be one a 35 minute drive away from my house, but it's gone now.. What other sides do you guys like?

Tadao Jul 11th, 2009 02:20 AM

I've tried animal fries, didn't like them too much. I'm also not much of a fan of shoestring fries anyways. I love Dairy Queen Blizzards.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2009 08:57 AM

Seasalt fries are where its at. Usually any restaurant that serves a jerk chicken sandwhich will have them.

The Leader Jul 11th, 2009 09:14 AM

I realized that I have irritable bowel syndrome after I ate two or three wittle fries at a Wendy's and had diarrhea hours later. :(

Dimnos Jul 12th, 2009 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 637461)
I realized that I have irritable bowel syndrome after I ate two or three wittle fries at a Wendy's and had diarrhea hours later. :(

You should try their chili. ;)

robo_rob Jul 12th, 2009 04:13 AM

Wendy's Chili I delicous meat water.

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2009 04:48 AM

AHMBURGERS


Zhukov Jul 13th, 2009 01:55 AM

In my country we call Burger King 'Hungry Jacks'.


Yeah, Transformers 2 sucked the big one and Small Soldiers was reasonably good.

executioneer Jul 13th, 2009 11:29 AM

wendys chili is the bets

stevetothepast Jul 13th, 2009 12:38 PM

shit yeah. Wendy's chili

Dimnos Jul 13th, 2009 02:38 PM

I just had me some Wendys chili!


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