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10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2010 09:40 PM

:lol IT WAS THE PURRRRFECT PRODUCT.

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 10:14 PM


kahljorn Jun 1st, 2010 03:34 AM

HEY GUYS

Grislygus Jun 1st, 2010 03:43 AM

HELLO KAHLJORN

CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN?

Dimnos Jun 1st, 2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 687742)
Hah! I'm buying this. No reason to fuck up my back worse than it already is.


This thing is awesome. Where do I buy it?

Kitsa Jun 1st, 2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 687783)
This thing is awesome. Where do I buy it?


http://www.onestepahead.com/catalog/...mSource=Search


make them give me a discount now for referring you :lol

kahljorn Jun 1st, 2010 06:34 PM

WHATS UP GRIBSLY GUS

I SLEPT LIKE A BABE LAST NIGHT :O

A BABE THAT SLEPT REALLY WELL NOT ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT CRIES THE WHOLE TIME

Skulhedface Jun 1st, 2010 06:37 PM

That reminds me of an amusing story. One of my friends has a kid named Colin, and he's quite the temperamental baby. His mother has been known to say that Colin has colic, and that they've nicknamed him Colicky Colin.

Wait, that's not funny at all. Sorry.

MarioRPG Jun 1st, 2010 08:07 PM

That walking wings thing seems made for single parents.

darkvare Jun 1st, 2010 09:53 PM

is galactus coming?


http://gizmodo.com/5551916/the-gates...d-in-guatemala

Grislygus Jun 2nd, 2010 04:29 AM

Quote:

sammytheswede: don't bother leaving any messages, just keep calling every hour until you catch somebody. That's what works for me
Jamie: XD
sammytheswede: Oh man, out of sheer boredom I'm on Youtube and started looking up old cartoons that I used to watch as a kid
sammytheswede: I'd forgotten just how horrible and awesomely catchy the Fist of the North Star song was
Jamie: XD
sammytheswede: I'm serious, I'm actually regretting looking it up because that stupid damned song is going to be stuck in my head for the next two months
Jamie: I know how that goes
Jamie: I get songs stuck in my head way to easily
Jamie: I always have something in my head
sammytheswede: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHy--...eature=related
sammytheswede: ENGRISH
sammytheswede: YOU WA SHOCK
Jamie: why... would you do this to me?
sammytheswede: HA
Jamie: oh, think its funny do you?
sammytheswede: I don't think there's ever been a more awesomely retarded show
sammytheswede: I just wish i'd found out about it before freshman year in high school, it would have blown my goddamned mind as an eight year old
Jamie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c
sammytheswede: I'm debating whether or not I want to click on that
Jamie: you should only click it if you're willing to click this afterwards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLDeUfa_cI
sammytheswede: WHAT IN THE GODDAMNED HELL
Jamie: LMAO
sammytheswede: I WANT TO BURN MY BRAIN AND I'M ONLY TWENTY SECONDS IN
Jamie: it was important for me to share that with you.
sammytheswede: Okay,0:37 and 0:48 confirms my suspicions that this is aimed at japanese pedophiles
sammytheswede: Oh god, here goes the second video
Jamie: :3
sammytheswede: It doesn't even have a MELODY
sammytheswede: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Jamie: bahahahahaha
sammytheswede: And don't even TELL me that it's aimed at girls, I know damned well that there are hundreds of thousands of fat japanese businessmen that own complete "Lucky Star" undressable figurines
sammytheswede: "However, he also admitted that Lucky Star is quite different from its "predecessor" and that the second major factor is its "unique" composition that "panders to the tastes of otaku, but does so with good humor and sly wit", thus, making it "the ultimate in fan service", a "witty, self-indulgent, guilty pleasure".[27]
Jamie: o.o
sammytheswede: So basically, "Lucky Star" is aimed at japanese people who fuck squishy pillows with anime characters printed on them
Jamie: yeah
sammytheswede: Fun times
Jamie: for some reason rereading about people fucking squishy pillows with anime characters printed on them really made me laugh
Jamie: I didn't laugh the first time
Jamie: maybe it needed to sink in more
sammytheswede: It's not funny when you know that it's true
sammytheswede: then suddenly it becomes funny again
sammytheswede: then it takes a u-turn into depressing as fuck
Jamie: XD
Jamie: basically
...

kahljorn Jun 2nd, 2010 05:03 AM

i love YOU ARE SHOCK

my girlfriend and i dont even call it fist of the north star we call it YOU ARE SHOCK

Fathom Zero Jun 2nd, 2010 05:05 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 2nd, 2010 01:04 PM

Fist of the North Star kicked ass everywhere it went.



^ I used to get this song stuck in my head for days at a time

Dimnos Jun 2nd, 2010 05:17 PM


Kitsa Jun 2nd, 2010 05:34 PM

ace!

love knows no borders, nationalities or genders.

do it!

(I made a great gif of that once but then I lost it)

MarioRPG Jun 3rd, 2010 11:12 AM

I have a rule of thumb that male hair size should not exceed head size.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 3rd, 2010 11:22 AM


Tadao Jun 3rd, 2010 12:37 PM



These billboards are all over town. Looks like Pub is up to something.

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2010 03:48 PM

Whu did you lock the sodium fluoride thread Tadao? >:

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2010 03:54 PM

Why the fuck do you think finland?

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2010 03:59 PM


Tadao Jun 3rd, 2010 04:00 PM

I'm sure old beaten dead horse is a delicacy to the Fins.

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2010 04:01 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2010 10:42 PM

I was behind a woman at walmart today who had a back-of-the-neck piercing. Due to my particular set of circumstances, that gave me the oogies like you would not imagine.

Anyway, it was nasty because the bar thing was too wide for the piercing and she had a good half inch of the flexible middle part sticking out on either side of the back of her neck. And that middle part was caked with indescribable grossness. I think some of it might have been pus.:puke

I chickened out on taking a covert pic because she looked like the springer type.


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